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Is there anyway that i can urgently contact Ozzy Osbourne to a contact that i can guarentee he will read! VERY URGENT!
Tasha

― Tasha Pickworth, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

i love ILM.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

Make a wish and click your heels three times, repeating "Ozzy....Ozzy....Ozzy". Then do a shot of Jaegermeister.

Why not call the publicity department of his record label?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

Draw a pentagram on the floor and invoke Satan. If a tiny homunculus appears in a puff of smoke, don't worry, that's just Ronnie James Dio.

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

haha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

".... urgently.... Ozzy Osbourne.... guarantee.... read...."

Have you actually seen the state of Ozzy Osbourne recently?!?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

His assistant's name is Tom ("Tommy Gun") Bongiovi (no relation.) His number is (214)824-8952. Or you can sometimes catch him in the 3rd floor bar of the Wydham on 9th Ave.

Hope that helps-

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

If you live in the UK, phone him direct on 01524 32090. However, he'll only answer you if you refer to him as "A1 Taxis", so be warned.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

ask him if he's smuggled drugs to his kid currently in rehab.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Make a wish and click your heels three times, repeating "Ozzy....Ozzy....Ozzy". Then do a shot of Jaegermeister."

LMAO

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 17:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

hello you know ricci cozen (creed that writes so)to do a beautiful rock type white snake with of the beautiful ones rif if you can signal some sit to me
thanks
can you send me a email please

― kambiz, Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

kambiz i insist that you WAKE UP before posting!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

5 years pass...

why is he in so many commercials right now

― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 December 2008 00:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Because his wife won't let him retire. It's so sad.

― Nate Carson, Monday, 8 December 2008 10:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

holy shit! RIP

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/02/BAPJ15LAQ3.DTL

― eman, Monday, 2 February 2009 20:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 2 February 2009 20:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol, i came here to post that too!

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 2 February 2009 20:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

jordan otm, total bummer.

― eman, Monday, 2 February 2009 20:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

Genetics to solve why Ozzy Osbourne is still alive

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article7148982.ece

― a detective or a pervert (another al3x), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 16:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

― Gorge, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 17:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

Just going to go ahead and get this on the front page.

― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:29 (8 months ago) Permalink

Nevermind. My father is losing his damn mind.

― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

What?

― farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

First the email about the Air France accident with pictures of the "Lost" cast and now this.

― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

I work for a newspaper (covering business in the state of Arkansas) and Dad calls with the big scoop that Ozzy Osbourne is dead.

Turns out, he was reading some Onion-like page that also added the Grim Reaper appeared and chased Ozzy around stage.

― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:37 (8 months ago) Permalink

I'm glad that I didn't scare the Walmart and Tyson Chicken brass with the erroneous news of Ozzy's death.

― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:38 (8 months ago) Permalink

remember the Alamo

― bass line has no point of view (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:06 (8 months ago) Permalink

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