Fred Durst reminds us it's all about the nookie, bro.

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Batman
By Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson

i am amazed at the things i see and hear in the news about our world. i feel like i am in a bad robocop movie. the headlines seem seem so unreal. the chaos and decay of a species unfolding before our very eyes. the rise and fall of human beings is being written in real time. this won't be a vicious cycle that continues on a path way to the righteous world. we are seeing and suffering through the beginning of the apocalypse. how long it will drag out is a mystery. it is such a terrible thought to put out there, but it sure seems like reality through my eyes. in many ways it makes me appreciate life in general. having a somewhat normal day or what may seem as a normal day is something i don't want to take for granite anymore. simple things like sitting in the sun and hearing birds, cars, airplanes, and voices filling the air while your whole world revolves around that particular moment. the frustrations and troubles we weigh ourselves down with can become transparent in such a simple moment. to think that this could no longer exist for me and doesn't exist anymore for so many people in the world is absolutely horrifying. maybe i am being sensitive, something i have always been, but i am sitting here in one of the moments in my backyard watching my son run around in diapers and little itty bitty sneakers. he is so innocent. he didn't ask to be brought into the world. it happened because it was meant to be. now he is going on three years existing and will be confronted with the bullshit today's world has to offer and will be a relevant part of what tomorrow's world has to offer if there even is one. the kidnappings, the war, the abuse, the problems, the gossip, the trash, the hate, the crimes, the ass holes, the idiots, the icons, the standards, the practices, the papers, the shows, the music, the technology, the noise, the economy, the role models, the peers, the corruption, the conspiracies, and the lack of humanity are what we see today. what will we see tomorrow? will we see tomorrow?

jubal harshaw (jube), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

emphasis mine.

loving this goddamn secret machines record, btw.

jubal harshaw (jube), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

take for granite?

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Batman
By Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson

Star Wars, by Mark Hamill

Pulp Fiction, by John Travolta

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the frustrations and troubles we weigh ourselves down with can become transparent in such a simple moment

simple moments are the best moments

dleone (dleone), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Fight Club, by Brad Pitt, Ed Norton

Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Armageddon, by Ben Affleck

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Armageddon It" by Def Leppard

dleone (dleone), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"Helter Skelter" by U2

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"the kidnappings, the war, the abuse, the problems, the gossip, the trash, the hate, the crimes, the ass holes, the idiots, the icons, the standards, the practices, the papers, the shows, the music, the technology, the noise, the economy, the role models, the peers, the corruption, the conspiracies"

Fred's not REALLY into all these bands -- he's just frontin' to make indie-types like him more.

briania (briania), Friday, 21 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

There are at least three real bands in that list too!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Corruption" -- is that one taken?

briania (briania), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody shoot this piece of shit.

Lawrence Tierney, Friday, 21 May 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

for some reason the phrase 'bad robocop movie' really resonated with me.
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/robocop-3/robocop-3-poster02.jpg

jubal harshaw (jube), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

the chaos! the corruption! the civil war!

dleone (dleone), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

'maybe i am being sensitive, something i have always been'

KEEP ON ROLLIN BAYBEY YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog flavoured Water

musings of a sensitive soul

de, Friday, 21 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water
By Electricity, Testosterone

jubal harshaw (jube), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The fish are in the barrel folks, no need for dynamite.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone better get Slim Pickens on the horn before he opens the cargo hatch, then.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Forks is OTM, but with our Fred, the supply of fish is almost infinite.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the panic, the vomit!

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like another miracle on the shores of Galilee -- sorta.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Instead of wine, there's heineken.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Fred's definitely created a "loaf" or two!

briania (briania), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

the horror...the horror.....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, seriously, you people make fun....but think about how much we're going to miss Fred when he's gone! man's fucking comedy gold....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, seriously, will we see tommorow?

jubal harshaw (jube), Friday, 21 May 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

makes you think dunnit.

de, Friday, 21 May 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'all crackin' on FD are just a bunch of ass holes.

briania (briania), Friday, 21 May 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Puddle O FuDd

sexyDancer, Friday, 21 May 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

:- 0

..., Friday, 21 May 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Also, seriously, you people make fun....but think about how much we're going to miss Fred when he's gone! man's fucking comedy gold...."

I suppose that's true, I mean every superhero needs an arch-nemisis right?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i think he meant 'will we see the day after tomorrow?'

keith m (keithmcl), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

by dennis quaid

keith m (keithmcl), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo, Fred...do a few bongs and ponder the fact that we can never see tomorrow, we can only see tomorrow when it is today. Dude!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 22 May 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I could swear it said "chads" on that Robocop poster...

Stupid (Stupid), Saturday, 22 May 2004 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/02/austin-texas-waste-services-department-meets-fred-durst.php?ref=fpb

Austin, Texas is looking for a new name for its Solid Waste Services Department, something that "better reflects all of the services the department provides."

So who better to ask than the good people of Austin -- or, better yet, the entire population of the Internet? The department has put it to an online vote, and the leader, by a huge margin is "The Fred Durst Society of the Humanities and Arts." The FDSHA has garnered more than 25,000 votes. The runner up, the "Department of Neat and Clean" has just under 2,000 votes. In a distant third is "Ministry of Filth."

Kyle Hentges, 24, who has lived in Austin for just seven months, told TPM he submitted the idea as a result of "insomnia and boredom." He feels Limp Bizkit is worthy of being associated with waste services.

"I guess you could say i did it for the nookie," Hentges said in a joking reference to Limp Bizkit's first single. Spoiler alert: he's not actually a Limp Bizkit fan.

Jennifer Herber, the public information officer for Austin's Solid Wastes Services, told TPM the search for a new name fits in with other initiatives the department is looking to achieve, including a "zero waste goal.

The indie rocker is the modern hippie, and the internet is his LSD (herb albert), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

keep pollin pollin pollin

markers, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

unfrozen caveman Durst

http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/CP-Limp-Bizkit_by-Erik-Hess_05-14-13_19.jpg

random access mammaries (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

seven years pass...

we are all fred these days

Left, Saturday, 12 December 2020 22:35 (five years ago)

four years pass...

another smanger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9tcZjkWZM

frogbs, Thursday, 10 July 2025 19:15 (ten months ago)


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