Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Jubbly Fam
Elegant Masta
Big Trukk
Simply Beautiful
Whyte Powa
The Asian Dawn
The Asian Don
Tha Pompidou
Al Shipley
Da Mozz

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

Richard Simmunz

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

Lil' Shit
Oliver da Freeballa
Eternal Flame
Greedo
Fancypantz
Elijah Most Wanted
Puttee

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

Tristram Shandy
Soft 'N' Dry
Wee Willie Winkie
Da Scarlet Pimpernel
Vanilla Ice

― Nels, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

C-Man

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Johnny the Wrinkle

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

Tru Luv
Buleemiyah
Allies In Da South ("AIDS")
The Black Stripes
_- Sens-A-Tiv -_
Soy Division (vegan crew)

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

lil bastard (maybe this one is actually good)

― ijdjf, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

ILX

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

lower case g

tha pretty boy goy

― mike bott, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

Benedictine Crunk

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

NEVALAND

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

MC Paul Barman

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

Swastikons.

― Xii (Xii), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Anthony Keidis

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:22 (9 years ago) Permalink

MC Buppie Trustfund

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

Toilet Face
Da-Ginah (girl mc)
Spooge
Digestah Da Nigga
Spam

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

Elegant Masta's a great name! Can I use it?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

bitchass motherfucka
mc trevor johnson
george bush
tha drykleenaz
wakk-ass bastard
mc An offense under Subsection (a)(3) is a Class C misdemeanor Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, § 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1983, 68th Leg., p. 3243, ch. 558, § 9, eff. Sept. 1, 1983; Acts 1987, 70th Leg., ch. 30, § 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1987; Acts 1987, 70th Leg., 2nd C.S., ch. 43, § 3, eff. Oct. 20, 1987; Acts 1989, 71st Leg., ch. 927, § 1, eff. Aug. 28, 1989. Renumbered from § 39.03 and amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, § 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994. Amended by Acts 1995, 74th Leg., ch. 76, § 5.95(90), eff. Sept. 1, 1995; Acts 1995, 74th Leg., ch. 76, § 14.52, eff. Sept. 1, 1995
young clean chappie

― plebian plebs (plebian), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

Young Black Teenagers

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

Bush-Wanka

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

Well, after Puff Daddy renamed himself P Diddy, I seem to remember commenting that it was a bit like Snoop Dogg renaming himself Woof-Boy!!!!!! So here are some more!!!!

MC Ploppypants!!!!!
Aintree Bassmaster Crew (ABC)!!!!
Brown Eye Superfly!!!!! (This is actually the name of a local "funk" band, believe it or not!!!!)
Dizzee Blonde!!!!!
MC Wawrukiewicz!!!!!! (Polish rap!!!!)
Da Walküre!!!!! (Fat lady with brass brassiere raps over Wagner!!!!)
MC Keller!!!! (Rap tribute to Kenneth McKeller!!!!!)
Supa Fly Ned!!!!
The Pudsey Posse!!!!
Erm, I'm out of ideas!!!!!!!
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

Eastsyde Hongros

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

Tarquin Fotherington-Thomas

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

Down Boy

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

Thought of some more!!!!!

Da Wigz!!!!!
MC Bogbrush!!!!!!
Pastry Eatah!!!!!!
54321 Blastov!!!! (Russian rapper!!!)
'Tiny' Johnson!!!!!
Gloucestershire Gangstaz!!!!!
Crap Beat Crew!!!!
Digg Dogg!!!!!!
Dweezil Zappa Tha Rappa!!!!!
Hard Muthaz .com!!!!!!
MC Thora Hird!!!!
Erm, I'm out of ideas again!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

tupac chopra

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

dj tanner

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

Mic Seaver

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

G-Whiz

― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

Okie Doke

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

best thread evah

― pete s, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

Wacky Neighbor a.k.a. Jim J. Bulloxxx

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

Loved lots of those - how's abouts these...

Hate Cranker
Ebola Lyte
MC Bling Bling
Essiness
Damn Skippy!
Erkel D.
DJ Re-run
Mitsy Tyte
Wu-Klan
Lice-T
Dr. No Assitol
----ewwww

― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

Mairzy Doats

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

Wycliff Juxtable

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

MC Custos

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

Professor Hugo Strange --NO that's a good one!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

G-Zuss

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

Number 2
DJ Jazz Hands
MC Ham Sandwich
Masterducky
L-Booger
LL Bean
Stoney Toney D.
MC Hoser
Golly-G
Ms. Period

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Tommy Hill Figga

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

A.O. Hell

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

I was watching soul train the other day and this crew was on.. dunno if these were nicknames or their real names, but they were the following:

MC Stinky Fangaz
Turdy the Pooper Scooper

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

Subtle T
Straw Bear E
MC Escher

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

Casper the Ghostface Killah
DJ Bad Credit
MC Lollipop
DJ Terror Wrist

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hypothetical.
Hypesthetical.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

Sarkaztik

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hippo Critical

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

MC Hugz-Not-Drugz
Tangerine Lip Balm
Bi-Curious
Steve Guttenbizzle
Marshmallow Kisses
MC Ashcroft
Da Fraidy Cat

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

Shabazzam

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

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The Polychronic Spree

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Sunday, 28 September 2008 05:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Lil' Jiggy

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Church of Chrome
Da Holy C
S-Crow
Notorious Lehman Bros
Martin Luther Bling

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Convicted Rappist
Hi-Def
Vitamin MC
Blu-Ray
Click and Clack
501c3
Attractive and Successful African Americans

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

G.O.P.

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

MC Lusky

― Telephone thing, Sunday, 28 September 2008 07:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

MC Custos
― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:10 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^is this the first ever "Custos" gag on ILX?

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 September 2008 11:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

Masta Race

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 29 September 2008 16:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

Okay I have changed my mind and now think this would be a GREAT hypothetical name:

MC Business ExtrAA(R) feat. Double Mylez and the Freakwunt Fliaz Crew

― nabisco, Monday, 29 September 2008 18:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

Serious Black

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Willum Da Foe

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, January 9, 2004 11:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this one is so unbelievably amazing it hurts

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 22:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Flossed/Nixon

― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Monday, 26 January 2009 01:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Most overrated movies of 2008 that also make bad hypothetical rapper names:

The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire
WALL-E
Iron Man
Man On Wire
BENNY BUTTONZ
Gran Torino
Milk
Sin-ek Da KEY (New York)

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 January 2009 01:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

DJ STREP DA COCKEYE

― scott seward, Monday, 26 January 2009 01:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 January 2009 01:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

LIL MURMAID

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 January 2009 01:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Lil Prince

― miss precious perfect (musically), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 06:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Milk

FAIL

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 07:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

and Ironman come pretty damn near close

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 07:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Lil Bunny Foo Foo

Zbigniew Brzezinski - though I guess he could go by "Z-Big"

― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 10:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Felonious Monk

― solarblue (solarblue), Wednesday, December 7, 2005 8:45 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Not Thelonius Mook?

― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Milk

FAIL

― The Reverend, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 2:05 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and Ironman come pretty damn near close

― The Reverend, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 2:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

o right. Milk is chillin'.

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

zactly

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 21:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

what more can I say

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

since you understood

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 05:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

does that make Milk D WHITE MILK?

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

mc pink slip

― the chicano incarnation of benito juarez (primalfixations), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ian Kurtis

― Eazy, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Digestif
Christofa Street
Bob You-Banks
Arm A Man (Tales from Da City)
Blossom Uzi
E-Roll Garna
Mike Fine Shine
Da Ladies U Lunch

― Eazy, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

this is the worst thread ever.
astounding lack of humor.

― Jordan Sargent, Saturday, July 28, 2007 2:18 PM Bookmark

worst thread ever?

― J0hn D., Wednesday, January 9, 2008 10:58 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

worst non-hypothetical ilx threads

― deej, Sunday, March 2, 2008 1:21 PM Bookmark

^^^hall of otm

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 07:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

I don't understand people who find this thread anything but utterly hilarious. I feel sorry for anyone who can read through this without laughing.

― miss precious perfect (musically), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 15:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wolfe Tone

― Ye Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 16:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

(correction above: Bob U-Banks)

― Eazy, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 16:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

Andrew Con-a-G

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 February 2009 04:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

(feat. Jay P Moregunz)

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 February 2009 04:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

courtesy of @StephenAtHome, his breakfast-based rap names:

toast face killer
eminentemann's

― lil waynes babymama (musically), Saturday, 25 April 2009 00:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Lil Boots

― musically, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oral B

― Moreno, Saturday, 8 August 2009 04:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

http://www.myspace.com/jontheraptist

― abanana, Sunday, 13 December 2009 06:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

High-C
D-Sauce
Gel-E

― I'm losing my Vitamin C (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 13 December 2009 06:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

loool at jon the raptist but it's not hypothetical is it :/

― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, 13 December 2009 07:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

I was thinking it would be cool to name yourself "Money Green", like that D'Angelo Barksdale line: "Money green! Money...FEEL like money!"

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:35 (10 months ago) Permalink

probably a terrible idea

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:35 (10 months ago) Permalink

Charles Blingus

― city worker, Friday, 20 July 2012 14:00 (10 months ago) Permalink

Pea-Doh-File

― phuturephase, Friday, 20 July 2012 18:19 (10 months ago) Permalink

Iced Tea

― Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:01 (10 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Baby Doc

― musically, Sunday, 23 September 2012 01:44 (7 months ago) Permalink

I dunno, Haikunym...I kinda like Mairzy Doats.

― Tyler Burns (burns46824@yahoo.com), Sunday, 23 September 2012 04:10 (7 months ago) Permalink

what the fuck is this thread

― tpp, Sunday, 23 September 2012 11:50 (7 months ago) Permalink

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