ILM's Wild Xmas Gift to You!

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Inspired by the "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa's Clogs-Abba Christmas album" entry in the "Albums That Never Were and Never Will Be" thread, this thread is to be a list of holiday recordings you might like to see. I'll kick it off with the double artist 7''

I Am a Tree/I Wanna Be Adorned - Guided By Voices/Stone Roses

― Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Two more:
Their Santanic Majesties Request - The Rolling Stones
Back To The Egg Nog - Paul McCartney

― Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Afroman - "Whose Child Is This?"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

a 12 inch single on dfa:

"saint nick is playing at my house" by lcd soundsystem b/w
"the j.o.y. of christmas" by j.o.y.

― it's tricky (disco stu), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Venom - At War With Santa

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

T.I., "Gingerbread Man"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

metallica - "ride the reindeer"

― it's tricky (disco stu), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

in lieu of a pun, this picture:

http://king-diamond.coven.vmh.net/pics/large/xmas.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Thing I always liked about King Diamond was despite wearing make-up professionally on a day-to-day basis, ain't no way he was going to shave that facial hair!

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 28 November 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Santa is Real - Ira and Charlie Louvin
One Piece at a Time (Santa's Workship Version) - Johnny Cash

― Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 28 November 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Louder than Tannembaums: A Smiths Christmas Reunion

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

dizzee rascal - snowtime

― m. (mitchlnw), Sunday, 28 November 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Power, Corruption and Mistletoe by New Order

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Blondie - "(I'm Always) Touched By Your Presents Dear" (or "Deer"?)

oh dear...

― Ben Dot (1977), Sunday, 28 November 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jesus Christmas Pose" by Soundgarden
"Beth(lehem)" by Kiss
"Reindeer in Blood" by Slayer
"Sleigh Out of Compton" by NWA

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 28 November 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Reindeer in Blood" by Slayer

Hahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Gillian Welch - Bobby-Jo Shot Santa Claus
Magazine - The Lord's Corpse Silently Festers

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Basement Jaxx - Ho Ho

― W i l l (common_person), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Crispin Glover - Silent Night
Metallica - Master of Presents
v/a - Weihnachtschaffel [Kompakt 111]
Lil Jon - Up On The RUF
Todd Rundgren - Saint Todd

― W i l l (common_person), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Reindeer (Three Different Ones)" by Pink Floyd

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Christmas Thing by the Sisters of Mercy
Ho Ho Hoverkill by Motorhead
Black and White Christmas by the Stranglers
A Partridge in a Joshua Tree by U2

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Turn On the Christmas Light and Santics by Interpol

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

THe Housemartins - Five-Year-Olds Get Over-Excited

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is turning out better than expected.

Yes, Sweet Virginia, There is a Santa Claus- The Rolling Stones
Christmas Eve-in' It Up - Heart
I Can't Help My Elf (Sugarplum Faeriequeen) - The Four Tops
How the Crunk Stole Christmas - Lil' Jon

― Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wreath by Scraping Foetus off the Tree

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Bjork - Venus As An Elf
King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson Knitwear
Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In Front Of The Fire
Anything by Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster - Mistletoe Incest-Mongering (Ho Ho Ho Ho)
Captain Beefheart - Dear Grandma, Thank You For The Trout Mask Replica, Love Donnie

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

And of course:

Warrant - Figgy Pudding

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Presents- Led Zeppelin
Dusty The Snowman - David Crosby
Achy Snowflaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Wrapper's Delight - The Sugarplum Gang
Follow The Leader - Herbie E and Ru-kim

― Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The Fall - Ho Ho Ho Induction Hour
Half Man Half Biscuit - Three Kings Who Shook The Orient
Fox - S-S-S-Silent Night
Puff Daddy And The Family - We Invented The Reindeer
Super Furry Animals - (Etch-A-Sketching) Rings Around The World

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Presents- Led Zeppelin

GENIUS!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Give'em Enough Fruit Cake by The Clash
This is What You Want, This is What Santa Gave You by Public Image Ltd.
Tender And Mild by Accept

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

A Momentary Lapse of Season by Pink Floyd
Merry Monsters by David Bowie
Jingular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Vulgar Display of Cheer by Pantera
The Age of Carol by the Cro-Mags

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Peaches - I Came Upon a Midnight Clear

― Dr Benway (dr benway), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Jingular Bells
Haha.

What Do I Get (for Christmas)?- The Buzzcocks
Psychocandycane - The Jesus and Mary Chain
An Evergreen World - Brian Eno
The Chanuk - Dr. Dreydel
I Saw Moby Cribbing Santa's Logs- Elf Field Hollers to Spincycle By!

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 29 November 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't Expext To Hear From Us This Xmas (Gotcha!):
The ILX Comp vol II

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 29 November 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The ILX Comp Vol III: I Saw Momus Kissing Santa Claus

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Monday, 29 November 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Matchbox 20, Your Elf Or Someone Like You

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 29 November 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

lovebug, how about
I Saw Momus Glitching Santa Claus?

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 29 November 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

also - Momus: Ding Dong

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 29 November 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

A Sleighbell Is A Cup Until It Is Struck - Wire
12 Xmas U - Wire
Neon Fairy Lights - Kraftwerk

― coco, Monday, 29 November 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I Should Ho Ho by Supergrass

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 29 November 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Santamonium by Killing Joke

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 29 November 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Get Off the Cross, We Need the Wood for a Yule Log by Firewater

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 29 November 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Singles Going Sleighing by the Buzzcocks

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 29 November 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

We Three Kings of the Wild Frontier by Adam & the Ants

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 29 November 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's the thread-killer, if it ain't dead already

Ahwrapdis Carlos an' Santa

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 29 November 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

Revive! And restore one gone missing entry (for dave225)

"Hermie Takes Yr Tonsils Out" - The Replacements

and add

"Christmas in Trenchtown" b/w "Marley's Ghost" - Jacob Marley and the Wassailers

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

Letts Make Christmas Mean Something This Year - A Very Don Letts Christmas

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

[I]White Christmas[/I] - Immortal Technique

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

White Christmas - Immortal Technique

All I want for Christmas is to remember how this site does html tags.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

The Fall - "Who Makes The Yahtzees?"

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Saturday, 31 December 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

"Hermie Takes Yr Tonsils Out" - The Replacements

Hahahahaha!

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 31 December 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

"She's Actin' Jingle (I'm Thinkin' Bumble)" - Gary Stewart & Burl Ives

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 20 December 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

"Disney's Mulan Purchased" -- The Fall
"I'll Never Get Out of This Mall Alive" -- Hank Williams Sr.
"I Can't Live Without My Radio Shack Gift Card" -- L.L. Cool J

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 20 December 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

2007 edition:

Lil Wayne "I Feel Like Sledding"
Kanye West "Flashing Christmas Lights" (Featuring Dwele)
Marnie Stern "Put All Your Chestnuts on a Fire and Then Watch That Fire!!!"
Bun B, Pimp C, and Melchior "Int'l Savior's Anthem (We Adore You)"
Burial "Archangel Gabriel"

― Nick Minichino, Friday, 21 December 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

Iannis Xenakis "Hibiki-Hanukkah"

― Nick Minichino, Friday, 21 December 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

"I'll Never Get Out of This Mall Alive" -- Hank Williams Sr.
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Kaw-Liga," by the same artist.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 21 December 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

"The Chanukah Song", Professor Griff

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Friday, 21 December 2007 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

Small Faces - Ogdens' Nut Gone Snowflake
Gingerbread Baker's Air Force - We Free Kings
Misfits - Die, Dayenu My Darling

― dad a, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

"Ball of Christmas (That's What The World Is Today)" - The Temptations

― t**t, Friday, 21 December 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Also, for the disoptimistically inclined, there's always The Flaming Lips' original "Jesus Shotting Heroin".

― t**t, Friday, 21 December 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Stollen Moments: Oliver Nelson's Christmas in Dresden

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 24 December 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

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