Defend the indefensible: Bowie's Never Let Me Down

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Better than Let's Dance, I reckon, and will always have a place on my shelf because of the head-scratching cameo by my all time favorite actor Mickey Rourke. The surreal life? It get's no surreal-r.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago) link

The a-side is better than Let's Dance and Tonight.
The b-side is just as awful as Tonight.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

Not better than "Let's Dance" no. But certainly better than anything Thin Machine ever came up with. The title track is a good John Lennon pastiche.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

Mickey Rourke is the king of inexplicable cameos. If this one is half as good as Enrique's "Hero" I need to see it.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

It's his worst album. However, going to the shelf to reach for it, I found it no longer there! I mean, I never play it, but as a Bowie fanatic and collector, I wouldn't have traded it away... where is it? And do I have to buy it again?? Knowingly buying a bad album a second time is dud.

Sean (Sean), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:46 (twenty years ago) link

But certainly better than anything Thin Machine ever came up with.

You're a crack-smoker!

"Heaven's In Here," "Tin Machine" and "Under the God" all take a giant, runny dump all over Never Let Me Down.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago) link

Sean it fucking crawled away and offed itself in embarassment just like my vinyl copy did!

There is no way it's better than Let's Dance. LD might be commercial rubbish or a come down from the experimental phase, but at least the pop songs are classic pop songs. NLMD is embarassing. Except for Time Will Crawl which I love.

I've said this before elsewhere but I'm positive that when this record came out it got a lot of hype as Bowie's return to experimentalism, blah blah blah (this happens with every Bowie album now), and even was well received when it came out. Am I wrong? ON the other hand, Tin Machine got slammed by critics and it's one of his best records of the past twenty years. Oh well.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:15 (twenty years ago) link

Oh I guess my defence would be that it has Time Will Crawl on it. But that plus is negated a hundred times by Mickey Rourke rapping.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:17 (twenty years ago) link

Mickey Rourke can do no wrong. The worst Mickey Rourke movie is more entertaining that Low, Honky Dory and Station2Station put together. So there.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:27 (twenty years ago) link

The worst Mickey Rourke movie is more entertaining that Low, Honky Dory and Station2Station put together.

This is untrue.

Sean (Sean), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago) link

Deeply untrue.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

I like the idea of Honky Dory though.

LondonLee (LondonLee), Monday, 12 January 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

honky dorky

Anyway, I truly do love Never Let Me Down. I listen to it fairly often and I have boughten it three times so far. (once on CD; lost it; got it on record, then CD again.) Saying I like it is one thing but defending it is much more difficult. So, I'll just say why I like it. Bowie's vocal performances: good examples on "'87 and Cry" and "Glass Spider" (the whoa oo oo oo) He get's really emotional and has some of his best 80s style yells. Thermelodies are as melodious as ever especially on "Shining Star (Makin' My Love)." Some of the songs have a really good party feel e.g. "Day-In Day-Out", "87 and Cry", and "Time Will Crawl." I honestly think people don't really give it a chance and really listen to it before they dismiss it (It took me a while to actually like it). I bet it's the really dated production (mostly in the snare drum: sound and mix volume) that turns people off from it right away. Maybe I have some speical ability to like the so-called badness or maybe it really isn't as bad as people like to claim (or joke)

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 12 January 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago) link

But don't listen to me. My other favorite (most listened to) Bowie albums are Black Tie White Noise, Outside, Space Oddity, and anything pre-Space Oddity (esp. Forgetten Songs of David Robert Jones) and I'm starting like Hours more and more each time I listen to it. So my Bowie tastes are just really twisted.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 12 January 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

I actually take it back. Black Tie White Noise is his worst album. By far. I LIKE Never Let Me Down in comparison.

Sean (Sean), Monday, 12 January 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

Best Bowie Albums (some of the best albums from the 70's, as well):
1. Station to Station
2. Low
3. Young Americans
4. Heroes
5. Hunky Dory

Worst Bowie Albums:
1. Never let me down (worst cover as well)
2. Tin Machine II
3. Tin Machine
4. The Outside/Earthling/Hours/Heathen continuum
5. Black Tie White Noise

As stated by Velvet Goldmine, Bowie died in 1984.

Hernan, Monday, 12 January 2004 05:59 (twenty years ago) link

This thread makes me curious again, I'm going to pull it out tonight to give it a listen, for the first time in, say, 15 years or so... (will the Iggy cover be as bad as I remember it?) The Rotterdam show on the accompanying tour was my first concert ever. I found it terrific.

willem (willem), Monday, 12 January 2004 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

"I actually take it back. Black Tie White Noise is his worst album."
this makes my face frown...

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

i remember being so upset that i couldn't go see bowie at giants stadium during the glass spider tour ... my parents wouldn't let me go (i was just 18), even though they let me go see U2 when i was 17!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 05:33 (twenty years ago) link

Best Bowie Albums

1. Low
2. Outside
3. Hunky Dory
4. Heroes
5. Lodger
6. E a r t h l i n g
7. Tin Machine I

Worst Bowie Albums:
1. ...hours
2. Never Let me Down
3. Tonight

Ian Grey (Ian_G), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago) link

Eisbär, my mother joined me (and my brother, sister and 2 cousins) to the Glass Spider show (I was 15. She even went along to the presale very early in the morning). Maybe your mother and/or father was/weren't too keen on Bowie?

willem (willem), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 07:35 (twenty years ago) link

my mother wanted to go to that concert as it was on her birthday, my father didn't show any interest in buying her a ticket. This furthered the dissolution of their interest in one another that lasted until he died. Now I blame that album!

I don't think Black Tie/White Noise is anywhere NEAR Bowie's worst album. It has the sublime Jump They Say on it for starters (and a good version of Night Flights too).

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 07:46 (twenty years ago) link

I stand by my statement.

I saw the Glass Spider tour at Giants Stadium, btw.

Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

was it good? the video of it is so horribly dated now it's painful. but I remember watching a tv special of it and thinking it was cool. But I was also an idiot when I was 14.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 07:55 (twenty years ago) link

wow anthony. (re: your mum-dad) dissolution over an album called Never Let Me Down...

willem (willem), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 08:02 (twenty years ago) link

But certainly better than anything Thin Machine ever came up with.

I'm really happy with this typo.

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 08:27 (twenty years ago) link

So, am I to believe that I'm the only one here on ILX who can listen to the first Tin Machine record without suddenly crouching over into a painfully acute angle and releasing a dangerously damp fart?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

honky dorky

whory/hoary donkey

omg, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

@Alex:
No no, you're not.

(I don't need no Tin Machine to do that)

willem (willem), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

While NLMD suffers from reeeeeeeeally bad '80s production, the title track and "Zeroes" are kinda charming. And I will go to my grave defending the first Tin Machine record, which received better reviews than "Disintegration" by The Cure back in 1989. Now I'm not saying that one is better than the other...I'm just sayin'.

Erick H (Erick H), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

Except for the moments where Bowie screams things like "don't look at me you fuckhead", TM 1 is superb.

Ian Grey (Ian_G), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

I like the first Tin Machine, but I certainly wouldn't call it superb. Bowie's songwriting is pretty good for the most part here, and I like the rough and ready rhythm section... but what really wrecks Tin Machine for me is the awful guitar wankery of Reeves Gabrels, perhaps the most annoying guitarist ever.

Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

I thought he was alright on this album, he didn't start to get completely intrusive for me until Hours. I think he wrecked that album completely.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

I recall making it a point to listen to Bowie's initial press conference for Never Let Me Down. If I'm remembering correctly, he performed Day In Day Out, then loudly requested a Pepsi prior to taking questions (Pepsi was sponsoring him at the time). I have this memory that the first question was something along the lines of "who's responsible for this debacle" and that Bowie brushed it off. It didn't seem like an auspicious start.

dlp9001, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

I recall turning on the radio for a Glass Spider tour and hearing the DJ announce "and on guitar, Peter Frampton" and I went, "Oh no, oh dear me."

Ian Grey (Ian_G), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

eight years pass...

A terrific post on the Glass Spider tour:

http://bowiesongs.wordpress.com/2012/04/12/i-wanna-be-your-dog/#comments

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 April 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

Indeed, and his whole take on the album song for song is just witheringly perfect -- he argues for it being better than Tonight but song for song is able to show how his best impulses were either strangled at birth, compromised or at best misunderstood.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 April 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

and he's right! Having spent half an hour listening to Glass Spider renditions of unexpected deep catalog favorites ("Sons of the Silent Age" wiht Frampton singing the "Baby, baby..." part like he thinks it's "Show Me The Way"), I think he's right about the tour too: song for song those live versions ain't bad either.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 April 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

Having never seen the tour or the video from same, I was honestly surprised to learn about those choices (not latest because "Sons" is one of my all time favorites from him).

Of course now I wonder what would have happened if he had just gone for it and done a crazy tour on that scale based around Labyrinth the previous year.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 April 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

he does "All The Madmen" and "Up The Hill Backwards"!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 April 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

five years pass...

Ngh. I don't really think I can bring myself to listen to this record again. Or Tonight. Or hours...

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

iirc i like this record more than tonight or hours

i wanted to find something redeemable in hours when i went through his whole discography last year but woof

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

I agree. I remember Alfred saying once that the album had no production, and god yeah is the overall sound of the record really shitty. What makes hours... even more inexplicable is that the two records at either side are his most underrated post-Let's Dance and pre-Blackstar work!

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

Despite his ambitions, Bowie was ultimately unhappy with the finished product... sales soon stalled and reviews were lukewarm. Looking back, Bowie considered the response "a bitter disappointment."

Was he unhappy that the record is not very good, or that the response to it wasn't very good? Is guess it's possible the answer is both.

I don't really like any of these albums (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

To guarantee that no one ever takes me seriously, let me say that I looooove "Shining Star"--it's both utterly ridiculous and ridiculously catchy. It's up there with "Kung Fu Fighting" and "Emotional Rescue" as my favorite indefensibly stupid songs.

The title track is really good but it's got a crap chorus. "Time Will Crawl" and "Zeroes" also very good.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 29 April 2017 05:34 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Erdal Kızılçay, otm:

Even though he has yet to hear the new version, Alomar approves of the idea. “I take this to mean that the innovation of Bowie is still there,” he says. “If anything, this will force you to reflect on the fact that things aren’t always what you perceive them to be. Let me prove it to you by keeping the same vocal and changing everything else up. Now do you like the song?”

But Kızılçay, who just learned of this new mix days ago, has an extremely different take on it. He despised the 2008 redo of “Time Will Crawl” (“Rubbish!“) and is so angry about not getting paid for the recent release of a “Let’s Dance” demo that he’s contemplating a lawsuit. “It’s OK to do new versions of the songs, but they have to at least tell me about it,” he says. “On [Never Let Me Down’s] ‘Glass Spider,’ it’s my string arrangements on the synths. If they repeat what I did without crediting me, I’ll sue them. If they don’t put my name on ‘Time Will Crawl,’ I’ll sue them again.”

He’s attempting to hash out these issues by reaching out to Bowie’s management firm in New York, but so far hasn’t had any luck. “I have written them four times and they never got back to me,” he says. “It’s very difficult here in Switzerland, since I have to find a music lawyer in New York. But I’m going to try. This is not right.”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

I 100 percent do not agree with the purpose of these re-recordings.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

Yeah it's...strange. To say the least.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

He still sings badly, and the flourishes are the point.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

curious about this box set moreso than the others, but initial reports are that the mastering job suuuuuuuuucks

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 12 October 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

Love the NLMD remake. Very glad it exists

PaulTMA, Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

Finding it hard to understand why people are objecting to this remake. He talked about remaking it as early as 1988 and was clearly bothered by it for years. It was one of his dying wishes to have it rerecorded posthumously, to the extent personally curating the musicians and producer to be involved. Regardless what opinions are of the original or 2018 version, this is what he wanted. With these circumstances, I don't understand why anyone would think it should have been left alone.

PaulTMA, Monday, 15 October 2018 10:20 (five years ago) link

who cares what he wants, though? Artists are often wrong.

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 10:50 (five years ago) link

Righty-ho then

PaulTMA, Monday, 15 October 2018 10:58 (five years ago) link

Gotta say:

Ironic Album Title..

Mark G, Monday, 15 October 2018 12:02 (five years ago) link

Or indeed, ironic thread title.

Mark G, Monday, 15 October 2018 12:05 (five years ago) link

Had a think about who cares about Bowie wishes and could only come up with his estate, producer, musicians and millions of fans

PaulTMA, Monday, 15 October 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link

Whether you think the re-recordings were a good idea or not, I think the result is a triumph considering all the ways in which this could have gone wrong. "Time Will Crawl 2018" is spectacular. I also like how it still sounds like a record that could have been produced in 1987, mitigating the historical revisionism.

dorsalstop, Monday, 15 October 2018 12:50 (five years ago) link

long as it's not the only version in circulation (like those dreadful Star Wars remixes) I reckon no big deal for fans of the original (or, more likely, people interested in what the album sounded like)

niels, Monday, 15 October 2018 12:50 (five years ago) link

I also like how it still sounds like a record that could have been produced in 1987, mitigating the historical revisionism.

You're not wrong.

But this record needs the bad solos, Micky Rourke, synth patches, and "Too Dizzy"

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 13:07 (five years ago) link

I know it's been pulled since 1995, but, really, "Too Dizzy" when "God Only Knows," "Tumble and Twirl," and "Bang Bang" exist?

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 October 2018 13:08 (five years ago) link

"But this record needs the bad solos, Micky Rourke, synth patches, and "Too Dizzy""

NOOOO

I think this remake is ok. It fell short of my expectations. Some big improvements, some minor improvements, some things are still crappy. Big revelation for me was 87 and Cry which now sounds like a Tin Machine song (yes I like Tin Machine).

Day in Day Out keeps the 'money/honey' bit which still fucking annoys me. wish they'd edited 'honey' out, it's so fucking lazy.

It's hard to polish this turd but this was an admirable attempt. The redo of this album makes the album as a whole superior to Tonight, certainly.

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

i'd be down for a non-Reeves version of Hours too but since he cowrote the whole thing that seems pretty unlikely

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

there’s def a legit alternate version of hours that could be pieced together already

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

i'm not even sure some of the songs are really strong enough on hours to make doing that worth it. I like boring adult-alternative Thursday's Child and...that's about it.

That album reminds me a lot of ...however you call it, Prince's first non-Prince album, the Symbol album. Good in theory, not very interesting to listen to.

akm, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

hours... is really the only album I out-and-out dislike from his run from Outside to Blackstar. I find it a bit harsh on Love Symbol to be compared with hours..., though. Love Symbol is in a different league entirely.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

To begin with washing the taste of hours out of my mouth, we'd have to redesign the awful sleeve and Bowie's haircut and flip-flops

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

i grew to like most of hours recently. idk. it’s certainly not the ideal presentation of that material but some of the songs are good if you stare hard enough through the ozone

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

four years pass...

Is it love or is it what?
Who's this guy I'm gonna blow away, hey
What kind of love is he giving you?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 December 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link

good christ the first post on this thread is some nonsense

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 23 December 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link

as is the second

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 23 December 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link

I love how Bowie dismisses this record ("I was barely involved, I gave it away") when in contemporaneous interviews like this he's very proud of demoing every track and being involved playing guitar and keyboards with the studio band. See: 4:15.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhaRvqI0nHk

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 December 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link

Yes, the pathos around the record is that, unlike on Tonight, he was really trying, and crashed so hard. This is the only Bowie record where I enjoy zero songs (except Pin-Ups, which was an obvious throwaway).

I may try the re-recorded album on the Loving the Alien package, though it's hilariously petty how, in 9 hours and 54 minutes of material, they wouldn't find a place for "Too Dizzy". WE REMEMBER

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 24 December 2022 03:19 (one year ago) link

probably said above but this was the first of the 'bowie back to what he does best' press-on-release narratives that were then repeated for almost every single album after

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 24 December 2022 03:26 (one year ago) link

I have a probably unpopular thesis that “Young Americans” is a precedent to the more concerted and effective sell-out that would be “Let’s Dance”

french testicle (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 24 December 2022 04:22 (one year ago) link

I dunno -- I thought that when I bought Changesbowie a long time ago?

"Young Americans" isn't a sell-out, though, unless I read your claim wrong.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 December 2022 10:25 (one year ago) link

That is kinda my claim… more of an attempt at it than an actual sell-out

french testicle (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 24 December 2022 14:38 (one year ago) link

lol watching that clip again I see Bowie stressing how the songs are "not too dissimilar" from the demos he recorded himself.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 December 2022 14:47 (one year ago) link

wow ... this album really is an example for me of things that sound very much "of its time" ... I was in my early teens and bought it when it came out on cassette. I had never associated "Too Dizzy" with theme music for tv sitcoms before now. But it totally sounds like 1980s tv sitcom theme music.

sarahell, Saturday, 24 December 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link

As in I just went back and listened to that song because it was mentioned upthread and I had lol forgotten about it

sarahell, Saturday, 24 December 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link

The use of “Time Will Crawl” in Leos Carax’s Les Amants du Pont-Neuf (released as The Lovers on the Bridge in Anglophone countries) never fails to stun me. He also used “Modern Love” to incredible effect in his 1986 film Mauvais Sang

beamish13, Sunday, 25 December 2022 21:46 (one year ago) link


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