You have been chosen to speak for the Entirety of the West to Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda. There is a stipulation: The only communication you are allowed to pass onto the man is a solitary album. Wh

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I think this would do the trick.....


Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Weirdly, inexplicably offensive thread.

But anything by Gary Davis.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

there is a certain range of frequencies that make people sick upon hearing, and i think there is a john zorn album with that sound recorded.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

frank zappa - sheik yerbouti

Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Teaser And The Fire Cat - Cat Stevens

PT, Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:54 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Osama, thy work is done, go home with a lime phosphate and a virgin:

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:09 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Alternately: Lay down your arms, sheikh, for among us are they who like you are hiding, and we are all as one skin:

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:11 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Alternately: FOAD, douche.

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:16 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Or just let him know that Saxon's got some good twin-guitar riffs:

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:17 (twelve years ago) Permalink

no mention of muslimgauze yet? is that only b/c ned hasn't shown up yet?

i'd seriously contemplate just going to a record store, picking up a random house/glitch/IDM/whatever cd, and sending it to al qaeda or bin laden. b/c i think that they'd have NO FUCKING IDEA what to make of such a thing.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:25 (twelve years ago) Permalink

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:27 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Not one, but four FIFH albums: Ian, you have rocked my world tonight.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:33 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Kenny G Gets Political

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:56 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Ian it must be the entire Jandek cataloge in order.

brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:28 (twelve years ago) Permalink

or if that fails

brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:32 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Nothing. We deserve to burn.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:33 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:09 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I think I used to own a copy of that. I don't remember what happened to it.

Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:10 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Bubble Gum, Lemonade & Something for Mama by Mama Cass.

Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:18 (twelve years ago) Permalink

2 live crew - as nasty as they wanna be

peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:20 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Aaron wrote:
there is a certain range of frequencies that make people sick upon hearing, and i think there is a john zorn album with that sound recorded.

I think you're referring to Kristallnacht. The liner notes mention high frequencies being used in "Never Again" which may cause discomfort. I wouldn't go so far as to say that it makes you feel sick, but it is a really devastating song - probably one of the most powerful (and emotional) experimental songs I've heard. But, to stay on topic, I don't think OBL would even get past the cover art:

Ernest P. (ernestp), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:28 (twelve years ago) Permalink

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

It's obvious - Bat out of Hell - by which OBL recognises that paradise lies by the dashbaord light, not with 786 virgins in the afterworld, shrugs his sholders, intones that two out of three towers of the infidel ain't bad and rides off on his motorcycle, like a sinner before the gates of heaven.

queen Gone when the morning comes, Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:58 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Why is this thread offensive again?

Osama, bro, step into the Lizzounge!

Neb Reyob (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:18 (twelve years ago) Permalink


Featuring Curtis Mayfield's "(Don't Worry) If There's a Hell Below, We're All Going to Go". ANY record with that song would be appropriate; the title of this soundtrack is mere icing on the cake.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:27 (twelve years ago) Permalink

that one crazy-ass techno album that's made entirely of surgery noises. You know the one I'm talking about, don't you?

Unknown User, Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:29 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Matmos' "A Cut is a Chance to Cure," you mean?

Neb Reyob (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:32 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Something by I Am The World Trade Center surely?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:33 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Yes Neb.

Unknown User, Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:34 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Mr Bungle - Disco Volante?

Thea (Thea), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:03 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I wouldn't wish Mr Bungle on my worst enemy, much less Osama.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:04 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Osama and his ilk are clearly Carpenters fans.

Evanston Wade (EWW), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:32 (twelve years ago) Permalink

>>I wouldn't wish Mr Bungle on my worst enemy, much less Osama.<<

Oh c'mon "Desert Search for Techno Allah" is a great song. Otherwise, yes I am not a fan.

Thea (Thea), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

no mention of muslimgauze yet? is that only b/c ned hasn't shown up yet?

?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:50 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works Vol.2

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

twelve years pass...

simpler times

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 17 April 2017 13:45 (one week ago) Permalink

In the "simple jack" sense, yeah

briscall stool chart (wins), Monday, 17 April 2017 13:48 (one week ago) Permalink


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