― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink
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crazy boid.
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― Ramosi, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink
I stay flippin' One minute I'm cool, the next minute I'm up on a nigga, rippin' That's my style I'm a cruddy nigga leave you all bloody nigga service with a smile Suck my dick And while you niggas that's been to jail before know it's about to get thick Let's get it on baby I'm gonna be goin' against 4 niggas in one and you think you crazy? I've lost my mind
― da croupier, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:25 (5 years ago) Permalink
money cash hoes obv.
― am0n, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:40 (5 years ago) Permalink
crack
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:42 (5 years ago) Permalink
:-------(
― am0n, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:52 (5 years ago) Permalink
he plays pinball right? that's the reference to flippin'
so what's he got against black people if he's playing pinball?
― whatever, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:08 (5 years ago) Permalink
He bumped into the pinball machine and caused a tilt that's what.
What I don't get is why he would want to get some oral action when the guy's all bloody. Seems less than hygienic.
― humansuit, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:09 (5 years ago) Permalink
He wants to be put out of his misery, apparently.
― dean ge, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:57 (5 years ago) Permalink
He wants an analyst.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:12 (5 years ago) Permalink
srsly.
He's a pinball wizard There's got to be a twist
― The Reverend, Thursday, 28 June 2007 04:21 (5 years ago) Permalink
To kick ass.
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 3 October 2009 02:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
It's "DMX April" in case someone forgot.
― Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
God go make me lose my mind
― kelpolaris, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
what does dmx want in a girl
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 April 2010 23:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
are you trying to find out if dmx is a fudge on the low?
― k$h (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 23:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 05:29 (8 months ago) Permalink
http://www.thestrut.com/2012/12/03/dmx-singing-rudolf-the-red-nosed-reindeer-is-exactly-as-amazing-as-you-would-expect/
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 December 2012 17:46 (6 months ago) Permalink
so awesome
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:07 (6 months ago) Permalink
rudolf with your nose so brightCOME ON COME ONwon't you drive my sleigh tonightWHAT
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:16 (6 months ago) Permalink
v good
― small-scale fux with (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:21 (6 months ago) Permalink
well this sorta made my day
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
COME ON COME ON
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:30 (6 months ago) Permalink
<3
i have to say, i did not expect for my day to be totally made by two DMX youtubes (Rudolph/Ghostbusters upthread) before lunchtime
― alpine static, Monday, 3 December 2012 18:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
X? He'd like to give it to you.
― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 3 December 2012 18:43 (6 months ago) Permalink
ha that ghostbusters one is great too
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:44 (6 months ago) Permalink
you wanna fight me? FIGHT THESE TEARS
^all time
omg I don't think I'd ever heard the ghostbusters one
yesssssssssssssssss
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:45 (6 months ago) Permalink
holy shit that was the BEST
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:46 (6 months ago) Permalink
wow and ghostbusters is awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:51 (6 months ago) Permalink
he's so proud that he knows the rudolph lyrics
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 December 2012 19:02 (6 months ago) Permalink
so great! best monday ever in like a while
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 December 2012 20:03 (6 months ago) Permalink
yeah, din know the track and laughted hard at that line
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 December 2012 20:05 (6 months ago) Permalink
I would pay $9.99 for an album of DMX singing 15-20 Christmas songs the same way as this.
― billstevejim, Monday, 3 December 2012 20:30 (6 months ago) Permalink
am i the only one who finds these crackhead-minstrel-show videos depressing???
― fennel cartwright, Monday, 3 December 2012 21:18 (6 months ago) Permalink
no, but for once I wasn't going to say anything
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:20 (6 months ago) Permalink
I never took DMX seriously to begin with. He's a hype man and kinda funny.
― billstevejim, Monday, 3 December 2012 21:21 (6 months ago) Permalink
? he seemed like he was sober and just having fun
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:21 (6 months ago) Permalink
yeah wtf, there's nothing exploitative about this
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:23 (6 months ago) Permalink
I didn't feel that strongly about it but I found it simultaneously catchy and hard to watch
I probably would have had a different reaction had the woman at the beginning not printed out the words to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer for him, as if it was a legitimate concern that he might not know them, and if at the end he hadn't said "did I get all of the reindeer's names right?" thus validating the concern
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
git atta here. the google one was obv exploitative. this one, less overtly so, but it's p clear that power 105 has clued in to the fact that they basically have a minor youtube meme on demand.
and he didn't seem sober to me... he seemed, as usual, really out of it.
― fennel cartwright, Monday, 3 December 2012 21:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
nah if he's out of it he's way more out of it than that
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:27 (6 months ago) Permalink
I didn't watch the Google one because I looked at the title before hitting play
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:27 (6 months ago) Permalink
at any rate, the guy is basically just pathetic at this point and these videos are at least exploiting an epically fallen star
― fennel cartwright, Monday, 3 December 2012 21:31 (6 months ago) Permalink
i think it's a legitimate concern that an adult might not know all the words to Rudolph, if you wanted them to recite it. i sure as shit can't remember that whole thing off the top of my head.
― these markers love soda (some dude), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:31 (6 months ago) Permalink
I find that to be insane
admittedly I have had to sing "Rudolph" a bazillion times in my life but no one needed to remind me of the words after the age of 7
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
i wouldn't know the words by heart either and if i'd just done a rendition of it, whether i'd got the reindeers' names right would probably be my uppermost concern too
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:41 (6 months ago) Permalink
most people never sang in a fuckin choir, dude
― these markers love soda (some dude), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:45 (6 months ago) Permalink
i wouldn't know the words to rudolph, actually i sort of forgot about the intro part where they name the other reindeer, but DMX did!
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:46 (6 months ago) Permalink
I know all the reindeer's names, pretty sure I could sing it in my sleep
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:47 (6 months ago) Permalink
i mean if you're gonna be obnoxious and ask a celebrity to recite a song they didn't write on camera, the least you can do is provide a lyric sheet
― these markers love soda (some dude), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:47 (6 months ago) Permalink
Yeah I dont remember the words at all.
― small-scale fux with (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
I could understand this conversation if it was about "The Holly and the Ivy" or "Personet Hodie", but it's about one of the most frequently-played holiday songs of all time
next you're gonna be all "'Jingle Bells'? How does that go?"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:52 (6 months ago) Permalink
yeah i mean i KNOW those songs. but if someone put me on camera and made me recite them apropos of nothing, i might pause between sections like shit which part comes next. which, if that happened to DMX, the conversation would be about how he's a washed up crackhead. which is the conversation we're having anyway.
― these markers love soda (some dude), Monday, 3 December 2012 21:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
every year I get "jingle bell rock" stuck in my head from black friday to mid-march of the following year and I still don't know the words, giddy up giddy up pick up yr feet something something thru the frosty air, but tbf I am a crackhead
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:04 (6 months ago) Permalink
yeah it's like when you do karaoke on a song you "know by heart" then you're all like stumbling on a few lines you forgot even w/the lyrics on the screen there
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:12 (6 months ago) Permalink
i don't know the words to 'rudolph'. maybe DMX is jewish, ever think of that, huh?
― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:41 (6 months ago) Permalink
or just not an actual reindeer
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:01 (6 months ago) Permalink
Batman smells iirc
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:16 (6 months ago) Permalink
I'd have trouble with the opening part.
― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
me too. watching the video, i was like, "oh yeah, that part."
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:30 (6 months ago) Permalink
real talk I've never sung 'rudolph the red nose reindeer' front to back
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:35 (6 months ago) Permalink
I think the only time I've ever heard the song in its entirety is when I watched that claymation christmas movie, uh, where the nose actually lights up? idk it was some scary shit
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:36 (6 months ago) Permalink
yo god that claymation is the original shit that put rudolph on the map
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:45 (6 months ago) Permalink
yeah word. that shit is a fuiud classic.
― rap乒 4-tay (The Reverend), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:48 (6 months ago) Permalink
TOUCH MY NOSE LITTLE BOY
TOUCH IT
YEAH
THATS GOOD
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
well it does make that eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee noise which *is* kinda weird/creepy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:54 (6 months ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
oh lord
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
I dunno if I'd ever heard that opening bit before DMX sang it tbh
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:13 (6 months ago) Permalink
rudolph was famous WAY before the claymation; the gene autry version (which, as i've been on an autry kick for the past few weeks, is on my mind) was the one that really put it on the map
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:17 (6 months ago) Permalink
outside of the burl ives, also worth remembering
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:21 (6 months ago) Permalink
those of us of a certain age will always associate it with this tho'
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:25 (6 months ago) Permalink
The Streetcorner Singers. Who were those guys anyway?
oh god one of the 3 nintendo power issues I owned as a kid had a walkthrough for a game based on those raisin dudes
horrifying
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:28 (6 months ago) Permalink
xxpost sic -- that intro is part of the original Rudolph lyrics, it was on the old Gene Autry and Bing Crosby versions i always listened to
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:33 (6 months ago) Permalink
that's how I learned the reindeer!
the original has less raisin and more funky guitar
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
nice suits!
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
that intro is part of the original Rudolph lyrics, it was on the old Gene Autry and Bing Crosby versions i always listened to
yeah I probably have heard it (listening to the Autry now) sometimes, but 99.1% of my hearing of the song would be in school singing and shopping centre carols and such. I def remember thinking it was some dumbing-down bullshit for sticking one new made-up nonsense-powered dude in as lead and reducing all the Night Before Christmas named reindeer to [omnes], as a kid
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:48 (6 months ago) Permalink
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:49 (6 months ago) Permalink