The strawman of the white, DJ Shadow/Jurassic 5 loving, university student hip-hop fan

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Dom you said "I'm seriously interested on this one, and I have no real answers. Do discuss." and now you say it was "Early attempt at trolling here, not really a classic." How will we ever know if you are being disingenuous in the future?

I am using your worlds, Saturday, 28 June 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm seriously interested on this one, and I have no real answers.

gabbneb, Saturday, 28 June 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ An obsessive interest in researching scandal/gossip that's happened in the past, manifesting itself as revivals of old threads to highlight some post or statement that's supposedly funny or o_0 or whatever.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 28 June 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf guys i just wanted to big up an arrested development revival

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

HOOS I was ^^^ing gebbnab

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

In an age where hip-hop stars are regularly lambasted for inciting violence, misogyny and homophobia, and where a lot of the time this is true, it could be all too easy to slip into a jaded view of the whole genre. But by dismissing it out of hand, a whole world of musical pioneering could be missed - for every Ludacris there's a Mos Def, for every G-Unit there's a De La Soul. Hip-Hop can have something to say, and it can be as meaningful as any lyric sung by some misanthropic indie singer.

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

still easier to take the piss out of the dj shadow fan (i dunno if this sort of fan still exists though, theyve probably moved onto clipse/wayne etc and regard their earlier 'corny' def jux/prefuse/rjd2 phase with embarassment) than the person who thinks lil boosie and plies are keeping the levels high.

uk grime faggot (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link

theyve probably moved onto clipse/wayne etc and regard their earlier 'corny' def jux/prefuse/rjd2 phase with embarassment

haha yeah i think this is key. the new strawman regards jay-z playing glastonbury in 2008 as a great leap forward.

where does that blipster dude dom was blogging about fit into this?

the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I like DJ Shadow, sorry.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i think that blipster dude wants beef

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Hot beef injection from Dom Passantino.

I d/led that DJ Shadow early stuff 4xCD sprawl about a month ago but haven't listened to any of it yet. I should get round to it really.

Architect of the Geocities (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link

haha yeah i think this is key. the new strawman regards jay-z playing glastonbury in 2008 as a great leap forward.

Back in the day, we built our strawmen from people we saw walking round university campuses. Now we build them based on late twentysomethings we read on the internet.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link

pretty much, though i am still a student!

the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link

This kind of guy (generalise from your own experience) also listens to a set list of indie and IDM types, but you never hear indie fans complaining about how Super Furry Animals fans are ruining indie, or electronica types talking about "Yet _another_ Aphex Twin fan".

Haha RONG.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah isn't Aphex Twin the signifier for someone claiming "I'm not really into that dance stuff, although I don't mind Come to Daddy?" Dance music for 6Music listeners. Again, I like Aphex Twin!

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link

sopering point but this autumn's fresher intake were not born when aphex put out his first record, so they're not going to be invested in his work in quite the same way as us old lags.

the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

sobering. hic.

the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Since it's not 1998 any more, you probably need to substitute Aphex Twin for The Bug or Burial or someone.

Actually this strawman still pops up in my head whenever I look at the Friday night listings for Fabric. These people will always exist, unless weed suddenly disappears from the surface of the earth.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm old, just not down with the hippy students any more.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Come To Daddy would be morelike the token pick for 'open minded'-but-not-really metal fans FWIW (Dillinger Escape Plan covered it for example)

I'm Throwing Small Arms Around Powys (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

good thread.

bring back the old Dom!

Keep The Dawgs Away (Ioannis), Thursday, 29 January 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Amount of people who know I like hip-hop and have tried bringing up scroobius pip or whatever that shit is in the past 6 months: 7.

Amount of people who know I like hip-hop and have talked to me about Jurassic 5/Dj Shadow etc. ever: O.

Amount of people who have talked to me about Lil Wayne/T.I.: 1.

I hate only knowing students.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yikes, i just ran into the blog post that inspired this revive by accident.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link

A producer and a poet from Essex weren't the most likely candidates to become the saviours of intelligent hip-hop, but with Scroobius Pip's wit and biting social commentary backed up by Dan le Sac's 8-bit bleeps and beats, it's hard to disagree.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Should we invite that dude on her to defend himself?

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

unfortunate typo there robinho.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

it really takes a lot to raise my ire these days when it comes to music, but le sac and pip do it every. single. time.

so yes let's get that blogger on here.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

...."scroobius pip?"

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

In an age where hip-hop stars are regularly lambasted for inciting violence, misogyny and homophobia, and where a lot of the time this is true, it could be all too easy to slip into a jaded view of the whole genre. But by dismissing it out of hand, a whole world of musical pioneering could be missed - for every Ludacris there's a Mos Def, for every G-Unit there's a De La Soul. Hip-Hop can have something to say, and it can be as meaningful as any lyric sung by some misanthropic indie singer.

― Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

also, dunno where that's from, but it *sounds* like something from my high school newspaper

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Dan Le Sac should've produced 'Slime And Reason'

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha I was about to say, surely this strawman grew up and started writing for Hip-Hop Connection?

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Can I get my own grandmother pregnant first?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, July 25, 2005 7:09 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol italians

and what, Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

She's dead now :-(

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link

hope you're happy and what

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i got nothing...

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

of course not. he said she's dead, didn't he?

Keep The Dawgs Away (Ioannis), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

As if by magic, Chipmunk's new single has just come on the radio and seems a brazen attempt to appeal to this market. :(

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

what, dead grannies?

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Nothing to do with dead grannies, no. I'm not sure what magic has to do with anything either really.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

"Sometimes songs will reappear in your head for no reason. You'll start humming a tune, and only recognise what that song is a minute later. I love it when this happens, it's a true affirmation of loving a song, that it's buried almost subconsciously into you. For me, today, it was "Midnight Surprise" by Lightspeed Champion."

Architect of the Geocities (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

If Lightspeed Champion had sold some records, we could easily have used him as a punchline more often.

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Or if he had a drummer

I'm Throwing Small Arms Around Powys (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link

If Lightspeed Champion had sold some records, we could easily have used him as a punchline more often.

Can't think of any other pop musician to have had no sales bump whatsoever after an untimely death. RIP big man.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I used to know a lot of "heads" (all white guys, natch) who listened to music such as this on their studio quality headphones while walking around town, their dreadlocked hair tucked neatly into their rastafarian hats

Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Man, that must have been an awful fictional town.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link


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