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Which do you think is the funniest song title (the song itself doesn't have to be funny). My vote goes to:

The Smiths - "Some girls are bigger than others"

― daavid, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

Anal Cunt to thread

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

led zep - d'yer maker

('are you being sarcastic dude?' (sigh) 'i don't even know anymore')

― pete s, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

Swamp Dogg ownz this

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

DON CAB

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

I like:
"Dad There's a Little Phrase Called Too Much Information" by Out Hud
"The Half Eaten Sausage Will See You in His Office Now" by The Locust
"Details on How to get Iceman on Your License Plate" by Don Caballero

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

"She Fucks Me" by Ween comes to mind.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

"she's like the wind" by Dirty Dancer boy whatsisface (because obv. "she" BLOWS!)

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

Nerf Herder - "Jerked Up Into My Sock"

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

PATRICK SWAYZE is his name!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago) link

Vangelis Again - the fucking champs

― mcphee, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

Prosthetic Cunt - Fucking Your Daughter With a Frozen Vomit Stick

But I also love

Rowlf - I've Never Harmed An Onion, So Why Should They Make Me Cry?

― Roger T (Roger T), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

"If This Gun Were Real, I Could Shoot You and Sleep in the Big Bed with Mommy" by the Happy Flowers is far and away my very favorite.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

"Celtic Frosted Flakes"

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago) link

Other great titles by the Happy Flowers:

"If It were Broken, You'd be Screaming"
"Stop Touching My Food"
"Unhappy Meal"
"There's a Soft Spot on the Baby's Head"
"Let's Eat the Baby (Like My Gerbils Did)"
"Charlie Said the F-Word Again"
"Mom & Dad Like the Baby More than Me"
"I'm First on the Swing!"
"The Vaccum Ate Timmy!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago) link

I HATE FRAGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

I used to think "Good Mourning" by Megadeth was pretty damn funny....intentionally or not.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

Killed By Death - Motorhead

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

I really wish the title to the Fishbone song with the chorus "may your dog's colon be familiar with the warmth of your breath" was that instead of just "Warmth of Your Breath".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

Bootylicious.

Still.

― Joseph McCombs, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

"Binge"

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

"I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas" -- Butthole Surfers

― rainman (rainman), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

GG Allen - Suck My Ass It Smells

― Dude (The Yellow Dart), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

After the blow job (life is easy) -Horse Cock Kids

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

Death by Stereo:

"I Wouldn't Piss in Your Ear if Your Brain was on Fire"

"You're a Bullshit Salesman with a Mouthful of Samples"

"Wake Up, You're Dead"

Not saying I like 'em, but ...

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

Smudge - "Mike Love not war"

― gas coin, Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago) link

Mermen - To be Naked and French is Always Hard

― eleki-san (eleki-san), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

"I Invented the Moonwalk (And the Pencil Sharpener)"

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

"No I Don't Want to Do a Split Seven-Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band" by Anal Cunt

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago) link

Come on guys. This is turning into the "Most disgustingly revolting song title ever" thread

― daavid, Thursday, 19 February 2004 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

OK, so to be different:

"24 hour Garage people"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:34 (twenty years ago) link

'i met a man who spoke like an UCCA form'
'i love you little bobo with your delicate golden lions'
'Into the valley of death rode the six hundred shouting "dig it" '
'A (dog found a stick in the park with such magical powers that a bark caused a marvelous pie to drop out of the sky and the doggy would grin like a shark)'

all by the depp freeze mice

― zappi (joni), Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:45 (twenty years ago) link

depp = deep

― zappi (joni), Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:45 (twenty years ago) link

Mclusky - The world loves us and is our bitch

― hmmm, Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:48 (twenty years ago) link

"Christian Metal = Nazi Reggae" - Swallowing Shit

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 February 2004 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

"I Wouldn't Piss in Your Ear if Your Brain was on Fire"

"You're a Bullshit Salesman with a Mouthful of Samples"

These are so brilliant that I'm going to have to go buy the album without even hearing it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 February 2004 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

Happy Flowers: "Mom, I gave the cat some acid" and "If this gun were real, I could shoot you and sleep in the big bed with Mommy"

― BrianB (BrianB), Thursday, 19 February 2004 14:57 (twenty years ago) link

Scroll up, Brian.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 February 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

Oops. My bad again. You're the flashing red lights in my rear-view mirror today Alex.

― BrianB (BrianB), Thursday, 19 February 2004 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

Hatfield and the North - "Going up to people and tinkling"

― Michael Dubsky, Thursday, 19 February 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

"Suicide pact, you first" - Therapy

― winterland, Thursday, 19 February 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

'It Sucks to be Fucked by Jesus' - Schlong
'Dickie Davies Eyes' - Half Man Half Biscuit

― mmmmsalt (Graeme), Thursday, 19 February 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

most everything ever recorded and released by Sockeye and Killdozer

― Stephen Boyle (SBoyle), Thursday, 19 February 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

Ballboy - I wonder if you're drunk enough to sleep with me tonight
Belle and Sebastian - Judy is a dick slap
Cannibal Corpse - I cum blood

― brian patrick (brian patrick), Thursday, 19 February 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

yes--Sockeye's "Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuckin' Shit" is right up there, ditto for "90 Story Building Drowning in Cum."

They're also responsible for the most un-follow-up-able beginning of a song ever: "There is a house in New Orleans/It's called your testicles..."

― Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 19 February 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

The Fucking Champs - I Love the Spirit World and I Love Your Father
McLusky - Undress for Success
Kissing You is Like Licking an Ashtray - Curl Up And Die

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry, that last one was meant to be Curl Up and Die - Kissing you is Like Licking an Ashtray, not the reverse.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 February 2004 05:10 (twenty years ago) link

The Fall, British People in Hot Weather

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:26 (twenty years ago) link

also see godheadsilo: Home Crap Home, Time to Feed the Pythons, Relationshit, You're Fighting Me Now

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:33 (twenty years ago) link

Some country tunes called "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life"!!!!!!!

Even better, it's a by a bloke called Bobby Bare!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:23 (twenty years ago) link

In fact, there's a lot of bizzare song titles in country music!!!! (My fave in that list is "Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)"!!!!!)

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:26 (twenty years ago) link

He missed this one thou (another real song!): I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

― Roger T (Roger T), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago) link

Only 2 HMHB titles. I like HMHB and their gentle British humour so

"(Seen By My Mates Coming Out Of A) Styx Gig"

and I also like "Floreat Inertia".

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:36 (twenty years ago) link

"Mandate My Ass" from a New Beat compilation, can't remember the artist.
"The Beaver Destroys Forests" Alien Sex Fiend

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 February 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

Shut your eyes and stick a pin on the back of a Half Man Half Biscuit album for further titles.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 February 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

1 Speed Bike: "Any Movement That Forgets About Class is a Bowel Movement"

― Eve Atley (Kilbey1), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

Cornflake Girl

Actually, that's stupid

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

"Orienteering Is Fucking Shit"

I think it was Cassetteboy. Something to do with the Noodles Foundation, anyway.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

"Maybe Partying Will Help," The Minutemen.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

"Grown Men Don't Just Fall In The River Like That"

― the impossible shortest special path! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

"Let's Loot the Supermarket"
"Let's Loot the Supermarket Again Like We Did Last Summer"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 17 April 2004 08:03 (twenty years ago) link

eight years pass...

"How Can I Love You (If You Won't Lie Down)", Silver Jews

― alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

"Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess" - HMHB

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"

― LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

A Nice Time I Cat
My Own Face is F Word
The House I Was Isn't My Girlfriends Porsche
I'm So Gay with the Boner
Shit Slowly Applied on Cock Parts
I Will Always Have Juice Today

-Dan Deacon

― spazzmatazz, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

this childbirth record is still among my favorite things this year, and it's certainly one of the funniest records i've ever heard. criminally overlooked imo.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

ok, lolling my ass off at I Only Fucked You As A Joke.

― how's life, Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

You're pretty good looking (for a girl)

― LimbsKing, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

my favorite is how do girls even do it?

― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

Ghost With a Boner - Diarrhea Planet

― voodoo chili, Friday, 7 March 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

"They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore" etc -- Kinky Friedman
""She Was a Living, Breathing Piece of Dirt" etc -- Eugene Chadbourne

― bodacious ignoramus, Friday, 7 March 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

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