You wake up in a dinghy in the middle of the Atlantic to find you are being given a very aggressive handjob by Billy Idol...

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Do you:

a) Use the Dragon Powder
b) Quote Bukowski
c) Ejaculate

????

― Moran (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

1 Jean-Marc Mormeck 30 1,834 1995 29-2-0

2 James Toney 34 1,810 1988 66-4-2

3 Johnny Nelson 36 1,762 1986 42-12-2

4 Wayne Braithwaite 27 1,755 1997 19-0-0

5 Vassiliy Jirov 29 1,749 1997 31-1-0

6 O'Neil Bell 28 1,739 1998 20-1-1

7 Fabrice Tiozzo 34 1,737 1988 44-2-0

8 Virgil Hill 39 1,710 1984 48-4-0

9 Guillermo Jones 31 1,685 1993 29-2-2

10 Sebastian Rothmann 28 1,669 1997 16-1-2

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

bwahaha...i'd ejaculate the dinghy

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

First thing Monday morning
I'm gonna pick my tears away
Got no cause to look back
I'm lookin' for me a better day
You see the thing 'bout love
Is that it's not enough
If the only thing it brings you is pair
There comes a time when we could all make a change
Just let go
And let it flow, let it flow, let it flow
Everything's gonna work out right,
Ya know
Let go, and let it flow, let it flow, let it flow
Just let go
Don't nobody want no broken heart
And don't nobody want on two losers
Ain't nobody gonna love you like you are
If you take whatever he brings your way
You see the thing of it
Is we deserve respect
But we can't demand respect without change
There comes a time when we must go our own way
Just let go
And let it glow, let it flow, let it flow
Everything's gonna work out right,
Y'know
Let go,a nd let it flow, let it flow, let it flow
Just let go
Sometimes love it can work out right
Sometimes you'll never know
But if it brings only pain in your life
Don't be afraid to let it go

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

close my eyes and think of enlgand

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

aaaaaah, enlgand, sweeeeeet enlgand...

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Pashmina to thread to hijack it...

OHHHHH, forgot, this involves a gay encounter and, this, by ILM reckoning hijacking this would equal homophobia!!! Arggguuuuugaaah!

Great thread anyway folks...

― Calz (Calz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but we're not homophobic, we REALLY like Suede, Pulp, and The Smiths.

― ILM (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Personally I would probably punch him and tell him sternly not to do it again...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

suckle mine TPS reports

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

...as long as he had a few fags for afterwards, some suntan lotion and enough food to last til the next island, he could do what he liked.....

― russ t, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave S, can I just say you are on stunning form today?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, Calz, it need not be a gay encounter. All the women on the forum now how the mental image of being fingerfucked* by Billy Joel.
And I think thats a more degrading and horrible mental image than being fingerfucked by any other person on earth. Ron Jeremy included.

* Note == This still counts as a "hand job"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Subthread...
Taking Sides: Billy Joel vs Ron Jeremy! FITE!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

This another of your clones, Calum?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave S, can I just say you are on stunning form today?

Hardly stunning form - I'm in bed dying with flu and going slightly crazy... probably why I'm spending so much time here!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, it must be the funny flu! (*zing*)

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:50 (twenty-three years ago)

(more Calcium overkill, evidently)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Answer my question, guys!

*insecure*

― Moran (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay.

B) "Everybody looks great after 4am".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.film.warka.pl/images/przemoc/ap.jpg

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/cinesol/pelis00/american2.jpg

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/18_31_thumb.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

That first one looks like an outtake from Reanimator.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Cry more, more, more?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Spencer's got it...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

*collapses in fits of laughter*

Spencer=OTM!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

That first one looks like an outtake from Reanimator.
It's either from from Wall Street II: Gecko's Revenge or Wall Street III: When Yuppiecrats Attack, I can't be sure. C*lum is the ex-spurt on trash cinema...ask him.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg

Multiplying again...

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

...I'd have to ask Billy to take his skull rings and studded armbands off - could cause terrible damage to a man's pink bits if you're being a bit rough...

― RUSS T, Thursday, 22 May 2003 08:30 (twenty-three years ago)

btw, are we hypothetically getting a HJ from Billy Idol in the Eyes Without A Face video, or are we getting a HJ from a spent, crusty, post-VH1 Behind The music Billy Idol?

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

the crusty one

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

eemm i tried it against gnug and i lost misreble

but thats becouse i didnt go for tank first, if i did i wouldve managed to stop his rush vs my chinook...
and if i do i wouldve gone further...

maybe if i dont build paladins instead crus? thye build faster or somehting...
look i am no expert with usa you guys should figure it out, and as soon as some one got like 5 paladins and 2 or 3 tomhawks, and burton i guess he can start moving forward.... like the first replay

and then can take over the centre from china, therefore he wont have more money... it can eb done.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...

"I was 16, home alone and had his phone number.
http://www.tarantulahawk.org/garmanbozia/billy_idol_crank_call.mp3
http://www.tarantulahawk.org/garmanbozia/billy_idol_crank_call_con_musica.mp3
~Braden"

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(ps: that's the bass/keyboard player of TARANTULA HAWK)

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Do NOT revive this!

;)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The thread title & first post & eventual Spencer Chow post in this thread made me laugh harder than almost anything else ever, ilxor or not.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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