The strawman of the white, DJ Shadow/Jurassic 5 loving, university student hip-hop fan

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It seems to be one of the few unifying things on ILM (and on wider music forums actually, come to think) that the white, Jurassic 5 t-shirted university student who plays "Entroducing" twice a week is the ultimate in hip-hop evil.

Why?

I'm sure he is a bad thing, in general, but I'm not sure why. What is he doing wrong? Is it the music he listens to, or the way he listens to it? Is he actually doing any real damage? Is he relevant any more? Why is he so much worse than the Okayplayer crowd anyway?

This kind of guy (generalise from your own experience) also listens to a set list of indie and IDM types, but you never hear indie fans complaining about how Super Furry Animals fans are ruining indie, or electronica types talking about "Yet _another_ Aphex Twin fan". Is it just the music then, rather than the person?

Or does, as I kind of suspect, it all come down to the fact that most hip-hop critics are still white, middle class, university educated types, and so when they get talking to people who say "Oh, I love hip-hop as well", they end up talking to this kind of person, and end up taking it out in their writings than with them face to face?

I'm seriously interested on this one, and I have no real answers. Do discuss.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

It's because when nobody is watching he listens to Jack Johnson.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Or she.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, what's with the Jack Johnson love on British uni campuses all of a sudden? He's in more freshman CD collections than "Definitely Maybe" nowadays.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Is he relevant any more?

no, this is music college students listened to in the late 90s. maybe this is why we're hating on them. it's passe already.

The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.thescreamonline.com/art/art4-3/munch/scream_lg.jpg

o, Monday, 25 July 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, what's with the Jack Johnson love on British uni campuses all of a sudden? He's in more freshman CD collections than "Definitely Maybe" nowadays.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), July 25th, 2005.

you know what the worst bit is?

at least several uni friends have said this or simular to me:

"You love music don't you? Have you heard much Jack Johnson".

Hand me a sawn-off shotgun i'll do it.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

How many of these friends have interrailed across Europe, or maybe spent a year down in Indonesia, absorbing local culture and surfing?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link

dom if youve come from 2001 ILM plz go back & warn them about all the assholes who will eventually ruin it!!

2, Monday, 25 July 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

None of these, but I know of an awful lot of people who have done this/planning to do this/aim to do this if they ever get the money who also listen to Jack Johnson.

It terrifies me.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

dom if youve come from 2001 ILM plz go back & warn them about all the assholes who will eventually ruin it!!

Can I get my own grandmother pregnant first?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

thy will be done

2, Monday, 25 July 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, yeah, I thought this idea died and got buried at the same time as Bob Hope, but I've seen these guys brought up as hip-hop bete noires a few times on ILM in the past month...maybe it's just lazy shorthand?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, what kind of crushing insult can you level at Jack Johnson. I can't think of one that would really bother anyone who liked him.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I think acoustic Jack Johnson should embark upon a heavyweight boxing career like his namesake. I would willingly pay box office to see him square up against Vitaly Klitschko.

Instead of the national anthem, he could do that wonderful song he recorded with Handsome Boy Modelling School.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

for what its worth dom ill rep for both of these over 99.9999% of what ilm talks abt

2, Monday, 25 July 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

at this point i think the only ppl who give a shit about tryna clown j5/shadow fans is newly converted dipshits for dipset

2, Monday, 25 July 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I think acoustic Jack Johnson should embark upon a heavyweight boxing career like his namesake. I would willingly pay box office to see him square up against Vitaly Klitschko.

"Unforgivable Whiteness"

PB, Monday, 25 July 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

at this point i think the only ppl who give a shit about tryna clown j5/shadow fans is newly converted dipshits for dipset

I'm pretty sure this is it, people half-remember arguements that were used against them four years ago and try and use it as their own opinions now that they're "loving this music unironically".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

= ILM

2, Monday, 25 July 2005 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

dom if youve come from 2001 ILM plz go back & warn them about all the assholes who will eventually ruin it!!

The thread should have been locked after this.

(There's nothing wrong with liking Shadow or El-P or J5 or Prefuse.. duh. I think it's a case where the "this is hip hop that's KEEPIN IT REAL" strawman fan gets blown to proportions in relation to those artists or similar, and then one who admits liking these folks gets assumed to *be* that strawman or strawwoman, and becomes the whipping person, unfortunately gets defensive about said artists because he/she may or may not have listened to "real" "urban" "mainstream" hip-hop, vicious cycle, blah blah blah blah blah.... everyone should be sentenced to go to their local bookstore and read the Kool Herc intro to Jeff Chang's hip hop book... I recommend they buy it and read it, too.. but they should be required to at least read the intro.)

donut ferry (donut), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

hey i opened up for jack johnson once! he's a totally nice dood!

huell howser (chaki), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

"this is hip hop that's KEEPIN IT REAL" strawman fan gets blown to proportions

How long have you been out of college for?

Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link

As long as any DJ Shadow and Jurassic 5 records have been around.. why?

donut ferry (donut), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

The stereotype remains very true and is very common.

Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

at this point i think the only ppl who give a shit about tryna clown j5/shadow fans is newly converted dipshits for dipset

Ouch. Help me. I think I've laughed so hard that I've broken something.

I don't mind Jack Johnson. He seems like he'd be fun to smoke up with and then he'd sing you a pretty song.

Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The stereotype remains very true and is very common.

This may be hard to believe, but this stereotype can apply to people *outside* college too! And they may even hate Shadow and J5, and love Ja-Rule and Nas! OMG!

donut ferry (donut), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

(dare I mention this may not be restricted to... w..wh..white people?)

donut ferry (donut), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

haha donut otm come to ATL and you can chill w/ half a million boho black headwrap chicks who hate on lil scrappy but loooooove j5

2, Monday, 25 July 2005 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

& my life is that much better for it

2, Monday, 25 July 2005 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

This was pretty much me, circa 2000. I think I still have the t-shirt from the Dilated Peoples/Jurassic 5/Beat Junkies tour from that fall! As little as six months ago I think I made a lopsided argument to someone about listening to music ironically being a horrible thing. I still think it is, a little.

I mean, if you're singing along and goofing on shit, then you're liking it in some way, right? I was talking to someone who just graduated high school and I think that's probably the way she sees most radio hip-hop/r&b. It's really no more ridiculous than any other music, but all the innuendo and raps about panty lines just doesn't really describe your life at that age.

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

rappin about panty lines dont describe your life at high school age?!?!?!?

2, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

you mean like john mayer right?? yo body is a wonderland...

2, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Now that Michael Jackson is "invincible" in court (haw haw), maybe he can sue to win the rights to get "J5" back from Jurassic 5.

donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

i want john mayer to duet with g love. then you would really hear something, my friends.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

2, not sure if the "otm" was meant to be sarcastic or not.. and again, i can't believe this is a 2005 thread either, but i think this was (and I stress "was") just a fight about which of the two "clans" (hip-hop style shit popular on college radio vs. hip-hop style shit popular in mainstream) was more "boring" and more "real" back in the good ol' days here in 2001/2002. Fireworks were just fueled by the taunting/overly-defensive cycle. At least "boring" can be justified as subjective/opinion, but "real" is just a catch-all phrase for anybody to use who can't definitely argue against the other side. No one here really argued the "real" thing, except maybe a googler here and there, but the storms still raaaaaged.

Otherwise, the whole Shadow/J5/Diplo/Prefuse/R2Dj2/whatever fan stereotype is just as much a strawman as any white guy who wants to live black and doesn't "do it accurately enough" because that's borne from a comedic, mainstream strawman/stereotype, period.

donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

it's obviously not rap music for white people, we've got these boho black headwrap chicks too.

I think the border line is how the possible strawman feels about dead prez's "(bigger than) hip hop." Is it real enough? Does the production make it too commercial? Have they only heard of it because they're kanye trainspotting after finding their direction in life through "college dropout?"

I saw J5 for a second time sometime around 2003 (2002?) and I almost fell asleep because they decided to perform pretty much every song they ever recorded. I swear, it went on foreeeeever. Also, is this strawman responsible for all kinds of college kids thinking every DJ is a turntablist? Because jesus, if I could blame it for every guy who's made some sort of "wicky wicky scratch" noise during a discussion about djing it'd clear up some emotional issues.

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm listening to Shadow now, after throwing the new Common across the room in bored disgust.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I love Lil' Scrappy AND J5. Well, I don't LOVE J5. But you get my point.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

2, have you heard the new cage yet?!

asbo, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

ehhh i dont fuck w/ him no more

2, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I just happen to be listening to Express Rising right now and it somehow seems appropriate.

Anyway, so I don't really get the issue. What're the sides we're discussing here? That folks who still listen to J5/DJ Shadow (I personally think he is far above and beyong any J5 link)/RJD2 aren't listening to the "real shit?" And those listening to the "real shit" think the J5/DJ Shadow/RJD2 fans have no clue? What's the issue?

And where do Tribe and De La fall in all this? I think and argument of the non-real shit fan is maybe "positivity" or "talking about things I can actually relate to." At least those are the arguments I can remember from my college days. But I still can't take a side or provide a real argument because I don't really know what the question is.

matt2 (matt2), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:36 (eighteen years ago) link

WHAT HATH DIGABLE PLANETS AND DISPOSABLE HEROES OF HIPHOPRISY WROUGHT!

donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah I was going to say I can't say I've come across anyone repping real hard for DJ Shadow...erm, ever? Besides ILM. I'd definitely replace him with De La/Tribe/Kweli. I might roll my eyes at them, but I can't say they bother me all that much. I don't really get the vitrol. Is it a "they're holding us all back!" sort of thing?

Candicissima (candicissima), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:43 (eighteen years ago) link

It seems to be one of the few unifying things on ILM (and on wider music forums actually, come to think) that the white, Jurassic 5 t-shirted university student who plays "Entroducing" twice a week is the ultimate in hip-hop evil.

I think that for a lot of people (I'm not necessarily one of them), J5 and Shadow represent a museum curator's approach to hip-hop, a sort of "4 elements 4 life" nostalgia that keeps rap's aesthetic locked in a time capsule from which it can never evolve. Ergo, the white college kid who champions these artists is, in fact, speaking a dead language.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"i loves me some backpacker hiphop, achachacha!"

http://www.costumeexpo.com/Products/hats/character/thumbs/strawman.jpg

phlegm pyle (eman), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Who thinks DJ Shadow is hip-hop? Gimme a break...

Oh – De La pwns all over Talib, Mos Def, and Jurassic 5. Have you listened to their beats? Their last album shows no slackening.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

dom, is it still 1998?

N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

haha yeah i think this is key. the new strawman regards jay-z playing glastonbury in 2008 as a great leap forward.

Back in the day, we built our strawmen from people we saw walking round university campuses. Now we build them based on late twentysomethings we read on the internet.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link

pretty much, though i am still a student!

the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link

This kind of guy (generalise from your own experience) also listens to a set list of indie and IDM types, but you never hear indie fans complaining about how Super Furry Animals fans are ruining indie, or electronica types talking about "Yet _another_ Aphex Twin fan".

Haha RONG.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah isn't Aphex Twin the signifier for someone claiming "I'm not really into that dance stuff, although I don't mind Come to Daddy?" Dance music for 6Music listeners. Again, I like Aphex Twin!

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link

sopering point but this autumn's fresher intake were not born when aphex put out his first record, so they're not going to be invested in his work in quite the same way as us old lags.

the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

sobering. hic.

the face of fashion in soho square (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Since it's not 1998 any more, you probably need to substitute Aphex Twin for The Bug or Burial or someone.

Actually this strawman still pops up in my head whenever I look at the Friday night listings for Fabric. These people will always exist, unless weed suddenly disappears from the surface of the earth.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm old, just not down with the hippy students any more.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Come To Daddy would be morelike the token pick for 'open minded'-but-not-really metal fans FWIW (Dillinger Escape Plan covered it for example)

I'm Throwing Small Arms Around Powys (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 January 2009 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

good thread.

bring back the old Dom!

Keep The Dawgs Away (Ioannis), Thursday, 29 January 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Amount of people who know I like hip-hop and have tried bringing up scroobius pip or whatever that shit is in the past 6 months: 7.

Amount of people who know I like hip-hop and have talked to me about Jurassic 5/Dj Shadow etc. ever: O.

Amount of people who have talked to me about Lil Wayne/T.I.: 1.

I hate only knowing students.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yikes, i just ran into the blog post that inspired this revive by accident.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link

A producer and a poet from Essex weren't the most likely candidates to become the saviours of intelligent hip-hop, but with Scroobius Pip's wit and biting social commentary backed up by Dan le Sac's 8-bit bleeps and beats, it's hard to disagree.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Should we invite that dude on her to defend himself?

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

unfortunate typo there robinho.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

it really takes a lot to raise my ire these days when it comes to music, but le sac and pip do it every. single. time.

so yes let's get that blogger on here.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

...."scroobius pip?"

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

In an age where hip-hop stars are regularly lambasted for inciting violence, misogyny and homophobia, and where a lot of the time this is true, it could be all too easy to slip into a jaded view of the whole genre. But by dismissing it out of hand, a whole world of musical pioneering could be missed - for every Ludacris there's a Mos Def, for every G-Unit there's a De La Soul. Hip-Hop can have something to say, and it can be as meaningful as any lyric sung by some misanthropic indie singer.

― Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

also, dunno where that's from, but it *sounds* like something from my high school newspaper

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Dan Le Sac should've produced 'Slime And Reason'

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha I was about to say, surely this strawman grew up and started writing for Hip-Hop Connection?

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Can I get my own grandmother pregnant first?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, July 25, 2005 7:09 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol italians

and what, Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

She's dead now :-(

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link

hope you're happy and what

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i got nothing...

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

of course not. he said she's dead, didn't he?

Keep The Dawgs Away (Ioannis), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

As if by magic, Chipmunk's new single has just come on the radio and seems a brazen attempt to appeal to this market. :(

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

what, dead grannies?

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Nothing to do with dead grannies, no. I'm not sure what magic has to do with anything either really.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

"Sometimes songs will reappear in your head for no reason. You'll start humming a tune, and only recognise what that song is a minute later. I love it when this happens, it's a true affirmation of loving a song, that it's buried almost subconsciously into you. For me, today, it was "Midnight Surprise" by Lightspeed Champion."

Architect of the Geocities (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

If Lightspeed Champion had sold some records, we could easily have used him as a punchline more often.

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Or if he had a drummer

I'm Throwing Small Arms Around Powys (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link

If Lightspeed Champion had sold some records, we could easily have used him as a punchline more often.

Can't think of any other pop musician to have had no sales bump whatsoever after an untimely death. RIP big man.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I used to know a lot of "heads" (all white guys, natch) who listened to music such as this on their studio quality headphones while walking around town, their dreadlocked hair tucked neatly into their rastafarian hats

Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Man, that must have been an awful fictional town.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Bay Area, late 90s. But thanks for calling.

Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

"Bay Area" indeed!

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Berkeley, if you want to be specific.

Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

cliche area

and what, Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

most of them seemed to live in the co-ops, now that I think about it.

Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

cliche area

I see. So now if you witness something, you should change the place you saw it to be "less cliche."

Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

that last Shadow album did pretty much suck tho (except 3 Freaks) right?

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.fulana.org/images/if-you-see-something.JPG

and what, Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I used to know a lot of "heads" (all white guys, natch) who listened to music such as this on their studio quality headphones while walking around town, their dreadlocked hair tucked neatly into their rastafarian hats

― Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law (res), Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Where is Ed?

Architect of the Geocities (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 29 January 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

no hat on Ed, he lets it flow

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 January 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

"that last Shadow album did pretty much suck tho (except 3 Freaks) right?"

shadow basically started hating his fans. more 'corny indie rap fuxor' self hate.

uk grime faggot (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

lol otm

The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

lol otm

― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, January 29, 2009 3:58 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol otm

brightscreamer, Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link


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