Chapter One of Five has been out for a few weeks, video supposed to premiere in a couple weeks, with a short film of all 5 parts coming on the DVD packaged along with the new album, TP3: Reloaded, which is out July 5th.
I just heard Chapter Two (no spoilers!) on the radio today but can't find it anywhere online. Does anyone have the mp3!!?!?!?
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:55 (8 years ago) Permalink
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― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:04 (8 years ago) Permalink
this is probably one of the most important questions ever posed to ilm.
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:07 (8 years ago) Permalink
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― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:09 (8 years ago) Permalink
i'd be flipping out over this if my mind could even process it
― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:09 (8 years ago) Permalink
As in 'a taste of the.'
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:09 (8 years ago) Permalink
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― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:54 (8 years ago) Permalink
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:55 (8 years ago) Permalink
please?
― lemin (lemin), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:56 (8 years ago) Permalink
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:58 (8 years ago) Permalink
― Bummer, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:58 (8 years ago) Permalink
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:59 (8 years ago) Permalink
Retry: Be warned: The one I waited an hour to grab off slsk, filename: "R Kelly - Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2"
― Bummer, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:59 (8 years ago) Permalink
― lemin (lemin), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:00 (8 years ago) Permalink
Condensed form:
"R Kelly - Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2" off of slsk, missing last ")" is just Chapter 1 renamed.
― Bummer, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:01 (8 years ago) Permalink
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:02 (8 years ago) Permalink
― lemin (lemin), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (8 years ago) Permalink
POSSIBLE PLOT TWIST
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― mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:25 (6 years ago) Permalink
Um, so I just saw a commercial on IFC "10 brand new chapters on DVD in stores August 21st" and they're playing it on the channel on the 13th.
http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 5 August 2007 09:05 (5 years ago) Permalink
lol this thread
― HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:11 (5 years ago) Permalink
space jam was a minstrel show -- max (maxreax), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:43 (8 months ago) Link
lolol
― Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:12 (5 years ago) Permalink
I still stand by my initial excitement over the first 5 chapters. I only got halfway through those shitty new chapters released this year, though.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:19 (5 years ago) Permalink
The second set of chapters were so, so, so awful
― da croupier, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:29 (5 years ago) Permalink
REDEMPTION
― HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:35 (5 years ago) Permalink
R. Kelly was like "if Dan's gonna call this a minstrel show, then I'm gonna give him a motherfuckin minstrel show."
― da croupier, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:36 (5 years ago) Permalink
All that was missing was Twan getting caught in the chicken coop
― da croupier, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:37 (5 years ago) Permalink
lololololololololololololololololololololololol
― HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:38 (5 years ago) Permalink
(ps I have been drinking)
― HI DERE, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:39 (5 years ago) Permalink
Soon playing at the Cinematheque Francaise:
http://tinyurl.com/2y2996
― amateurist, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:34 (5 years ago) Permalink
I mean, what if Scott Stapp DID make something like TITC, and a lot of black people dug it because of the "juxtapositions of white stereotypes with outrageous non-sequiturs"?
rip adam beales
― and what, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:49 (5 years ago) Permalink
the cinemathèque thing is insane
― baaderonixx, Friday, 4 January 2008 10:08 (5 years ago) Permalink
I just want the audio of chapters 6 through as many more as I can get (I have TP.3). Is the audio for all the chapters packaged together in some fashion, preferably CD?
(this thread is bonkers/funny: R. Kelly was like "if Dan's gonna call this a minstrel show, then I'm gonna give him a motherfuckin minstrel show."
-- da croupier, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:36 (5 months ago) Link)
― earinfections, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:48 (5 years ago) Permalink
Sure, if a white guy made TITC shot for shot, line for line, it'd be racist. Blackface. Appalling. I didn't think you were suggesting anything so obvious.
But if a white person of similar infamy made a similarly plotted, similarly brilliant/retarded film, it would be received in precisely the same way. It would reflect white culture instead of black culture of course, but the basic dynamic would be the same. People of all sorts would adore it in a condescendingly ironic fashion.
So what? Comedy = stereotypes + stereotypes punctured. Big deal. White guilt about what's okay or not okay to laugh at is retarded. Every culture in the world thinks other cultures are funny to the extent they don't think they're evil.
Therefore, thinking other cultures are funny is a GOOD THING. Or at least it can be...
-- Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:44 (4 years ago) Permalink
Stapped in the Closet
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
Pye Poudre morelike Pye PUD-re
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:51 (4 years ago) Permalink
my choice for worst single of the 00s
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 27 June 2010 17:38 (2 years ago) Permalink
wasn't a single?
― Humbert Humberto Suazo (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 27 June 2010 17:41 (2 years ago) Permalink
Then he continues to rough up the midget as if the midget was under attack.
― da croupier, Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink
Twenty new episodes coming the day after Thanksgiving:
http://entertainment.time.com/2012/10/15/r-kelly-on-his-single-ladies-tour-bedroom-ballads-and-the-future-of-trapped/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 15:45 (7 months ago) Permalink
Are you working on another installment of Trapped In The Closet?We just shot 20 chapters. They’ll be coming out the day after Thanksgiving. Trapped in the Closet is forever. I’ve got like a hundred chapters to come.Forever?It’s forever.
We just shot 20 chapters. They’ll be coming out the day after Thanksgiving. Trapped in the Closet is forever. I’ve got like a hundred chapters to come.
Forever?
It’s forever.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 15:46 (7 months ago) Permalink
a hundred more chapters, thanks R!
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 15:50 (7 months ago) Permalink
Would be an easy #1 on the Contemporary Christian charts.
― pretty even gender split (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:15 (7 months ago) Permalink
I really really really wish this dude would just go away
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:21 (7 months ago) Permalink
I like Love Letter and consider him a great singer and U Saved Me is tremendous but that was a good minute back and yeah it's kind of sad this whole business
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
R. Kelly is a gigantic walking "stay in school, kids" ad
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:33 (7 months ago) Permalink
what do you mean DJP?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:40 (7 months ago) Permalink
I mean he's a painfully ignorant buffoon who continually embarrasses himself and, if he'd maybe not dropped out of school in junior high and had learned how to read, there's a possibility he wouldn't be spending his talent on outright bullshit like this.
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:49 (7 months ago) Permalink
i'm half-surprised more are coming considering the relative lack of acclaim/attention for the second batch (shake your head at the whole deal if you want, but there was infinitely more in the narrative/format to be fascinated by in the first bunch), but then they're probably pretty cheap to make.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:13 (7 months ago) Permalink
millions of people enjoy his music and he's made a zillions dollars; I'd say he did pretty well for a dropout
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:14 (7 months ago) Permalink
ya
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:16 (7 months ago) Permalink
really not looking forward to the revival of "trapped in the closet" culture tho
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:17 (7 months ago) Permalink
has there been any word on how it will be released? IFC? Vevo? DVD?
― da croupier, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:20 (7 months ago) Permalink
always weird when people break out the "he's successful, so it must be awesome to be him whatever else might be true about him personally" deal
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:20 (7 months ago) Permalink
well, that's as presumptive as saying that his life would be better had he stayed in school
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:22 (7 months ago) Permalink
The second batch seemed forced and hackneyed, where the first seemed inventive and engagingly odd. I have little hope for any continuation.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:23 (7 months ago) Permalink
"his life" vs "his contributions to art"
but then again, Tyler Perry stayed in school and look at him
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:24 (7 months ago) Permalink
as a "stay in school" cautionary tale? are high school dropouts really worried that they may one day turn into R. Kelly? "this guy is a painfully ignorant buffoon" sounds like something a 30 year old college grad who doesn't like R. Kelly would say
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:41 (7 months ago) Permalink
well that more or less describes DJP tbf
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:48 (7 months ago) Permalink
yeah 30, let's keep that
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:49 (7 months ago) Permalink
i've enjoyed plenty of r. kelly's music - he's got a commanding voice, good hooks, and a shameless taste for the absurd. but i don't think it's hard to see how someone could find him too embarrassing and tragic to do likewise.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:50 (7 months ago) Permalink
Alastaire Kelly
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:19 (5 months ago) Permalink
bridget reminds me of janice soprano
― liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:26 (5 months ago) Permalink
the first five chapters of this are legit classic. the rest a bit less so
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
and by "a bit" i mean "a lot," yet i still kinda wanna watch these new ones even if i could barely finish the later ones
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:35 (5 months ago) Permalink
i think the whole thing was starting to come off the rails even by chapter 4 or 5, but it was a fun few weeks there
― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:45 (5 months ago) Permalink
i transcribed the lorem ipsum from his little book.
"Textual texting for verbose placement of words. Blah blaeh blah. Crazy ass shit. In a series of uncommon events that involved several good men and women from the greater chicagoland area, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Stream of consciousness. Typing. Man, I could really use a good sandwich right now. Or some spaghetti. That shit that Joey was eating in chapter 21 looked pretty damn good."
trapped in the closet remains a good time
― fennel cartwright, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:50 (5 months ago) Permalink
still got it
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:51 (5 months ago) Permalink