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Which do you think is the funniest song title (the song itself doesn't have to be funny). My vote goes to:

The Smiths - "Some girls are bigger than others"

― daavid, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

Anal Cunt to thread

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

led zep - d'yer maker

('are you being sarcastic dude?' (sigh) 'i don't even know anymore')

― pete s, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

Swamp Dogg ownz this

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

DON CAB

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:22 (9 years ago) Permalink

I like:
"Dad There's a Little Phrase Called Too Much Information" by Out Hud
"The Half Eaten Sausage Will See You in His Office Now" by The Locust
"Details on How to get Iceman on Your License Plate" by Don Caballero

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

"She Fucks Me" by Ween comes to mind.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

"she's like the wind" by Dirty Dancer boy whatsisface (because obv. "she" BLOWS!)

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

Nerf Herder - "Jerked Up Into My Sock"

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

PATRICK SWAYZE is his name!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

Vangelis Again - the fucking champs

― mcphee, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

Prosthetic Cunt - Fucking Your Daughter With a Frozen Vomit Stick

But I also love

Rowlf - I've Never Harmed An Onion, So Why Should They Make Me Cry?

― Roger T (Roger T), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

"If This Gun Were Real, I Could Shoot You and Sleep in the Big Bed with Mommy" by the Happy Flowers is far and away my very favorite.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Celtic Frosted Flakes"

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

Other great titles by the Happy Flowers:

"If It were Broken, You'd be Screaming"
"Stop Touching My Food"
"Unhappy Meal"
"There's a Soft Spot on the Baby's Head"
"Let's Eat the Baby (Like My Gerbils Did)"
"Charlie Said the F-Word Again"
"Mom & Dad Like the Baby More than Me"
"I'm First on the Swing!"
"The Vaccum Ate Timmy!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

I HATE FRAGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

I used to think "Good Mourning" by Megadeth was pretty damn funny....intentionally or not.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

Killed By Death - Motorhead

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

I really wish the title to the Fishbone song with the chorus "may your dog's colon be familiar with the warmth of your breath" was that instead of just "Warmth of Your Breath".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

Bootylicious.

Still.

― Joseph McCombs, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Binge"

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

"I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas" -- Butthole Surfers

― rainman (rainman), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

GG Allen - Suck My Ass It Smells

― Dude (The Yellow Dart), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

After the blow job (life is easy) -Horse Cock Kids

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

Death by Stereo:

"I Wouldn't Piss in Your Ear if Your Brain was on Fire"

"You're a Bullshit Salesman with a Mouthful of Samples"

"Wake Up, You're Dead"

Not saying I like 'em, but ...

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

Smudge - "Mike Love not war"

― gas coin, Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Mermen - To be Naked and French is Always Hard

― eleki-san (eleki-san), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

"I Invented the Moonwalk (And the Pencil Sharpener)"

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

"No I Don't Want to Do a Split Seven-Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band" by Anal Cunt

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

Come on guys. This is turning into the "Most disgustingly revolting song title ever" thread

― daavid, Thursday, 19 February 2004 02:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

OK, so to be different:

"24 hour Garage people"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

'i met a man who spoke like an UCCA form'
'i love you little bobo with your delicate golden lions'
'Into the valley of death rode the six hundred shouting "dig it" '
'A (dog found a stick in the park with such magical powers that a bark caused a marvelous pie to drop out of the sky and the doggy would grin like a shark)'

all by the depp freeze mice

― zappi (joni), Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

depp = deep

― zappi (joni), Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

Mclusky - The world loves us and is our bitch

― hmmm, Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Christian Metal = Nazi Reggae" - Swallowing Shit

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

"I Wouldn't Piss in Your Ear if Your Brain was on Fire"

"You're a Bullshit Salesman with a Mouthful of Samples"

These are so brilliant that I'm going to have to go buy the album without even hearing it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 February 2004 14:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

Happy Flowers: "Mom, I gave the cat some acid" and "If this gun were real, I could shoot you and sleep in the big bed with Mommy"

― BrianB (BrianB), Thursday, 19 February 2004 14:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

Scroll up, Brian.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 February 2004 15:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oops. My bad again. You're the flashing red lights in my rear-view mirror today Alex.

― BrianB (BrianB), Thursday, 19 February 2004 15:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hatfield and the North - "Going up to people and tinkling"

― Michael Dubsky, Thursday, 19 February 2004 15:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Suicide pact, you first" - Therapy

― winterland, Thursday, 19 February 2004 17:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

'It Sucks to be Fucked by Jesus' - Schlong
'Dickie Davies Eyes' - Half Man Half Biscuit

― mmmmsalt (Graeme), Thursday, 19 February 2004 17:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

most everything ever recorded and released by Sockeye and Killdozer

― Stephen Boyle (SBoyle), Thursday, 19 February 2004 19:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

Ballboy - I wonder if you're drunk enough to sleep with me tonight
Belle and Sebastian - Judy is a dick slap
Cannibal Corpse - I cum blood

― brian patrick (brian patrick), Thursday, 19 February 2004 20:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

yes--Sockeye's "Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuckin' Shit" is right up there, ditto for "90 Story Building Drowning in Cum."

They're also responsible for the most un-follow-up-able beginning of a song ever: "There is a house in New Orleans/It's called your testicles..."

― Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 19 February 2004 20:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

The Fucking Champs - I Love the Spirit World and I Love Your Father
McLusky - Undress for Success
Kissing You is Like Licking an Ashtray - Curl Up And Die

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, that last one was meant to be Curl Up and Die - Kissing you is Like Licking an Ashtray, not the reverse.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

The Fall, British People in Hot Weather

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

also see godheadsilo: Home Crap Home, Time to Feed the Pythons, Relationshit, You're Fighting Me Now

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Some country tunes called "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life"!!!!!!!

Even better, it's a by a bloke called Bobby Bare!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

In fact, there's a lot of bizzare song titles in country music!!!! (My fave in that list is "Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)"!!!!!)

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

He missed this one thou (another real song!): I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

― Roger T (Roger T), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

Only 2 HMHB titles. I like HMHB and their gentle British humour so

"(Seen By My Mates Coming Out Of A) Styx Gig"

and I also like "Floreat Inertia".

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Mandate My Ass" from a New Beat compilation, can't remember the artist.
"The Beaver Destroys Forests" Alien Sex Fiend

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 February 2004 16:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

Shut your eyes and stick a pin on the back of a Half Man Half Biscuit album for further titles.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 February 2004 16:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

1 Speed Bike: "Any Movement That Forgets About Class is a Bowel Movement"

― Eve Atley (Kilbey1), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

Cornflake Girl

Actually, that's stupid

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Orienteering Is Fucking Shit"

I think it was Cassetteboy. Something to do with the Noodles Foundation, anyway.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Maybe Partying Will Help," The Minutemen.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Grown Men Don't Just Fall In The River Like That"

― the impossible shortest special path! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Let's Loot the Supermarket"
"Let's Loot the Supermarket Again Like We Did Last Summer"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 17 April 2004 08:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

8 years pass...

"How Can I Love You (If You Won't Lie Down)", Silver Jews

― alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:15 (6 months ago) Permalink

"Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess" - HMHB

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:18 (6 months ago) Permalink

"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"

― LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:23 (6 months ago) Permalink

A Nice Time I Cat
My Own Face is F Word
The House I Was Isn't My Girlfriends Porsche
I'm So Gay with the Boner
Shit Slowly Applied on Cock Parts
I Will Always Have Juice Today

-Dan Deacon

― spazzmatazz, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:38 (6 months ago) Permalink

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