Quick! You Are Starting A Band Right Now! What Is It Called?

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I will get sued, but I really wanna call my band The Ladyfest Planning Committee. Please think of band names off the top of your head that sound like a good idea to you. Don't worry though. You don't actually have to start a band.

― scott seward, Saturday, 12 July 2003 03:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

Angels vs Aliens

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 03:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

I like that name esoj! I would like to see the movie as well.

― scott seward, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Askem.

So when anyone says "what's that band called?" you can reply "Askem", and be really annoying.

― David A. (Davant), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Rock Bandits.

― Scaredy Cat, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

[stock answer] Oedipus & the Motherfuckers

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

televators

― Grell (Grell), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

yuck, televators is also a mars volta song.

― Grell (Grell), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

The Subway Gunmen

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

Bernard Goetz & the Bang Bangs

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Futhermucker

― bahtology, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

Gaseous Worms

― bri bri, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

the royal mothballs

― megan, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

chocolate and the milkshakes

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

the horus

― ron (ron), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

On Crack. That way, people can say about other bands, They're like On Crack on crack!

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

the new black

― ron (ron), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

oooh i like that

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

Steven Seagal's Oscar

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

none of these come close to trumping the ladyfest planning committee

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

Betty White Supremacy

― chad (chad), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

SLOBODAN!

― adam (adam), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

slartibartfast

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

"gil"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

the white spirit supremacists

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

roddy rodka and his bottles of vodka

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

On Crack. That way, people can say about other bands, They're like On Crack on crack!

Hahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 July 2003 06:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

orac

or perhaps

scunner

― frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Saturday, 12 July 2003 06:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

thwunk
or
weapons of ass destruction
or
quite possibly
the ramones

― sukebe, Saturday, 12 July 2003 06:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Cheese Stick

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 12 July 2003 06:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

The Orchard Keeper
Outer Dark
Blood Meridian
Child of God
Suttree
Cities of the Plain

― JesseFox (JesseFox), Saturday, 12 July 2003 07:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

Pulp

oh, wait...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 12 July 2003 07:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

Surprisingly few "x and the y" answers yet.

"Hatred and the Like", then.

― nestmanso, Saturday, 12 July 2003 08:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

Denny Vertigo & the Lethargy Buddhas

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 July 2003 08:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

The Dead White Men

― cis (cis), Saturday, 12 July 2003 10:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

knob and the nuts

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 10:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

sloppy bog and the urinals

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 10:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

fish and chips

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 10:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Fapping In Heaven

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 12 July 2003 11:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

Jesus Christ Supertramp

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

Cabin Fever

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

(Bruce U! - let's make a split 7", your band and mine!)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

Brouhaha always striked me as a good band name. Or maybe The Fluffers.

― Jay K (Jay K), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

Sure t\ - we could do a split 7 " - but I have to warn you. We sound like Andrew Lloyd Webber meets the Jesus Lizard ... on crack.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

Scott, what did you mean by "you don't actually have to start a band"?

For punk rock, I'll be: "Up, Yours and Coming"
For heavy metal: "Rock Saxophone and his Amazing Harbingers of Disobedience"
For hardcore: "Mars LaVolta"
For the dancefloor: "Dat GUI"
erm... classical... "Mozprog"?

― nestmanso (nestmanso), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

Bruce -- no problem. We could do covers then.
("Jesus and Tequila"/ "Shakespear Is Dead"? ...or "Walk a Thin Line"/"Hello Goodbye"?)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

Orgy

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

Amateurist Hour

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

Thus Spake Zachary

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

Halfconscious

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

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would vote for "FULL THICKNESS"

― Just got offed, Friday, 25 July 2008 14:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

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WOUND EXPLORE
ELECTROEJACULATION
FECAL IMPACTION

― Granny Dainger, Friday, 25 July 2008 14:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Rhythm Method.

There was a cool group called the Rhythm Methodists. Check 'em out...

― gnarly sceptre, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

Metallic
the Decoys

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

EXCESSIVE VOMIT kind of implies that there is an amount of vomit that is not considered excessive. Hey it's Friday afternoon and I'm just talking shit...

― snoball, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Haha, cute. Afraid of what their album covers might look like though.

― Aja, Friday, 25 July 2008 16:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fear of Plaid
Fetish Patrol
Plain Brown Wrapper

― j.lu, Friday, 25 July 2008 22:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bashed Bishop

― Fer Ark, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

Cream City Tune Apparatus

― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

for a death metal band:

Bone of Contention

― B'wana Beast, Saturday, 26 July 2008 00:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

chalupa gag porn

― Edward III, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Big Black Francis McDormand

― Stevie D, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

Porking Tina Turner

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Tight Porch

Jennifer Hairpin

― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

Salty Fleshlight

― snoball, Friday, 1 August 2008 07:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Scuttlebutt.

― kate78, Friday, 1 August 2008 07:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Shagulator

― snoball, Friday, 1 August 2008 08:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

black metal fruits

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Crazylady Pantyhose

(I will be ECSTATIC if anybody recognizes this reference!)

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Morgan's Spatial Awareness

― CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Swedish Dentist <<< note, I have just come back from the dentists, and my dentist is Swedish. Sometimes it seems like everything in my life is the title of a 70's pr0n0...

― snoball, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 15:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Stasis You Can Believe In

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 15:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 years pass...

A new subgenre called 'Death Techno':

Homicidal Zoetrope

Talking Stereogram

...who even have their own theme song, which goes:

"It was a Talking Stereogram
 that told me to murder
 that old man
 I never was a fan
 until I heard
 Talking Stereogram"

― Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:33 (9 months ago) Permalink

Dehydrated Dinosaurs

(inspired by re-watching the Rites of Spring portion of Fantasia)

― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 02:48 (9 months ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

is there a band called high school

― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:21 (2 months ago) Permalink

There was a band called Ninja High School.

― MarkoP, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

When I was in 4th grade I wanted to start a band call "The School Supplies". I can't believe that in all these years, no one's snatched up that name. Don't you see? The drummer could use big pencils for drumsticks!

― how's life, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:37 (2 months ago) Permalink

I always thought that Styrofoam would be a good name for a shoegazer band.

― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

the Godfuckingdammits

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:03 (2 months ago) Permalink

as mentioned on another thread, my krautrock chillwave band is gonna be called SCHLAGER REGATTA.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:53 (2 months ago) Permalink

The Early Stuff Better

just to make people say, "I like The Early Stuff Better!"

― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:57 (2 months ago) Permalink

The Humorless Vegans

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

Bicurious George, my all-female George Michael cover band

― kate78, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:07 (2 months ago) Permalink

Oblong Gulag
Fantastic Cannibals
Ranch Dressing Swimming Pool
Bedpan Alley

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:50 (2 months ago) Permalink

TEN SPEED RIOT

― earlnash, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

BAD GASH

― Zachary Taylor, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

Fishing Boats

― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:26 (2 months ago) Permalink

The Daintiest Lips

― administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

is there a band called high school

― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, February 26, 2013 3:21 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i googled it: http://highschool614.bandcamp.com/

― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

Artisanal Cock Smokers

― administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:32 (2 months ago) Permalink

can i deduce that no one knows or cares about that band

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:25 (2 months ago) Permalink

has anyone ever called a band The White Album? this is my bad idea for the day

― insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:54 (2 months ago) Permalink

used to want to call a band aerosmith and use the same logo and pretend to be ignorant about it

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

high school is a really good name for a band

― flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:13 (2 months ago) Permalink

some friends recently started a band called night court. they said it was a temp name but i think it's great

― flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:14 (2 months ago) Permalink

My son had a couple quality ideas for band names:

The Boxheads
Tropical Stars

― Moodles, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:14 (2 months ago) Permalink

Aerosmith U.K. would be a good name.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:18 (2 months ago) Permalink

Bicurious George, my all-female George Michael cover band

Brother Bobsleigh, my all-male Sister Sledge cover band.

― ledge, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:18 (2 months ago) Permalink

p sure my new band is gonna be called high school

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:41 (2 months ago) Permalink

Jism Schism

― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:04 (2 months ago) Permalink

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