Ask mark s

Dear Mark,

Will you be able to attend any of the events of next weekend?

Yers
Ned

Mark, how has ILX influenced you?

Dear Mark,

How is your sistrah Becky.

Thanks,
Aaron

mark, what ever happened to the 96 theses?

mark, why does IF...? change from black and white to colour?

I have a question Mark: what ever happened to the 96 Tears?

(I will take my answer off the air)

Mark:

What the fudge?

Mark, will you edit The Wire again? Please.

Mark, What's up buddy?!

Dear Scott
You are a shabby tiger. I am loving Crazy Frog yesterday and tomorrow and I think you Know Why.
Your friend and Guide,
mark s

Dear Ned,
Sadly I will be in Shropshire from the 8th, as my Sistrah Becky is opening the village fete in remembrance of my mum! I am not sure exactly when you are around from-to, and would be sad to miss you...
Yours,
mark s

Hi Frank!
At ilx I learned there was no such thing as influence.
mark s

Dear Aaron,
Well, I just got off the phone to her - she had been talking to my dad. We were planning what to do on my mum's 70th birthday (= monday).
Thank you for enquiring,
Sincerely,
mark s

cozen,
they metastasized, as such things do
m/s

Ward (can I call you Ward),
I direct you to my book! Basically there are several theories, some of them cheekier than others.
Dr Sparky the Famous Published Author

Dear PappaWheelie,
They went off to become famous and even had a pop hit!
Hoping this finds you as it leaves me, I remains yrs etc etc

Dear Mark,

Yay village fete! I will be back in London from July 28th to 30th, so hopefully then.

Ned

David:
Like sugar on a blanket!
Mark

Dear Alex in SF,
Not if they paid me a mountain of gold. Oh wait —
Mark in Hackney

Hey, That One Guy!!
I'm not sure, but early reports are it was removed and Buddy is feeling a lot better.

I'M HERE ALL WEEK TRY THE VEAL!! MY NAME'S

Dear Mark,

if I asked you to sign a book that you hadn't written, which book would you prefer it to be?

Anthony

Dear Anthony
Amy Robot, as I plan for it to have lots of white space.

Dear Mark

Who would you have chosen as the new Doctor Who?

Billy

mark,

ts: v.f. perkins vs. colin maccabe

amateurist

also:

ts: shropshire lad vs. "shropshire lad"

amateurist

I would like to go to the village fete.

Has Ned ever been to a village fete?

mark
will you write me a referene letter
mentioning my skills as a critic, currator, poet and lover.

thank you
ase

dear marks,

you are writer of talents. however i am sorry shame to see you waste your talent on write about unmelodic atonal noise like crazy frogs and ghedalia tazartes. why you not give us more flow free prosing about proper melodic music such as jelly fishes and gwen stephanie de syke?

you are thank,
carabinieri, for this is nomenclature

mark s, have you ever been called engels?

(or was this here the first time?)

Dear mark s,
Looking through the archive I saw that there was a period of about one day, or at most two or three, when I Love Film was graced with your presence. Is it really so bad over there, or is it just a cursed location, perhaps analogous to what Jerry Seinfeld called one of those pieces of real estate that house a different failing business every six months, "a Bermuda Triangle of retail"?

I forgot to sign that
Your fan,
Ken L

I am Jacson to this thread's Trotsky.

(note to self: must reply to mail)

m,

Is there such a thing as a "good" or "bad" year for music?