The most interesting pieces of pop music trivia that you know (that are 100% false)

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1. With the exception of 1990's Fourth of July, every Galaxie 500 song released has the exact same opening five seconds.

2. Before making it big as the lead singer of Culture Club, lead singer Boy George was a famous homosexual groupie who for years was known for his backstage antics with other musical performers. Among the men notched under his belt are Freddie Mercury, Bill McKenzie and Neil Young.

3. Although much has been made of his fascination with the occult and his purchase of Aleister Crowley's Lock Ness house, not much is known about Jimmy Page's fascination with American children's programming. In March 2005 the former Led Zeppelin virtuoso purchased the entirety of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. This to go along with his 1996 purchase of Eureeka's Castle.

4. Born with an obnoxious Irish accent like that of a middle-aged leprechaun and unable to get acting work in large part because of this, actor Liam Neeson modeled his now familiar voice after Psychedelic Furs singer Richard Butler after hearing Sister Europe on his car radio in England.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 11 July 2005 20:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

5. After hearing that Public Enemy's Chuck D patterned his flow after sportscaster Marv Albert, NWA's Eazy E overhauled his style so that he would sound more like Howard Cosell.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

Actually, Dr. Dre DID change his production style after hearing Public Enemy...and Eazy E changed his direction after hearing Ice T's 6 in the Morning.

Before that, they both were riding on the Beastie Boys ripoff express.

(sorry for being such a rap nerd that I can't even play along)

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

6. Vanilla Ice is actually British.

(note: this is just a stupid rumor that my friends and I decided to spread in college, and didn't pursue very hard)

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

7. Gwen Stefani has no idea why those Japanese women are following her around.

8. In 1985 Bob Geldof spent 4 days bombarding Gene Vincent's management with requests for him to play Live Aid, before being told that Gene had died in 1971.

9. Phil Collins' unique drum-sound is a result of his having two left hands. The former Genesis frontman uses specially modified sticks to overcome his condition.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

10. Miles Davis didn't actually record Bitches Brew on acid, he just had really bad stomach acid that day. In fact, he suffered from Gastro-intestinal Reflux Disease, which wore away his esophagus, causing his voice to be raspy.

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

8. In 1985 Bob Geldof spent 4 days bombarding Gene Vincent's management with requests for him to play Live Aid, before being told that Gene had died in 1971.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

I meant to

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

*heart* that.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

10. Contrary to popular belief, Gene Simmon's tongue is not actually a cow's tongue, but that of drummer Peter Criss which was removed after the request for more studio time.

― darin (darin), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

11. Momus had a promising career as a footballer with Hearts but abandoned it for a career in music after a particularly violent argument with Thatcherite chairman Wallace Mercer in 1986.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

12. In 1963, following a run-in at the NME Reader's Poll awards show, Freddie Garrity offered the Beatles outside. Contrary to his later pacifist image, John Lennon responded to the diminutive Garrity's challenge, only to be shanked in his left ball in the Palladium car park.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

13. Dusty Springfield was so named after a joke by her brothers because of her obsessive compulsive cleaning disorder.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

14. "American Pie" songster Don McLean is ironically both Canadian, and allergic to pastry.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

15. Rod Stewart was once rushed to a hospital complaining of intestinal pains whereupon doctors pumped one gallon of semen (from his stomach.)

(Note: depending on who you believe this story may not be 100% false.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

16. Tony Yayo's prison sentence was for computer piracy, after he was found selling copied versions of Pitfall: The Mayan Adventures for the Amiga at a car boot sale.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:40 (7 years ago) Permalink

17. No black artist has ever signed to No Limit.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:40 (7 years ago) Permalink

18. Due to an administrative error, the winner of the 1998 FHM World's Sexiest Woman award was Mr Lif.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

19. Dwight Yoakham has AIDS.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

20. Rapper Ludacris is a huge fan of novelist Umberto Eco. In 2001 he recorded a track for his hit album Word of Mouf based on Eco's Foucault's Pendulum, but after record company pressure he opted to retitle the song "Move Bitch".

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

21. The Human League took their name from Uganda's Football Division 2.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

22. Noel Gallagher originally planned to take Oasis in a Free Jazz/post-Krautrock direction, but abandoned the idea when he discovered that he was an imaginationless cloth-eared churl.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

23. The members of Led Zeppelin screwed funnyman Abe Vigoda with a mackerel.

― darin (darin), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

24. Before forming Dashboard Confessional, Chris Carabba was a pool hall hustler, and worked on the international trick shot tour. His attempts at a professional snooker career ended when he was defeated in straight frames by Tian Pengfei at the Butlin's Invitational

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

25. The so-called "second member" of Mylo is in fact Porridge and Last of the Summer Wine star Brian Wilde.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

26. Although best known for his bluesy guitar-work with Thin Lizzy and his solo hit "Parisienne Walkways", Gary Moore spent 18 months between 1977 and 1979 as Chief Economic Adviser to the Labour government.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

27. The frontman for Clap Your Hands Say Yeah has served a seven year prison sentence for aggrevated rape.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

28. The Webb Brothers are merely Milli Vanilliesque frontpieces. Their music is in fact made by Joan Osbourne and DJ Towa Tei using overdubs.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

29. Due to contractual issues, Ghostface's lyrics on the majority of "The W" were performed by impressionist John Culshaw.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

30. The biggest ever selling single in the US is "Extremis" by Hal ft Gillian Anderson.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

31. Toploader were originally a Christian Ska band.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

32. 80's rockers Ratt took their name from drummer Bobby Blotzer's favourite film, Basil - the Great Mouse Detective.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

33. The original cover of "Street Survivors" by Lynyrd Skynyrd featured them in an aeroplane crashing into the side of a mountain.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

34. In Tagalog, the phrase "Bil-ee Korg-un" means "misshapen flaccid penis".

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

35. Kanye West appared on three series of Whose Line Is It Anyway, specialising in the "Hoedown" and "Greatest Hits" rounds.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

36. DJ Martian had a #33 hit in 1998 in collaboration with DJ Quicksilver, with a remix of Wet Wet Wet's 'Julia Says'. Marti Pellow later unsuccessfully sued.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

37. As a Tax evasion scheme, Elton John spent the entirety of 1975 with a dormouse living in his lower intestine.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

38. After his release from prison, Nelson Mandela thanked Darts for their 1978 single "Boy From New York City", a cassette of which was the only entertainment he was allowed during his incarcertaion.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

39. Black Metal icon Mortiis has every episode of Band of Gold on video.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

40. At least 30% of all UK Top 40 hits this year were written by Tom Fletcher of McFly. These include 'Retreat' by The Rakes, 'Avalon' by Juliet and 'Lion Rip' by The Duke Spirit. Ironically, McFly's own #1, 'All About You', was a collaboration between Richard X and Guy Chambers. Tom Fletcher of McFly has yet to write a top 10 hit and can frequently be heard complaining about this in the pubs and clubs of Soho, often accusing Girls Aloud, The Cuban Boys and Kasabian of conspiring to 'freeze him out'.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

41. The Twinings' adverts with Stephen Fry in were originally written to be performed by DMX.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

42. When Brian Jones died, the Rolling Stones first offered his place in the band to the then-unknown Michael Palin.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:11 (7 years ago) Permalink

43. Joey Beltram wrote the techno anthem "Energy Flash" as a gift to his mother, who was having a tough time going through menopause and wanted him to write a "fun piece of disco music that will cheer me up".

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

44. The Kaiser Chiefs have been forced to call themselves The Musical Chiefs in Uganda, as Kaiser Chiefs is the name of the country's number one Football club.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

45. Dave Pearce is permanently banned from the Reading Festival after getting so drunk that he was unconscious for the whole of Saturday, then awaking to claim that he was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. He then stole a van and attempted to run over Richard Hawley. Hawley opted not to press charges.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

45. Luke Vibert stood as a candidate for Fianna Fail in the last Irish elections, missing out on a seat by just 42 votes.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

46. Ray Charles lost his eyesight after he and some schoolfriends attempted to emulate a famous scene from the movie Un Chien Andalou.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

48. The Dropkick Murphys invited Anadin.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

49. Production chores on Kajagoogoo's 1983 smash "Too Shy" were handled by Professor Julius Norwich.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

50. Bloc Party were originally going to be called The Small Faces, before drummer Matt Tong remembered that he owned a copy of 'Ogden's Nut Gone Flake'. He would later claim that he thought it was by Amen Corner.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

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1567. in her senile later years, protest singer Malvina Reynolds would often write the same song multiple times without even realizing it. she'd come to her publisher with a new song called "Teensy Boxes", and he'd have to tell her, "why Malvina, this is just a rewrite of 'Little Boxes'. you wrote this 15 years ago." but it was no use, and she only got worse over time. from December 31, 1975 until her death in 1978, she wrote over 1,000 songs and poems, but all of them were titled "Don't Lick that Envelope" and all of them began with the words

it's bad enough to pay your rent,
but the price of stamps just went up 3 cents
a postcard soon will cost ten dollars
but the postmaster's dog wears diamond collars
don't lick that enevelope, it's made of gold
don't lick that envelope, it's made of gold

to this day, nobody has ever recorded it.

― starfish succulents (unregistered), Thursday, 21 June 2012 23:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

1568. Eddie Vedder is such a fan of the Discovery Channel series Deadliest Catch that he tried to buy the vessel Cornelia Marie after Captain Phil Harris died. He was dissuaded by Captain Sig Hansen of the Northwestern, a Pearl Jam fan who did not wish to see the band torn apart by Vedder's crab-fishing dreams.

― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Saturday, 23 June 2012 09:26 (11 months ago) Permalink

1569. "Kula Shaker" is the Sanskrit translation of popular internet meme, "hen fap".

― Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 23 June 2012 09:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

1570. Lindsey Buckingham wrote the in-game music for the Sega Mega Drive/Genesis futuristic driving title, "Out Run 2019". The Stage 3 music was based on "The Trip (Theme from Vacation)", the B-side to "Holiday Road".

― Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 23 June 2012 09:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

1571. The pilot episode of 90s game show The Crystal Maze was hosted by Schoolly D.

― democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 June 2012 10:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

1572. Celtic Frost was the winner of the Greyhound Derby in 1978.

― democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 June 2012 11:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

1573. The trademark in the band name "Doctor Feelgood" is owned by the British Ministry of Defence. Lee Brilleaux sold it to a civil servant in 1983, when both were drunk in a hotel bar in Torbay and Brilleaux was desperate for £50. The original members have been engaged in an ongoing battle to buy the name back, and have vowed never to play under that band name until they do so.

― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Sunday, 24 June 2012 15:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

1574. Harry Chapin recorded all 10 of his albums during a manic, coke-fueled, 96-hour-long recording session between October 14 and 18, 1971. he died in a car crash later that year. all of his releases were posthumous, and he still has about 100 albums' worth of material in the vaults (though the last 48 hours of tape is just Harry yelling "my boy was just like me" in various comedy voices (mostly wolves) while someone plucks a sitar in the background)

― starfish succulents (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:50 (11 months ago) Permalink

1575. Neutral Milk Hotel originally conceived In the Aeroplane Over the Sea as a concept album about Jeff Mangum's love for the 20-year-old Patty Hearst. The band politely sought Patty's approval by sending her a demo of the album, but all they got in response were libel threats from Patty's attorney. Intimidated, Jeff hurriedly rewrote many of his lyrics, replacing all the Patty Hearst references with Anne Frank references. an alleged demo version of "Frisco, 1974" has been widely circulated online.

― starfish succulents (unregistered), Saturday, 7 July 2012 16:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

1576. Deicide's shelved first attempt at a sophomore record consisted entirely of uncannily faithful covers of Edith Piaf songs.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 7 July 2012 16:38 (11 months ago) Permalink

1577. The Weeknd produced Godspeed! You Black Emperor's first demos.

― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Sunday, 8 July 2012 09:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

1578. Sergei Prokofiev wrote "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers.

― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Sunday, 21 October 2012 15:28 (7 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Stereophonics hit 2005 single "Dakota" was about Kelly Jones' ill-fated relationship with the daughter of professional wrestler Dustin "Goldust" Runnels.

― Sgt. Biscuits, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:55 (5 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

On the chorus of Television's 1978 single "Foxhole", the band were actually singing "FUCK SOUL FUCK SOUL", the group's enmity for the genre stemming from an earlier incident where Ronnie Isley was witnessed to have laughed at one of the contours of Tom Verlaine's Jazzmaster.

― crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:27 (2 months ago) Permalink

On the chorus of Don Johnson's 1986 version of "Heartbeat", Johnson was actually singing "HARPY, LOOKING FOR A HARPY". CBS executives released the record under its original title without Johnson's knowledge, fearing that the Miami Vice star's longstanding preoccupation with the grotesque mythical creatures would be interpreted as misogynistic.

― crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:35 (2 months ago) Permalink

Bruno Mars is so named because he was conceived while his parents were playing Bruce Willis's The Return of Bruno.

― Trans-Europe Stopping Train (ithappens), Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:04 (2 months ago) Permalink

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― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:08 (2 months ago) Permalink

Bruno Mars is so named because he was conceived while his parents were playing Bruce Willis's The Return of Bruno.

― Trans-Europe Stopping Train (ithappens), Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought he chose the name for himself because of his infatuation with Bruno Ganz and his "warlike" musical style

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

1582. Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary was quietly canonized by the Catholic Church less than a month after her death in 2009. she is the patron saint of turtlenecks and raw foodists.

― second geir, lean right (little hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Saturday, 27 April 2013 22:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

(and jet plane passengers, obviously)

― second geir, lean right (little hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Saturday, 27 April 2013 22:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

1583. Stephin Merritt does not know how to play guitar.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

1584. deadmau5 is actually the sound project of george w. bush, who began fooling around on garage band during the final years of his presidency, anxious to find a hobby to fill his time in retirement.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

The Doors' "Horse Latitudes" is the official song of the Kentucky Derby.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 28 April 2013 04:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

1586: Lou Reed eats breakfast every morning at "Pies and Thighs" in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. He orders chicken and waffles and they serve him an hour before the restaurant opens for the public.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

1586. R&B singer Brandy's "The Boy is Mine" sounds exactly the same played backwards as forwards.
1587. As a followup to his 1978 smash hit single "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?", Rod Stewart released "Tuck It Under the Mole". The single did not chart.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

1588. The original series proposition for Man Vs Food was drawn up by Jonathan Richman, who passed it to his son Adam when he realised the show would interfere with his touring schedule.
1589. The idea came from Jonathan's habit of taking on an eating challenge in every town he plays.
1590. Jimmy Page is a fully qualified nursery nurse.

― If you tolerate Bis, then Kenickie will be next (ithappens), Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

1591. before rebranding as "rod stewart", rod stewart achieved some notoriety as the inventor of Pringles brand potato-inspired chips.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

1592. Elvis Presley was actually just his stage name, he was born Melvin Minkovsky in Yonkers, NY.

― earlnash, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

1593. "Pylon's" albums are just Blondie outtakes. There was never such a band as Pylon.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

1594. conan o'brien plays drums on several of the songs on galaxie 500's debut album "today"

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:09 (1 month ago) Permalink

(i'm done writing these, sorry)

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

The bass sound on Sly's "Family Affair" comes from the amp got shot in the woofer cause of drugs.

― Zachary Taylor, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:25 (1 month ago) Permalink

i heard that sly recorded his vocals for that album laying in bed. is that true?

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

1596. "The Amp Got Shot in the Woofer Cause of Drugs" initially appeared as the B-side to Sly and the Family Stone's 1971 hit, "Family Affair". This edition of single was pulled within days of its October 16 release date, however, when the FDA discovered that the vinyl used contained dangerously high levels of several toxic ketone compounds. When the single was re-released on 6 November 1971, the new pressing was backed with "Luv n' Haight". "The Amp Got Shot in the Woofer Cause of Drugs" has not since been released or compiled, and the few known copies of the original single (the volatile toxic compounds having long ago evaporated) trade for upwards of $1,000.

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:43 (1 month ago) Permalink

damn dude, I was never sure before.

― Zachary Taylor, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

i always picture him like that when i listen to the album anyway. it's probably my favorite album ever.

― Pat Finn, Monday, 29 April 2013 00:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

fuck yeah. damn close anyway. and whether or not he did, he ought to have recorded it from bed. riot story i always heard (provenance dubious at best) is that the songs attains their softened, bleary-eyed vibe as the product of endless re-recordings on the same master. sly would bring a new girl into the studio "every night" and have her re-track this or that vocal part as part of some drug-fueled seduction routine. like check it baby, you're gonna be a star, see. stories...

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

so like 1596.5

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

lolling at "got shot in the woofer"

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 02:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

In the village of Kapkatet, Kenya in the late 1990′s, members of the Kipsigi tribe somehow came across a few records of Sinead O'Connor. Convinced that such strange sounds could not come from a human, the voice was attributed to a centaur-like spirit they called Chenedokona. This half-man half-antelope is honored in fertility rites where young Kipsigi maidens dance seductively to the Sinead O'Connor records, begging her to join them in a leaping dance in hopes that Chenedokona will jump completely out of her clothes.

― m0stlyClean, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

^lol!

― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Thursday, 6 June 2013 00:41 (1 week ago) Permalink

1598. you can make the symbol on Windows by holding down the Alt key and typing 1999.

― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Thursday, 6 June 2013 00:45 (1 week ago) Permalink

1599. Due to a Warner Bros. vault fire, there are no surviving copies of The Pogues' debut album, "Red Roses For Me." In 1997, a fan discovered a copy at a Van Nuys pawn shop, but the LP contained no music, just 77 minutes of sampled police sirens.

― kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:01 (1 week ago) Permalink

1600. david bowie has no memory of recording station to station in los angeles, during the height of his coke addiction. (i know that bowie himself is the source for this but... come on. no way.)

― the strange and important sound of the synthesizer (Treeship), Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

my middle school music teacher tried to convince my class that Eric Clapton had virtually no memory of the 20 years of his life that coincided with his most serious drug abuse. 20 years!

― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:09 (1 week ago) Permalink

If only his audience could be so lucky.

― kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:10 (1 week ago) Permalink

i wonder if eric clapton hates himself

― the strange and important sound of the synthesizer (Treeship), Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:15 (1 week ago) Permalink

It's okay, I can pitch in if he doesn't

― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Thursday, 6 June 2013 04:19 (1 week ago) Permalink

1601. Noted film director Werner Herzog only owns one CD and forbids any other music to be played in his presence, it is entitled Gordon by the Bare Naked Ladies

― m0stlyClean, Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:33 (1 week ago) Permalink

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