Top 5 singles for week of 1/27 -- 2012

4. "Come On, Baby, Implant my Hump Chip" -Lil' Baby Tiny Lil' Bowwow Jr. III

3. "Syntax Error 23dxx/ misread RAM K fault 23/ xy33z" -ROBOTRON MEGACOMPUTER 2012

2. " Talking 'bout Ripping off my dad's dad blues " -Jacob Dylan Jr.

1. "Master of Puppets" Metallica with The London Symphony orchestra, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Tenores de Bitti, Master Musicians of Jajouka, and Earl the Janitor.

4. potato headz - "all eyez on me"

3. color me badd - "sex you up 2012"

2. farah fawcett majors o'neill varney - "jesus children of america"

1. merzboys - "baby, i love you (that's why i have to kill you.)"

"Candle In the Wind '12 (for Scary Spice)" - Sir Elton John

"Why Do My Kidz Laff At Me, Boyyyyz" - Limp Bizkit

"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" - U2

"Back Through the Grapevine" - the California Raisins

4. "Shake dat Booty til U Pass Out" -- Krew-sade featuring Redickalus, Praposderis, MC Marvillus and Stone-Killa Don Ameche, from "The Tootsie-Roll Chronicles: Black Flynt in the Year 3005: The Bassment Years: Volume 6: I Made Your Booty Explode."

3. "Sunset on Venus" -- Sting featuring Zoltar Podspeeder, from "Volkswagen: The Movie"

2. "Our Doggy-Style Love (Duet)" -- Toni Braxton and Nate Dogg, from Braxton's "Not too Old to Pump It Good."

1. "Rock for Peace in the Middle East" -- The Strokes, benefit single.

(#1 on the UK chart: "It's Really Too Bad About California Sliding into the Ocean, Eh?" -- Neil Young, benefit single)

5. "Regurgitron" John Zorn covers the music of John Zorn's version of Bill Frisell playing Zorn interpreting Mauricio Kagel.

4. Merzbow 156,062 minidisc box set.

3. "Super Roots 453" (Eye plays a tub of ice cream with a baseball bat in a rest stop in Boca Raton, FL)

2. "I need a movie soundtrack to revive my career, vol. I and II" Eliott Smith

1. "Big Bam Boom" Hall and Oates (re-issue)

4. Britney - "Look to the Eagle (Love = Power)"

3. S. Daddio Puffalicious w/ DJ Sho Nuff & Slap-a-Tat-Tat - "Bizouncin' Chiznecks"

2. Diff'rent Strokes - "Duke Lion"

1. The New Public Enemy (featuring Fred Durst) - "Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)"

1. Robbie Williams & Sir Paul McCartney - Yesterday (Live at the Royal Albert Hall)

2. Solo Westlife Bloke - Walk Tall / Whatever Happened To Old Fashioned Love?

3. So Solid: The Next Generation featuring MC Nick Toynbee - So- Called Liberal Press Cultural Imperialism Haterz

4. His Majesty Jay-Z - America's Hitler (R to the FR)

5. Pet Shop Boys - Waiting For The Final Curtain

uk chart

1. 'It Was A Very Good Yeeah' - Mark E. Smith's Big Band feat. Shaggy

2. 'Sweet Homie Alabama' - Blak Rebel Mofo'KKKlub

3. 'You Spin Me Round[like a Record]' - Kym Marsh and Trent Reznor

4. 'Idioteque' - Slipknot vs. Slipmatt

5. 'Crazy' - The Royal Sir Julian Holland Orchestra with Mariah Carey

2) Beyonce Knowles Jr ft. Alanis Morissette - "Sisters Are Buyin' It For Themselves"

2) N'Conceivable - "Rock"

4) Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit '12" (charity record dedicated to the dearly departed Evan Dando)

5) Creed - With Arms Wide Open

Underground Charts:
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - "Random Stream of Obscenities" (This is a cover of an old Kieth Richards song Keef wrote in 2006, Y'know before he was assasinated in the Rock Cull of 2008.)

2. Fred Durst - "My Way"

3. Sexy Young Things - "I smell sex"

4. Hanson featuring Chesney Hawkes - "The greatest rock'n'roll swindle"

5. the Elvis Clone - "Swing your hips (I'm back)

best. song title. EVAH.

Britney & Justin Timberlake - Still Lovin' You (Though the Nuclear Holocause Wasn't Kind)

Gronkerstank Krumpet - Crawling in the Dark Tunnels of Nothingless Inside My Tortured Mind (P*ssy 4000 Party Mix)

Squeezle Gurls - Lick, Lick, Lick (A Bit to the Left Now)

Gorillaz feat. Sting - Blueberry Caution

Also, Prodigy's Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned will be #1 on the album charts, rising from its debut at #2 the previous week.

2. "Processed-Song-Food-Product" - by an elaborate mp3-pastiche computer virus named simply "Mofus"

3. "Wurmahosat?" - by Piddley Poodley Dah-Dooo (aka Puff Daddy, after being forced to change his name again and again and again)

4. "Monkeys On Fire" - by Beck & Homer Simpson, produced by Chad Hugo's little brother, and featuring Jimi Hendrix's re-animated corpse

5. "Devil Toothpaste Samhain Fireball Cheesecake Ass Doodle" - by an ever-more-experimental Wilco

This can still happen.

5. Over Friday's Oceans: "Baby Let's Cut Ourselves"
4. Cody Reilly: "Wrap My Prosthetic Arms around You"
3. "Weird Al" Jankovic: "You Like My Watch? (It's the Bomb)"
2. Grampsy G: "This Is How We Used to Do It"
1. Madison: "You Like to Watch (Me & Yr Mom)"

5. The Game - "Dr. Dre I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down"
4. Alanis Morrisette - "My Neck, My Back"
3. Jay-Z - "54 Is the New 37"
2. Strawberry Power Girls - "I'm Not Sorry (I Cut Off Your Penis)"
1. Patrick Stump - "SexyAway"

Shaquanda Wiggins: "Who are Parents?"

This one deserves a Pulitzer. At first I just laughed at the name. Then I got it! Pure fucking genius!

(bullet): Dakota Crews -- "You Tramp-Stamped Your Name on My Heart"

Brooklyn Beckham will obviously be topping the charts.

1. Creed: "My Sacrifice" (537th consecutive week)

-- M. Matos, Monday, January 28, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

phew

lord custos tribute thread

5. Buckcherry "Huffin' Gas and Smokin' Cigarettes"
4. The Beer Boys "The Little Dutch Boy (I've Got My Finger in a Dyke)"
3. Jamie Spears "Shake Your Sweet Thang (Song for a Sorority MILF)"
2. Counting Crows "Tunnel of Sunshine (Theme for Shrek 9: Shrek Gets a Colonoscopy)"
1. Fred Durst feat. Brooke Hogan & Timbaland "Rock Me Amadeus"

About a week ago I was at the corner store and this white, wannabe-gangster type pulls up in a convertable, loud music blasting, as I was walking out. He left the engine and music on as he walked into the store (I could have very easily jumped in and drove away if I'd been of a mind to). It took me a minute to place the music, and then I was like "Holy shit, that's 'Rock Me Amadeus'!" Now I want a convertible just so I can walk into places while leaving "Rock Me Amadeus" blasting from the stereo, because it was badass.

1. Lord Custos Omicron - Who's Laughing Now?
2. Levi Roots - (Get Dat) Reggae Reggae Sauce 2012
3. Rihanna - Umbrella
4. DJ Dolpho - You've Been Tangoed
5. Miley Cyrus - some Kabbalah-inspired bullshit

By 2012, the kids will have stopped paying for music and the typical music customer will be around 50-60 years old. As such, the Top 5 will look like this

1. "10000 Annoying Ways To Say I Love You" - Katie Melua
2. "Umbrella (2012 MOR Ballad Mix)" - Rihanna Featuring Tom Jones
3. "O Sole Mio" - Helmut Loti & Jose Carerras
4. "Yesterday" - Il Divo
5. "Heartbreak Hotel (2012 Strings and Orchestra Mix) - Elvis Presley

1. "Unironic Jesus Song No. 2" - Wayne Coyne ft. The Peasall Sisters
2. "Cosined, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours (TI-83 Plus Mix)" - Randall Patrick Munroe
3. XKCD Ringtone
4. "56k Modemthema" - Kraftwerk
5. "There's a Tear in My Beer" - Tim and Jeff Buckley

So, so, so many lols.

Oasis 'Mouldy Old Dough'

Following on from my post, here are the 5 most popular albums of 2012:

1. "2" - The Beatles
2. "Repeating The Same Summer Over And Over Again - 25 Greatest Hits" - The Beach Boys
3. "Rock The Geriatrics - The Rolling Stones Live 2011" - The Rolling Stones
4. "The Same Old Greatest Hits Repeated All Over Again, Volume 40" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
5. "25 Golden Yawns" - Tom Jones

I gotta admit, this hits the LOL reflex like a punch in the gut...

1. "2" - The Beatles

Probably an excellent compilation though. With "Strawberry Fields Forever", "I Am The Walrus", "A Day In The Life", "Tomorrow Never Knows" and "I Should Have Known Better" among the highlights. :)

wow I like it way better than "1"...is Rain on it?

I am sure it is :)

1. Drawrz - Put It on Me Like That
2. Swarthy C - Move It to the Left
3. Tiaa Cref - Dip It and Shake It
4. Harley Weewax - Try Jiggling It before You Turn It, It Sticks Sometimes
5. Katy Perry - You're Totally Not Gonna Believe This But I Wound Up Gay-Marrying a Girl (We're Very Happy Together, Thanks)

"Tomorrow Never Knows" reached #2?

01 Britney Spears "Pregnent'd"
02 Kim Kardashian featuring Chris Brown "Some Velvet Morning"
03 [girl-fronted rock band signed by Paramore's new record label] "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
04 [one of the Hot Boys who isn't Lil Wayne] featuring Lil Wayne "Senator Carter Part 3"
05 Pink "Bad" (Michael Jackson cover)
06 Rihanna featuring Jay-Z, Ludacris, T.I., Kanye West & Barack Obama "Fight The Power"
07 She & Him "Medley: New Slang/Phantom Limb (Theme from "Zack Braff: The Movie")"
08 Guns N' Roses "Catcher In The Rye" (3rd reissue)
09 Fergie featuring TV On The Radio "Hours"
10 Fergie "My Tits"

02 Kim Kardashian featuring Chris Brown "Some Velvet Morning"

^^omg actually really want this to exist

3. Tiaa Cref - Dip It and Shake It

massive lolz

Ha, Dan, I screwed that one up: Tiaa Cref should clearly be instructing you to dip it, shake it, and then roll it over

2. Counting Crows "Tunnel of Sunshine (Theme for Shrek 9: Shrek Gets a Colonoscopy)"

The first person to get it right receives a frosty cold one.

4. Damon Albarn feat DJ Jihad and MC Fatwah - Look! I'm Still Relevant! Honest!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, November 12, 2002 6:35 AM (8 years ago)

this is quite apt

02 Kim Kardashian featuring Chris Brown "Some Velvet Morning"

this is hitting a little too close

maybe I could have worded that better

"I need a movie soundtrack to revive my career, vol. I and II" Eliott Smith

;_;

5. Miley Cyrus - some Kabbalah-inspired bullshit

We're still on track for this one, right?

I'd guess so.

1. "IM4U 2nite 4eva" -- Animal Collective
― nabbie, Monday, October 3, 2005 5:18 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

If their trajectory gets any wetter this is going to be spot on

If only someone had predicted Willow Smith 9 years ago.

5. Primal Scream - BombSkullExploderDemonSmackJunkiePUNKROXOR!

This may not be a Primal Scream single, but I'd put the chance of a new band naming themselves BombSkullExploderDemonSmackJunkiePUNKROXOR at about 80%.

"Candle In the Wind '12 (for Scary Spice)" - Sir Elton John

This is going to be so sad...

5.Sophie Ellis-Bextor-Fortescue-Barrington-Smythe 'I May Be A Posh Sort But I Know How To Rock The Fucking Party'

Pretty damned close!

Oh shit this is tomorrow

should this be like how conan kept doing the "in the year 2000" segment after the year 2000?

so glad this thread got bumped at the pertinent time

I finally noticed that it was 2012 and came to review this thread. So far as I can tell, the most accurate jokes were:

1. "Beyonce Knowles Jr." on a charting single
2. "Slipknot vs. Slipmatt," which is clearly a Skrillex remix
3. "I Smell Sex," which is clearly Rihanna's "S&M"
4. "Windows 2012 startup theme - Trent Reznor"
5. "Norah Jones ft. Timbaland"

Least accurate:

1. "We Won't Stop Trudging Out Tunes" -REM
2. "Devil Toothpaste Samhain Fireball Cheesecake Ass Doodle" - by an ever-more-experimental Wilco
3. "I need a movie soundtrack to revive my career, vol. I and II" Eliott Smith
4. Britney & Justin Timberlake - Still Lovin' You (Though the Nuclear Holocaust Wasn't Kind)
5. "Our Doggy-Style Love (Duet)" -- Toni Braxton and Nate Dogg, from Braxton's "Not too Old to Pump It Good."

fwiw, this one is still a distinct possibility, if not this year

1. "Master of Puppets" Metallica with The London Symphony orchestra, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Tenores de Bitti,
Master Musicians of Jajouka, and Earl the Janitor.

i want to see metallica w/ master musicians of bukkake.

5. The Game - "Dr. Dre I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down"
4. Alanis Morrisette - "My Neck, My Back"
3. Jay-Z - "54 Is the New 37"
2. Strawberry Power Girls - "I'm Not Sorry (I Cut Off Your Penis)"
1. Patrick Stump - "SexyAway"

― The Reverend, Thursday, June 21, 2007 2:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

Well, if you add 10 years then “master of puppets” making it back on the charts was OTM