Favourite John Peel quotes

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There were millions like me poised over pause buttons each night. Dig out some of the old cassettes and let's hear some of his wisdom.

Peel on Big Black:
"Once a week I drive a nail through my foot to remind myself of the stupidity of not going to see them when I had the chance."

everything, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:14 (twelve years ago) Permalink

After playing Paska's ranting a capella rendition of "Ace of Spades by Motorhead....

"There's one in every community, isn't there. That was 'Ace of Spades' by Paska, and that's from a double e.p. called If it's Not the Heat, It's the Mosquitoes. Paska comes from Finland where it turns out the word 'paska' is an exceptionally rude word. Perhaps it's just as well that none of us speaks Finish.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:24 (twelve years ago) Permalink

After Morrissey's falsetto wailing at the end of 'What Difference Does It Make?':

"Ah, the sound of distant seagulls"

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"great band"... [sound of fuzzy guitars scorching the amps] ... "great session"

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:29 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"...Fades in"

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:30 (twelve years ago) Permalink

On the digital audio revolution:

Somebody was trying to tell me that CDs are better than vinyl because they don't have any surface noise. I said, "Listen, mate, *life* has surface noise."

Palomino (Palomino), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:30 (twelve years ago) Permalink

At his 50th birthday party:

"Think my chances of making the Liverpool side are gone now. Might still be able to get a game at one of those London clubs though"

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:31 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Thanks for "Fades in.." a.k.a. "..Starts off quietly.."

"This is for the Pig"
"These cookies are hot"
"Where do they get their names from?"

And of course how could we forget...
"Always the same, always different"
"This is The Fall"

Damian 90000, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

(after a This Mortal Coil track)

"...The first Roy Harper track to make the Festive 50 since 'When An Old Cricketer Leaves The Crease' many years ago. Walters always says that if I die before him and they do some sort of 'tribute to John Peel' on Radio 1, he will play 'When An Old Cricketer Leaves The Crease'..."

*sniffles*

zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 16:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Not so much a quote as a favorite moment was the time he called Trumans Water after playing pretty much all of 'Ov Thick Tum' on one show. They'd put out about 400 copies of the initial pressing themselves and one had found its way into Peel's hands. There was some kind of a crossed line when he called, and we got to hear a little of a very stoned sounding conversation between two other people before Peel said anything...

[Kevin]: I'd like to speak with Tawney Ann Smith please?
[Girl]: Hey, this is (??)
[Kevin]: Heeeyyy, this is Kevinnnn! Whatcha doooin? (several seconds of rambling conversation ensues) So I was just listening to the Leaving Trains? And uh...we're playing with the Leaving Trains tomorrow night!
[Peel]: Is there somebody there called Glen?
[Kevin]: Hello?
[Peel]: Is there somebody there called Glen?
[Girl]: Uh, Glen's not here right now...can I take a message?
[Peel]: (sounding very official) My name is John Peel. I'm calling from the BBC and I wanted to talk to somebody about Trumans Water.
[Kevin]: (sounding like he's not sure this is real) Uh, I'm in Trumans Water...


Also, the specially recorded intro by DLT which Peel played again and again and again during his Guitar Storm night: "Guitar Storm! Alright?"

Graeme (Graeme), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 16:10 (twelve years ago) Permalink

On the Dwarves:
"If hero worship were sex, they'd all be carrying my babies".

everything, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 16:20 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"If Elvis were alive today, I think he'd really understand happy hardcore."

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 16:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Not from the radio, but from an interview:

People like Mike Read and DLT would often complain that they couldn't go anywhere without being recognized, but of course would go everywhere in a tartan suit carrying a guitar, so they would have attracted attention in a lunatic asylum. In the streets of London, people would go, "Who the fuck is that? Isn't that that Mike Read bloke?"

Acme (acme), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 17:25 (twelve years ago) Permalink

From when he was presenting Top of the Pops. After a video of the dismal Aretha Franklin/George Michael duet (i forget it's name), it cuts back to Peel who says something along the lines of:

"You know, Aretha Franklin can make any old rubbish sound good, and i think she just has."

Classic.

Neil FC (Neil FC), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 18:08 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Hahahahahahaha.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:08 (twelve years ago) Permalink

ooh burn...that's a great quip.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:17 (twelve years ago) Permalink

As Sonic Youth's "Silver Rocket" fades out..
"I love the way they come romping in with all that feedback in the middle - just like The Pink Floyd."

everything, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"You know, Aretha Franklin can make any old rubbish sound good, and i think she just has."

ah how soon he forgot his alleigances (if it's true about 'Wham Rap') eh...

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:24 (twelve years ago) Permalink

a recent one:

Home Truths - after an hilarious T-in-C contribution from one listener:

"thankyou for that Peter, though something in your manner suggests to me that your opinions are best viewed through the sights of a police marksman's rifle."

john clarkson, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Mid-80s, after playing some miserable sounding, droning indie-rock track . (and in classic, flat northern accent)

"Oh well, you can't be mad with glee all the time"

I am definitely not mad with glee today :-(

phil jones (interstar), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

alba has alrady mentioned it but 'fades in gently...' became a catchphrase for me and my pals when we were teenagers. we were even going to start a band with that name. his cueing of records was so bad that in almost every show something would 'fade in gently'. hysterical!

stirmonster, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:54 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Less commonly but in the same area "they move very quickly these people" when he failed to stop the record before the subsequent track started.

everything, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:02 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Or, conversely, when a track finished and was followed by seconds of dead air, "Sorry - that was supposed to go on another 20 seconds, according to the timings I have here".

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:07 (twelve years ago) Permalink

ages ago I found in a used bin a couple of promo CD's of "Peel Out In The States", which I guess was some kind of American syndication of his show. I'm glad I kept them around all these years to listen to now and then, especially today. a good quote on there, in the same vein as the first response in this thread:

“well, there are probably rude words in that, but they’re in Tai”

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:24 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"And err.. waht was I going to say now. Ah yes... If you've been waiting to hear those Smiths tracks that I didn't have time for; maybe this time next year, eh? Ha ha ha. I don't suppose anyone fell for it did they? Still, you've got to try haven't you?"

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:29 (twelve years ago) Permalink

after a song by an Australian band:

“I play it despite the fact that the Australians are currently stamping all over us at cricket, I mean I know you don’t know anything about cricket, perhaps I should play a bit of the Coventry to enliven this program”

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:34 (twelve years ago) Permalink

after a song that ended with a sudden incongruous noise:

"it's all part of the record, it's not me making mistakes, c'mon, stop messing me about, lads"

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Show starts.

A motorcycle revving noise.

Someguitarsbeingveryloudandheavy.

Then some guitars beingveryloudandheavy with a man shouting. all last about five seconds.

"Three tracks from Napalm Death, there, in session tonight..."

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 00:08 (twelve years ago) Permalink

In 1993 Peel took over the lunchtime slot for a week after then-controller Johnny Beerling was challenged by someone at a conference. He'd obviously been told "Look man, we don't want to compromise your show, but remember there will be a different audience listening, and we do have a daytime playlist to follow... just bear that in mind, OK?" First record - "Why Are People Grudgeful?" by The Fall, followed with the obscure reggae original version of the same song. He then continued in the same vein, playing a lot of hard-trance, the odd Beefheart classic and making snide comments about most of the playlist. For instance, the Chris Issak which included the line '...and you can't do a thing to stop me' to which Peel retorted, "Yes I can, mate, I can take your awful CD out of the machine and throw it as far away from this studio as possible." For a brief moment, we thought we'd won. Next week, he was back on the night-shift. Bet off.

from TV Cream website. Thought this one was very funny!

herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 03:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

After talking to someone who was somehow covered in fur on Home Truths...
'I wish I was covered in fur...or feathers...or something more interesting than just fat'
I was laughing for hours.

Helen T, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 07:11 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Peel's compering debut on TOTP: "In case you're wondering who this funny old bloke is, I'm the one who comes on Radio 1 late at night and plays records made by sulky Belgian art students in basements dying of TB."

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 07:48 (twelve years ago) Permalink

After playing 'Higher State Of Consciousness' by Josh Wink for the second time - "I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking that sounded better when I played it the other night, at the wrong speed."

Towards the end of the 1984 Festiev Fifty - "Right, the brighter amongst you will have noticed there are something like 17 minutes of the show left, and only three records. I wonder if you can guess what they are? Answers on a postcard to me, John Peel, at Radio 1."

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 08:18 (twelve years ago) Permalink

After an expansive, brain-frying track by someone like Spacemen 3 or Flying Saucer Attack: "I'm beginning to suspect their spirit of adventure has driven them to experiment with states of mind well beyond those traditionally associated with the consumption of three pints of Old Peculiar."

Jim Holmes, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 09:35 (twelve years ago) Permalink

After playing a Siouxie 7 the banshees 45 at 33 and a third "Well a killer track either way"

John Davis, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 09:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

After a 1984 Cocteau Twins session which he played in full: "Missed me over the last quarter of an hour? Suppression of the ego; always a good thing in DJs, a pity there's not more of it about."

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 09:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink

In 1983, just after they'd cut his show back from four to three nights a week: "In this slot tomorrow will be Tommy Vance with his Sounds of the Seventies. The featured artist will be Robert Plant."

*ten second silence*

(with quiet rage): "This is the Mighty Wah!"

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 09:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

".... just been on the phone talking to a pair of idiots who produce a fanzine called Grinding Halt...."

Well, it meant a lot to me and the other idiot.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 10:19 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Presenting TOTP in the 80's - just after Swing out Sister had played "Breakout!"

"You know, i actually *like* that song!"

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 10:27 (twelve years ago) Permalink

woah that must've been one of his last appearances on TOTP

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 10:29 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i was very ill last year and a friend emailed Peel with a get well soon message.
which he read out, saying 'and i hope this will speed your recovery' - cue the nosebleed gabba. Bless!

zappi (joni), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 10:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink

And of course he was right, it was a good song.

Fwiw their keyboard player Andy Connell had previously been in A Certain Ratio and they still had (Magazine's original drummer) Martin Jackson in the band then IIRC.

(x-post)

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 10:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Introducing a track he didn't really like appeared in the Festive 50:

"Well, err.. here's a track I've never played on the radio"

or afterwards...

"Bit more of a Janice track that one".

Lovely to hear Janice Long on R2 just before I went to sleep last night, late and away from all the razzmatazz.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 11:09 (twelve years ago) Permalink

this thread is magic

stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 11:20 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Summer '82, having just played "Whatever Is She Like?" by the Farmer's Boys: "You know, whenever I say something like 'I'M SURE ALL MY DJ PALS ON WONDERFUL RADIO ONE ARE PLAYING THIS' it's because I'm pretty damn certain that they're not. But they SHOULD."

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 11:33 (twelve years ago) Permalink

John Peel once joked he wanted to die while broadcasting.

On his 60th birthday he said: “I’d quite like to die on the air but not in a melodramatic way. I would prefer to go during a long track.

“Then a continuity announcer would come on saying, ‘John seems to have been taken ill. We will take you over to Radio Two’.

“Then you’d hear the sound of my heels being dragged down the steps. And that will be that.�

My vote for the new JP: John Kennedy on XFM 104.9 Same fanaticism, same wide range of music, same mad hours (11pm-1am). And a thoroughly decent bloke to boot.

Franco Milazzo, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 11:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

not exactly a quote, but a brilliant moment of dry humour and probably the most sublime bit of public djing i've ever witnessed:

at the sonar festival about three years ago, peelie was playing an outdoor, daytime set. typically the crowd loved it and things were getting a bit nutty; especially one guy down the front who had obviously done what the tabloid business refers to as a mind-bending cocktail of drugs. he looked a bit odd to begin with but as the music went on - with john dropping a stonking happy hardcore version of dreamlover by mariah carey, limb by limb by cutty ranks and something that sounded like an entire symphony orchestra falling down a flight of stairs - he became more unhinged, tried to climb into the dj booth, had to be stopped from pulling the speaker stacks down and the proceeded to get his cock out. having seen all of this, the next track selection had me in pieces. it was the ramones with "i wanna be sedated".

stelfox, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 11:50 (twelve years ago) Permalink

There won't be a new JP; as discussed in the pub last night, the likelihood is that Radio 1 will simply "lose" those six hours and add them on to existing shows, i.e. three hours of Zane Lowe here, three hours of The Lock-Up there. That show was only there because JP was there.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 11:53 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Again, not a quote, but when Low played a live Peel Session in late 2000 one of their songs had such an extended silence at the end that the Beeb's emergency "dead air" tape kicked in and their Duluthian harmonies were replaced by the raucous parpings of ATB's "9PM (Til I Come)". Cue spluttered apologies from Peelie and hilarity for listeners.

Bill A, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 12:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Not a quote, but on TOTP during the weeks when he & Kid Jensen had to announce that Frankie Goes To Hollywood's "Relax" was at number one YET AGAIN without being able to play it, his facial expression was absolutely priceless.

rener (rener), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 12:50 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Peel on TOTP, December '83, following showing of video for "Tell Her About It" by Billy Joel:

"Isn't it great that Billy Joel has two records in the top ten?"

Delivered stone-faced and grim-voiced to camera, in a tone which suggested that the Queen Mother had just died.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 27 October 2004 13:30 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Speed Demon

John was famous for playing records at the wrong speed and supplying numerous ad-libs to cover his embarrassment. I seem to remember that when he played a track from XTC’s dub experiments album Go Plus at the wrong speed he kind of liked it and decided that it was in keeping with the spirit of the concept and therefore OK to continue playing the track at the slowed down speed! CDs had a lot to answer for and reduced our listening pleasure! However, he could also manage his party trick with session tapes!

“The first from Ivor Cutler - without his accordian and without his band - is The Obliging Fairy (giggles).”

The tape runs at an alarmingly slow speed.

“It’s not like that either! That doesn’t sound entirely happy. I tell you what I’ll do, while we’re sorting that out – is that a technical problem? That’s what we call a technical problem…”

Great fun! On the same evening he played a session version of the fondly remembered Egg Meat.

“This is another from Ivor Cutler, An oldie actually. I mean an old tune, an old piece, it’s called Egg Meat.”

Ivor announces the title Egg Meat

“Told you!” inserts John before Ivor recounts the weird and wonderful story of a young lad helping his mother to feed meat to the eggs!

“Well, I’m as mystified as you,” he stated at the conclusion, “ but no doubt William, [aged] 3, could understand it entirely!”

David Healey (Dave H), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Sorry Mark, it insisted that it was not accepting it the first time I tried, so I attempted it again and it posted it twice!

Hope the Ivor Cutler quote will make up for it!

David Healey (Dave H), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Yay.

"Why does the iron monger sell egg meat?"

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Well somehow or other he could make it the best and we just know, the people who buy it around here, where to buy it from. You couldn't go into the dairy and ask for a pound of egg meat; they would look at you askance, wouldn't they?

David Healey (Dave H), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:27 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Why did the passing of this great man not inspire a week of national mourning? Where was the full state funeral in Westminster Abbey? Okay, I'll get to the point now...

I found out on TV Cream that God (aka Mr Peel), Kid Jensen and Paul Burnett formed a somewhat unlikely fighting party to pound the daylights out of Simon Bates after an especially torturous Radio One Christmas Party, but Simes had buggered off before they could lay hold of him.
Who's up for a John Peel Memorial Lynching of that irritating little twerp? Let's do Chris Moyles and his band of tosers while we're about it.

James, Monday, 9 January 2006 22:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Yeah, but he's bigger than us isn't he.
Also,
Ah, but Chris is a good mate of Peelie.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

.. more seriously...

The day after it happened, someone had emailed/texted into the breakfast show along the lines of "Enough about john Peel" to which Chris Moyles basically was "Sod off you, We've just lost a mate, alright!"

So, he's ok by me.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Fair enough, then.
But I'm still for stringing up Simes!

James, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 19:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink


My favourite Peel put-down of Bates ('the Beast of Radio One' as he used to call him), was when he said he had been invited to a fancy-dress party the previous evening... "I was going to go as Simon Bates but I couldn't find anybody to wear the other face!"


.. the other DJ at Radio One for whom Peel had difficulty disguising his contempt was Andy Peebles. I have several hilarious put-downs on tape. For example:

1) introducing Glasgow girl-group Strawberry Switchblade with... "Andy Peebles would doubtless describe them as 'Those Bonnie Wee Lassies from North of the Border' "!

2) and saying in another link the phrase "if I may say so." He continued.. "You probably wonder why I say "if I may say so". One of my colleagues at Radio One says it all the time in a context I can't fully understand. I find myself screaming at the radio "why SHOULDN'T you say so!!".

and best of all...

3) introducing a session track entitled 'He's An Angry Bastard But I Like Him' by Norwich band Serious Drinking, circa '84. Peel preceeded it with an inane Radio One jingle featuring the voice of Peebles. As it ended he enthused, in his most mischievous voice, "That's Andy Peebles. He's an angry BASTARD but I like him!!"

pete rap, Thursday, 12 January 2006 13:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I used to be a big Joy Division fan and looked forward to hearing their songs in he festive 50. I recall Peel got so fed up with most of the top ten being Joy Division tracks that he banned them from the chart so no-one could vote for them. He said of the ban " I know its obstructive and anti social but there you are" Even I had to laugh.

julian morgan, Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

During one programme, Peel played a track which featured a sample of Yes. This resulted in a letter of complaint from somebody, who amongst other things suggested he might as well just play an entire ELP track at the wrong speed. Can anyone guess what happened next?

john public, Sunday, 15 January 2006 13:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

More Peel on Simes:
"General rejoicing if people found they weren't anywhere in the vicinity of Simon Bates."
And having heard Simon Bates on Classic FM, I heartily agree.

James, Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Request

I stumbled upon this message-board just recently. Brilliant! So many reminders of quotes I heard at the time and also lots that I missed. I have approx 120 C-90 tapes of Peel from (mainly) '78-93, with the bits I didn't want edited out and replaced with 'fillers' of classical music or film soundtracks I'd borrowed from the record library (Ennio Morricone is excellent for creating a grandiose intro before a Fall, Cocteau Twins or Smiths session track!). Many years were spent with stopwatch at the ready and finger on the pause button...

Anyway, before I reminisce further and start coming over all dewy-eyed, I have a special REQUEST. Does anyone have a taped record of the special Saturday afternoon series of six shows Peelie recorded in (I think) 1981, when he sat in for John Walters, on holiday from his regular 'Walters Weekly' spot?? These were one hour compendium programmes including some of Peelie's all-time favourite records along with fantastic old sessions from the 60s (Sun Ra, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, Fairport Convention, Ann Peebles etc) and many curiosities and audio-articles from the BBC archives which were nothing to do with music but very funny. Some fascinating stuff - plus of course liberal lashings of the Great One's sardonic wit. Looking back now, I suppose the programme was a kind of precursor to 'Home Truths'.

I got in touch with Peely a couple of months before he died to ask if he knew whether R1 had any tapes of the series. Louise in his office replied saying that they didn't - and apparently John could hardly even remember recording the programmes! But, believe me he did - and they were superb.

If anybody has some or all of the 'Peel's Pleasures' series on tape and would be prepared to either make a copy or else lend them to me to copy, please could they contact me at on p3t3r_r4p4p0rt@h0tmai1.com.

Many thanks.

Pete Rap, Monday, 16 January 2006 15:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

... can't seem to access those links. What are they?

Pete Rap, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 07:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

From the filenames, I'd guess they're fistoffun.net's recordings of Lee & Herring arsing about with Peel when they were in for an interview.

kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 07:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Peel on his father

Just after playing Bricks and Mortar by The Jam in 1977 John detailed the following story about his father:

"My father always used to maintain that back in the 1930s, in the cocktail era, when he was a dashing young chap, he once went to the Adelphi Hotel in Liverpool - he went there fairly frequently, I believe - but on one particular occasion, after a meal and after the events of the evening, he called the waiter over and said 'Waiter, clear this table, I wish to dance upon it,' which I thought was rather splendid. And in the same spirit..."

What he went on to play is not recorded but the story is a typical gem and the sort of aside for which he is so fondly remembered. I'm sure if all of his shows had been recorded, many of the anecdotes he never got the chance to record for posterity in the second half of his autobiography would have been available to us.

David Healey (Dave H), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

as a listener from 1967 onwards, my first contribution is a beatles' one!

he played the 'new' single "hello, goodbye" - which he clearly loved because his immediate remark was

"that's enough to make all the other groups go and live up the lesser tributaries of the amazon"

my other favourite was from only a few years ago
he read out some very strange request he had received, played something i've completely forgotten, and then said

"for all i know i may have just read out the code for the invasion of belgium"

though nothing compares to him calling his brief run of programmes on radio luxembourg as the cowdenbeath2 stenhousemuir2 show

pure genius!

and what does radio1 trumpet now? Moyles boasting about the fun of calling someone a slag!

mike cassidy, Friday, 3 February 2006 15:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Can't recall anything specific he might have said in between all the wonderful music I heard him air in the 1960s and 1970s, but I have always remembered this inspired gobbet of nonsense that he penned and included in his regular column in Sounds circa 1970:

It's often said in Neasden
That Glibs's Glabs is best
They'll keep you warm if up to form
And fit inside your vest

Of course, they're made of pig iron
And woven through with grit
And have the best facilities
For synthesizing shit

So off you go and get one
They're only one and two
From Harrod's or the Co-op
Or free with Uhu Glue

win hunter, Saturday, 11 February 2006 03:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

And my roommates wonder why I only ever listen to Radio 2...
And I'm 19, since you asked, but I'm more than old enough to know that A: Peel was the only Radio One DJ who more or less consistently provided MUSIC worth listening to, let alone conversation, and B: Chris Moyles has nothing on Terry Wogan.

Peel as a poet I'm less enthusiastic about, but it's better than I could have done...

James, Monday, 13 February 2006 21:48 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Two stories spring immediately to my mind:

1) Reading out a letter along the lines of: "Dear John, why do
you always play such rubbish on your shows. I think you could be
playing more bands like Nitzer Ebb and Stylecouncil". John: "Well, you may like this then: this is Napalm Death".

2) After playing Salma & Sabina, who covered Abba songs in Hindi.
Peel: "Wasn´t it the poet Keats who once said "A thing of beauty is
a joy forever?" I think he may have had Salma & Sabina in mind".

Aditya Sharma, Friday, 24 February 2006 13:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

In the intro to one of the Peel Out in the States he says, "I'm a fat chap who likes to play records." I was charmed by the humble self-description.

patita (patita), Friday, 24 February 2006 16:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Peel was the master of the carefully-prepared programme intro. He took great pride in it. The famous theme music would start up and that dulcit, soothing voice ease in with a list of the sessions and records/artists on tonight's programme. Occasionally he would deviate to do a special - usually very funny - intro. Many in the late 70s/early 80's (Liverpool's golden era) were based around football. For example, the day after Liverpool's elimination from the FA Cup by Brighton, Peel raided the R1 effects library to start the programme with the sound of seagulls closely followed by a machine-gun scattering them all!

Another of the many football-intro gems...

...list of artists ....'but we're going to start with a record which sums up pretty neatly our attitude to the European Cup.... straight into the (spoken) first words of a great old record by Bobby Lee Trammill.... "If you ever get it once - you're gonna want it again"! ...

If Peelie had been rattled by criticism from - or the puerile behaviour of - a R1 colleague, he could never resist a dig in return:

- ...'always a delight to hear the voice of Muriel Gray on Radio One, even if she is outstandingly rude. In tonight's programme.....'

...or just a plain old piss-take....

- 'Applause is due tonight to Simon Bates, the Beast of Radio One, for making the Colemanballs column of Private Eye with the following: "We've got 10 prizes to give away in today's competition, so if you're one of the 15,000 who have entered you've got a one-in-a-million chance of winning". (pause).... Yeah, I see what you mean. In tonight's programme...'

Other intros:

- following a list of particularly obscure and bizarre-sounding bands ... 'I know that what you really want to hear are the records you bought a couple of years ago played over and over again, but there's not a lot of point doing that, I think'...

- 'Tonight we reach the moment we've all been waiting for in one way or another - the end of the Festive Fifty..!' (this was during the period when Peel began to get disillusioned with the F50, 'cos people kept voting for the same records, year after year).

Anyone got any more??

pete rap, Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

It took an hour and a half but I read it all, every single quote, and yes I heard his voice in my head too as I read, no other quotes to add but I'd be grateful if anyone has or knows the whereabouts of any recordings of John's "wrong speed" remarks, about to launch a new internet radio station and I'd love to play one as the first snippet of audio to be heard:
Thanks, Paul.

Paul Bendoris, Thursday, 16 March 2006 04:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I have a tape of JP playing a record at the right speed, stopping it, changing it to 33, then deciding the former was correct and starting again. "not the sort of experiment I should be doing on-air, but never mind" ...

(He did play the record at 33 a few days later without comment, I'm sure it was the wrong...)

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

There are some good quotes on my Peelie Fall intros/outros tape. I've got a bunch of contributions for volume 2 but the more the merrier.

http://www.weirdenergy.com/fall/peel_fall-intros.mp3

- stefan (- stefan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I follow stefan around. a lot.
peel intros edited
http://x818.com/peelfallintros/

apmorris (apmorris), Sunday, 26 March 2006 05:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...
Intro to show: "Christmas is coming, Jan Molby's getting fat"

Bob Arctor, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 08:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
I'm a 46-year-old Prog Rock fan and so Peely hated everything I love but that didn't stop me listening to his show in bed almost every night. He was unique and will, I fear, continue to be irreplacable. Why? Because it was always about the love of music. This thread is wonderful and I can hear his voice in my head with every post. Cheers.
Ray

Ray Rumkee, Monday, 29 May 2006 09:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

two months pass...
Here are some of my favourite quotes from John's radio show for the British Forces Broadcasting Service (BFBS) in Germany:

*introduction*
It's time again for two hours of John Peel's Music, guaranteed to put a smile on your face, a song on your lips and something undescribable on your feet.

*working at BFBS*
It's wonderful down here at BFBS, because occasionally you get people coming around to sit in and watch the programme and listen to some of the sounds. And you know that they're gonna come in like 'I say, this is all jolly interesting, goodness me. So that's what a studio is, that's what a John Peel is like, is it?' And they sit there and then after about two records they crawl out like broken men.

A curious thing happened while that was going on: a member of the BFBS staff actually came into the studio and asked me about a record which I played on my domestic programme. She has actually taken an interest in the music, so of course she's been drummed out of the building as you can imagine, she's been beaten up by security people just around the back.

And from Richard, one of the three pieces of mail which arrived this week, and it says 'Look out for the german all-female ensemble called Breast. Have they made any records?' Well if they have I certainly wouldn't be able to play them on the BBC, not with a name like that, because at the BBC nobody has breasts of course. But here at BFBS they look at things very differently. I've got quite a reasonable set of breasts myself actually.

There's nowhere here to put my bicycle. In the old buildings, before we moved down here, I could take my bicycle and just leave it in somebody's office. But this can't be done any longer, because somebody whose job it is to go through all of the regulations to try and find things to obstruct people, and they came across the information... something to do with like, will the bicycle possibly foul the carpets in some way, although I'd like to see it doing it, or it constitutes a fire-hazard within the meaning of the act and all that kind of stuff. So it means that my bicycle is manacled to a parking-meter outside. But I did bring in the front wheel in case somebody stole that, and left that in the place where I normally leave my bicycle, to see exactly how much of a bicycle constitutes a bicycle. Because I had this problem once before with somebody else who would never allow me to bring my bicycle into their building, and I wanted to know how much of it you could bring in in parts before it became a bicycle. And of course people really aren't interested in these kinds of sophistries, they're more likely just to punch you in the face and tell you not to be such a smart aleck. But within the law, I think I'm right in saying, if you are riding a bicycle, then you are yourself part of that bicycle, so if the bicycle is banned from the building, then it seems logical that the rider should be as well, so in fact I shouldn't be here, as I am part of a bicycle, or indeed you could even say that I am a bicycle.

I was trying to get hold of a cup of coffee while that was going on and there is, immediately outside the door here, a large coffee making machine, but I'm told that this is for the use of BFBS UK only, which is quite wonderful. It's the kind of thing you think doesn't happen in 1984. I expect they got their own toilets somewhere as well, and their own lift, and they're probably allowed to bring their bicycles into the building, too. Privilege - what a wonderful thing it is. (plays a record)
Very pleased to report that the BFBS UK elitist coffee machine seems to have broken down. There are lots of puzzled looking men probably called Eric staring at it this very moment, hands on their hips.

Here's an oldie which I always enjoy, you probably loathe it, I don't know, don't really care. It's my programme, not yours.

Kevin (one of the engineers), our man in the studded leather bracelets and AC/DC tour jacket says that they sound like a very sick Judas Priest, but of course in my estimation Judas Priest sound like a very sick Judas Priest.

Charles (one of the producers) was also suggesting that we should get the Emerson, Lake & Palmer version of the same piece and play that in next week's programme. First person to take a step towards me with it, I tell you, he gets it.


A little scratchy towards the end, that's Barrington Levy and a ripple of applause for the BFBS equipment which was built out of old washing-machine parts in the late 1940s.

And this week's programme is being engineered by Nicky, who's loveliness is enough to drive fat men to drink, but in her defence she'll come and have a drink with you while you do it. But Kevin has dropped into the studio to tell me that he's just been to see, in the last week, Yes and Status Quo. So representatives from the Peel Foundation are taking him outside for a full frontal lobotomy in the hope that something can be done to improve his emotional condition.


*letters and phonecalls*
Not a great deal of mail this week, and I wish you would write, I'd be very grateful if you did, because BFBS interpret this as the programme becoming even less popular and it'll end up as being an insert into 'The pruning fork in peace and war - an eight part documentary starring Wendy Craig as nursy'. You have been warned.

And a letter, this is very welcome indeed, from Cyprus. It's been quite a long time since we had one from there, and it's from sapper Sam Parker in Nikosia, and as always I'll drag out the record to play you next week, but I just wanted you to know that your letter has arrived and has been greeted here with a great deal of excitement: 21 gun salute and massed brass bands playing in the street outside.

And here's a letter from Brad, who is Private Bradbury, from what looks like 1st Armoured Field Ambulance. Isn't that cheating? I don't know, I don't think you're allowed to do that. I mean the armoured ambulance is the sort of thing which happened in the First World War but not since. (plays a record)
I must admit I've been fantasising about those armoured field ambulances while the record was playing, the idea of the Red Cross on the back doors parting as they are thrown open and a 25-pounder sticking out of the back.

A card from Michael, and he says, could I play a record for his friend who has just come back from Nepal after two and a half years where he's been talking with the stones. I'm not entirely sure this isn't a medical condition actually, Michael. If the stones have been talking back to him, then I think we have real cause for concern.

Actually, judging by the amount of mail this week, I would say that the west's defences are being overlooked as you all sit there scribbling away on postcards and letters.

I'll play you another track from that LP before the end of the programme, cause I rather like it, I must admit. It's also the kind of record which gets people writing in to say 'I shall never listen to your programme again!' ... that kind of thing... and in a rather perverse way I enjoy that, which is why there's only about twenty of us left. We have a secret handshake and a tie and everything. We can recognize each other in the street.

And Kay wrote to me from Bielefeld, where he or she is stationed. He or she or uncommited, I don't know.

And this is from Section 25. I have to warn you that this copy of the record is pressed off centre. In fact all of the copies of the record that I've got are pressed off centre, and I've got four copies of it, cause they sent me a new one each time I complained that they were pressed off centre, and the new one was always pressed off centre. So this is for Micky who, if the postcard he sent me is to be believed, lives in the middle of a field, and he'll probably appreciate a record that's pressed off centre.

This is for Monty, who wanted something by Crass for Angelica, which I thought was stuff you put on top of cakes, but in this case it seems to be a person.

My day started off particularly well with a phonecall from Richard in Germany who told me, he says 'Do you want any wine? My father owns a vineyard.' Owns a vineyard??!! So I said 'Next time I come to Germany I shall come and stay with you - probably for several years'.
(plays a record)
I'm always very pleased to get letters or indeed phonecalls from anybody whose family own vineyards - or Mercedes Benz dealerships, or, because I have so many children, a toilet paper factory as well, if you want to get in touch.

Well I'm rather reluctant to get into more deeply military requests after all the mess I made with that 'S.T.A.G.O.N.' business earlier on. Simon says I still got it wrong, after what he said to me I misinterpreted it or something. Who really cares? I mean you all know what 'bobbies' mean, yet in our house if you said the word 'bobbies' people would fall over.

Somebody has sent me, for which I'm extremely grateful, a postcard which actually's got water in it. I mean it's got liked a sealed... do you hear the water splashing about? That's a postcard! Actually's got a bit of the North Sea in it apparently, a picture of a trawler or something like that. It's probably full of disease, too, if it bursts it'll probably kill the whole of central London.


*looks*
(after Violent Femmes’ 'Ugly' which ends with the singer shouting 'You're so ugly' repeatedly) - Oh I don't know, with the light from behind and a polythene bag over my head I can look quite arresting.

The people you don't actually know and who don't know you...when you turn up, and of course they're expecting you to look like one of Echo & The Bunnymen or something like that, and when you turn up looking like Echo & The Bunnymen's dad who hasn't been well for very many years, one can almost sense... the disappointment is almost tangible you know, which is why I tend to lurk here in the studios and not venture forth. It's like the 'Elephant Man' you know, bag over the head, that kind of stuff.

I've chosen to go to Portugal in the week of the Milk Cup final, so I shall be lying motionless in the sun like a beached whale while the lads are battling at Wembley.

They go on a great a length, I mean obviously to get their record played, but go on a great length about my sexy voice and so on, and of course that's one of the reasons why I don't travel very often, cause you always find... you gonna turn up somewhere, as I was when I first went to Berlin, and... people are gonna expect someone like Simon LeBon of Duran Duran to get off the plane, and when somebody who looks like Simon LeBon's uncle who had the unsuccessful operation gets off the plane... quite clearly, you see a lot of crestfallen folk, and it's more than I can stand frankly. And I just had another look at the letter that I mentioned before, and it says on the other side of it 'Would you please send us a photograph'. I've found actually, over the years, that it's best not to do this, because then you never hear from the people again and they stop listening, and quite often go into...you know, take holy orders, or go and start a new life in Papua New Guinea, and I think it's preferable if they don't do this.

One of the highpoints of my weekend in Berlin was the Atonal-Festival, and we weren't there for very long, it was just a lot of people shrieking really, banging instruments in a rather random fashion... But a young woman there did seem to show some kind of vague sexual interest in me, and like twenty years ago I should've been most gratified by this and probably tried to do something about it. But of course when you've deteriorated to the point that I've deteriorated to, you become a little uneasy. And I wondered, like, is she a dedicated sociologist who is prepared to stop at nothing to support some half-baked theory she has, or is she smashed out of her head, or is she just plain mad. And I rather suspect that she was smashed out of her head, because trying to get off with me is roughly equivalent to eating all of your meals out of wastebins.

I'm back from Crete, a gorgeous golden brown. If you could see me I'm sure you would want to dance around me.

As I mentioned before I never get invited to parties, and this is probably a good thing, because I'm the kind of bloke who ends up doing all the washing-up in rather a sulky fashion while everybody else gets undressed. I did once go to an orgy, but it was deeply embarrassing, because I haven't really got the figure for orgies and I had to sit there, pretending to be asleep for about four or five hours, while everybody else got on with it. Not for me at all.

*health*
This week, as with most weeks actually, I'm feeling terrible, but obviously the show goes on, and I put on a brave face and things, but I always feel ill, and I've always attributed this to the fact that I just work to hard really. I'm the classic kind of bloke who drops dead, and I was just discussing this with Simon, and he said 'Have you ever thought of glandula fever?' in much the same way as you might say 'Have you ever thought about the glass-topped coffee-table?' And so I shall have to look into the symptoms of that and perhaps by next week I'll have developed it, who can possibly say. What a little ray of sunshine he is for sure.

While it was going on my gums started bleeding. I'm not exactly sure what the significance of this is, perhaps it's the prelude to a religious experience. I certainly hope not.

Why am I laughing? I don't know... it's incipient madness, that's what it is. I'm quite looking forward to that actually, as I drift into an unattractive middle-age. I quite like the idea of waking up one morning quite plainly mad, I mean not dangerously mad, but just mad enough to be sent off somewhere where I can just sit and watch television and eat Indian meals for the rest of my life. I should be entirely happy doing that. You know, just waking up one morning imagening that you're something like an umbrella stand or something like that, and I find it quite an attractive prospect, I must say.


*records*
(Sizzler: 'Rat Race') - Well, me too, at times, I have to admit, I'm a victim of the pressures of modern life. I know that one of these days something's going to snap in my head and I'll start imagening that I'm a two and a half mile section of the East Langs Road or something - or Phil Collins, whichever is the least interesting.

(XXOO: 'How will I know when I'm really in love ?') - Your hat will fall off. I thought everybody knew that.

(Brilliant: 'Scream Like an Angel') - How do these people know what an angel screams like? Answer me that. On one side of a paper only.

(Hugh Griffith: 'Chant Down Babylon') - Well at our house, before we go to bed every night, we always chant down Babylon for five or ten minutes, and yet it's still there in the morning.

(In Excelsis: 'Carnival of Damocles') - I'm not entirely sure Damocles was the kind of chap who went to Carnivals much, but that's the title of it.

(A Certain Ratio: 'I Need Someone Tonight') - Ah, I do like a deeply meaningful lyric, although I suppose if you need someone tonight, it is a meaningful lyric.

(Sisters of Mercy: 'Temple of Love') - I think that if I found myself in any temple of love I should just lie down on the pews and have a bit of a sleep. That comes with age.

(The The: 'This Sinking Feeling') - That's The The and on the record it says 'With every kick in the face and every hurdle you pass the rewards get greater.' and if you've been passing hurdles you should see your doctor as soon as you possibly can.

(Kukl: 'Songull') - Now this is... talk about not being able to pronounce things, I'm in real trouble with this next one, because the name of the band... well it's spelt K U K L. Now how would you pronounce that? I mean given that it's some kind of nordic language that you're not entirely familiar with. Well I checked around a bit, with people who know the band and they said, well, it's pronounced 'Curcle'. So I said 'Curcle', I mean that seems, you know, feasible... daft, but feasible... so K U K L, Curcle, so I went ahead and that's what I said when I did a radio programme featuring this domestically, and a member of the band phoned up and said 'No, it's not Curcle at all, it's...' he didn't say it like this at all but he said '... it's pronounced Krchk'. And I said, well how can it be pronounced Krchk, I said, cause there's no 'R' in it... there's an 'L'... and the 'L' is at the end, you know, all that kind of thing. Anyway, he says it's Krchk, so this is Krchk, and frankly the title of the piece I have no intention at all of trying to pronounce, it's spelt S O N G U L L and it's almost certainly pronounced 'Lester'. (plays the record)
That's Kukl, pronounced Krchk and this is John Peel's Music, pronounced “Excuse me, but isn't that my ladder?”

(The Ruts: 'In a Rut') - I think it's fair to say that modern music is back in that rut again, actually, lots of beautiful youths in meaningful trousers.

(Vex: 'Sanctuary') - That's Vex and on the back of the sleeve it says 'four individuals with no set ideals making music to provoke thought' - and the thought which most immediately comes to me is that it's almost time that we've had enough records like that.

(Daniel Ponce: 'Bastardo Cuentos') - The name of the next artiste appears to be Daniel Ponce but it's actually pronounced, I think, Pon-che, and the track itself is called Bastardo Cuentos which translates approximately as 'Oh no, not another spanish referee'.


*about jamaican pre-releases (on recycled vinyl)*
…pressed on Weetabix...

…with real hazelnuts...

As you can tell, somebody has gone over that with the old Black & Decker sander just to give it that authentic feel.

It may not have done full justice to that expensive tuner you just bought, but it's a great record.


*about loud or 'difficult' records*
Well I expect they love their mothers.

Aren't you glad they don't rehearse next to you?

Well I'm glad I'm not their postman.

I don't think I shall be inviting them to my birthday party. They are the kind of people who park their vans so that nobody else could get in or out.

They sound like somebody's given a good kicking - set to music.

*miscellaneous*
With that record he has qualified for the immortal soul.

We're coming up to exam results, you see, for our William, and he's got to get a certain number of passes at A level in order to get into university and do the thing that he wants to do, which is archeology, and in the way that fathers do, I insist that the main reason he wants to do archeology is because he's got it in his head that this means that he can lie virtually motionless for days on end in the accumulated filth of centuries, so he won't have to change his lifestyle particularly.

Rip, Rig & Panic have in fact broken up, because some of them live across the road from my mum. Not that they've told me that they've broken up but I can see them in there and they look broken up.

Really needs to be played loud enough to start a civil defence alert...

The musical equivalent to those children's TV programmes where you make a model of the Battersea power station out of egg-boxes.

It's called 'Another Black Friday' and the press of it has been good as far as I can tell: 'the best production at the present time','"a rise to new musical directions', 'a brilliant fusion of body and brain' ... I don't know, that sounds like a motorcycle accident.

This is a record by Ledernacken, which can't surely mean what I think it means.

'Party Line' by Abbreviated Sealing, and of course whenever I criticize the name of a band somebody will write in and say “Of course what you don't realize is that it's a quote from Jean Jacques Pissoir's ‘Vortex - A Threnody”, and it may well be so.

That's Stump and that's another track in the forthcoming Peel Sessions EP series, if you see what I mean. It's not quite that but I'm not gonna try and reconstruct the sentence in front of you.

Arno Matthias (Arnie Matthews), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

That was exceptionally fantastic. Must have taken ages to transcribe, as well. Many thanks for bothering!

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 07:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

Thanks for reviving as well - every time it happens I read the whole thread again.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 08:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

pip.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 08:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

Arno, thanks for the many many classics.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 08:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

that made my lunch break--many thanks Arno!

patita (patita), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 17:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

Well, I'm happy to share my memories - here's another one. Not John's exact words, but you get the idea:

I don't like encores. It's like, if you see a great painting, you don't want an extra bit painted on the side.

Some of you might want to look at or contribute to Wikiquote at
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Peel

Arno Matthias (Arnie Matthews), Sunday, 3 September 2006 15:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

A member of "The Dawn Parade" is now immortalised.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 10:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

Hi mark grout,

I'm terribly sorry but I couldn't make any sense out of your last two postings. Could you please spell it out for me?

Thanks a lot
Senior Aircraftsman 2nd Lieutenant Arnie Matthews (this is the name John gave me to 'impersonate' a member of the Brith Forces in Germany)

Arno Matthias (Arnie Matthews), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

pip : I bump up the thread for people to peruse.

Dawn Patrol: From the Wiki link.
Quotes About John Peel
Can't believe they gave that greatest Briton shit to Churchill when there's a man among us who still plays Half Man Half Biscuit on the taxpayer's buck.
A member of The Dawn Parade

And how is the weather in Station 1-2 right now?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

.. which is a reference to the old "family Favourites" that used to run on Radio 2 on Sunday afternoons, etc keep up etc.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

four months pass...
There was one particular evening around 1982 when Peelie featured poems by the Scottish poet Ivor Cutler and a session by German industrial band Einsteurzende Neubauten. I've been a lifelong fan of both artists from this single broadcast which I taped and played over many times.

He did a brilliant transition from Ivor Cutler's surreal 'My Darling' straight into 'Kango Licht' by E.N. with the comment "Well if that was an example of Ivor Cutler's reality, just imagine what his dreams must be like".

Later in the program, after playing the second (and last) session track by E.N called 'Sehnsucht' he said "That was the second track of our Neubauten session. I only wish they'd recorded a few more for us, although I imagine they spent a great deal of their time in our studio brooding".

Loved it John.

Simon Reboul (reboul), Sunday, 21 January 2007 09:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

That's tops, man. Thanks for sharing.

White Dopes on Punk (Bimble...), Sunday, 21 January 2007 09:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

Love all this folks! I do think JPs columns for Sounds, the Observer and Radio Times ought to be anthologised. He wrote for RT for years, always very funny indeed. Is somebody already doing this?

Joan Firwell (Jaboblas), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

I only met the great man once, but that was enough. The tale started many years before when i had emailed John regarding a track he had played many years before but had never left my conciousness. The track was 'The Sound of Worms' by a certain Tony Burello. My e-mail asked a) did he remember the track and b) where i might be able to get a copy of said record. A few days later i received a mail from john@hometruths, it never registered with me automatically that it was indeed his Peelness but when i read it i put the 2 together. He replied by saying that he did remember the track but could not remember who had recorded it, but that if he found it in his collection he would send me his copy..I was bowled over, stunned and amazed. Would I, me, be the proud owner of a disc form John Peels private collection, and not just any disc but The Sound of Worms.

I never heard anything back. But receiving that e-mail was like winning a trophy, i was honoured.

Fast forward 3 years and John is playing at the Triptych Festival in Glasgow as part of a showcase with Pan Sonic, Wire, Irmin Schmidt and a few others. I arrived and went to the bar, there was music playing in the bar area and i look over to see John Peel standing, record in hand, no more than 10ft away, he played a cracking dub reggae number, and a smile played accross my face. All the while i can hear Pan Sonic destroying the place in the main hall, half of me wants to stay and pray at the altar of Peel, the other half wants to go and twitch to the brutal frequencies of Pan Sonic. I hurry to catch them. Pan Sonic end a brilliant set and at the back of the hall the soundboard and some decks are set up , it is then that i notice John lurking about the decks, oh yes. As soon as Pan Sonic fin(n)ish, John plays 'Love will tear us apart', and it sounded immense, the sound system in the hall was superb and it was a pretty big space. I took this opportunity to go and speak to the man himself. As the records are playinh John lounges to one side, no scratching, no dicking about with the eq's, no looking intense and no gay flourishes. I walk to the barrier and he comes over for a chat, i shake his hand and i simply say 'The Sound of Worms'. 'Tony Burello', he says immediately, he remembered!! For a brief moment i thought he was gonna produce the record and present it to me. To be fair i think that would have been too much to take and I may well have fainted. We chatted for a minute or so, about what i cannot remember, but it hardly matters. He was accomodating and polite and i imagine would have been happy to talk about wine and music all evening.

He went on to play a brilliant set, very much like one of his shows, some hardcore techno, an amazing samba track that got faster and faster and a whole load of brillant tracks. In the end he finished up to great applause and Schmidt came on and dj'd a whole load of Can tracks that sounded incredible in the big hall..

All in all a brilliant night, but there is no time to be sad, John Peel will live forever.

neonmeatedream, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

he made a lot of people very very happy, which is an amazing skill in of itself.

stevie, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

This is one of my favorite threads on ILM.

Mark, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:32 (six years ago) Permalink

I just read this from start to finish, every single Peel quote in his voice in my head. Wonderful wonderful stuff.

ailsa, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:34 (six years ago) Permalink

Kat's Karavan is on Spotify, there are a bunch of Peel quotes inserted inbetween some of the tracks...

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 21:32 (six years ago) Permalink

if that doesn't get to number one then i'm gonna come and break windin your kitchen

jumpskins, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 21:43 (six years ago) Permalink

five years pass...

Hello=Re John Peel quotes, im looking for This one fades in, or this one starts quietly< does anyone know where i might find links? thanks Neil.

Neil Mac, Sunday, 15 May 2016 12:44 (one year ago) Permalink


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