How gay is Clay ?

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..not that there's anything wrong with it.....

― JJ, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

pretty gay.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

How sick is Dick? How gone is Ron?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, well how about I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say?!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

Clay who?

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

The American Idol kid?

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

Others far more in the know have discussed it...

http://outgroups.com/viewtopic.php?t=176

Dare we eavesdrop?

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

The Celluloid Closet 2: Gumby Speaks Out

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

He's a fucking annoying singer. It's all about showing off his vocal technique, but he might as well be singing the phone book.

Of course he's going to win, though.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 09:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

How cool is Tool? How piss is Kiss? How nice is Ice.. ..Cube? How are the folks from Strokes? How schmadiohead is Radiohead?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

How divine are The Vines?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

How lugubrious is Ludacris?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

Not that there's anything wrong with it...

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

OK, I think it's completely unnaceptable.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

How unreal is Seal?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

What's lugubrious?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

err...how bustin' is Justin?

― russ t, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

lu·gu·bri·ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (l-gbr-s, -gy-)
adj.

Mournful, dismal, or gloomy, especially to an exaggerated or ludicrous degree.

― Oxford Dictionary (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

How to fax on Michael Jackson?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

How smelly is R Kelly (after a piss binge)?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

How to pee on Ice-T?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

how to get fartin' on Chris Martin

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

how hetero is stallone?

who the fuck cares?

― sam p (lull), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

how do you measure gay?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

In my case, with a yardstick.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

I will say that after revisiting that first audition, he didn't seem very gay at all. The show definitely upped his gay quotient. (And come on, people, stop acting like this topic is beneath you.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

Do you think they gave him a gay-over?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

er, um..."Better dead than Right Said Fred?"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Wouldn't that be "How ludicrous is Ludacris?"

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

more importantly: how many of Clay's devoted voters know he's gay? (All those teenaged girls who are like "Oh, he's so nerdy-cute" even though they'd snub the hell out of him if he was in their bio class.) And does Clay himself know he's gay?

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

I do now! (sobs)

― Clay (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

sorry you had to find out that way, Clay.

actually, I'm guessing every girl in the school musical kinda had a crush on him, even though everyone kinda knew. "If he was straight...."

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

It's part of the allure.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't know a thing about American Idol but the two last guys should also make a love movie not unlike the one with Kelly and the other guy are coming out with soon.

― Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

they can sing 'ebony and ivory' while they lez up.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

OH GOD NO

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

My son burst into tears when Clay lost. I'm still trying to figure out what this means.

(He's only 4 yrs. 9 mos., and obsessed with North Carolina where Clay hails from...but still.)

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

How Neuvo is Devo?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

How bling is Sting?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

How dork is Bjork?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

How Heidegger is Autechre?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

and obsessed with North Carolina where Clay hails from

???

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

How Bourgeousie is Biz Markie?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

How brash is The Clash?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

How introvert is Luke Vibert?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

How insane is St. Germain?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

How Gestalt is Veruca Salt?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

how In Vitro is Turbo Negro?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

How adjunct are Daft Punk?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

My son burst into tears when Clay lost

Did the big bloke win then? (We're a bit behind over here - I think they're showing the final this weekend.) Thank God for that - Clay was fucking awful.

― James Ball (James Ball), Thursday, 22 May 2003 07:11 (7 years ago) Permalink

Sarah and I decided that Ruben and Clay need to star in a buddy cop movie together.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 22 May 2003 11:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

How ass are Crass?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 22 May 2003 11:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

how does El-P's pee smell?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

and obsessed with North Carolina where Clay hails from
???

Just what I said. The kid loves North Carolina: sports teams, cities, colleges, everything. I have no idea what happened; my suspicion is that his obsession with the color blue took a left turn at Tar Heel Blue and never came back. Oy.

Horace, that was the single most disgusting [non-Geir non-Calum-in-bowel-discussing-mode] post I've ever seen here. Excellent work, my friend.

And: How Sex was X? How Clay was [Marvin] Gaye? How crazee was Haysi Fantayzee?

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

How famous is Tori Amos?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

5 years pass...

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/29/clay-impregnates-someone/?icid=100214839x1202949920x1200109665

― omar little, Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

...

really?

― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

looool

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

kathy griffin is going to have a field day with this

― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

!!!

― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

what's her name was a judge on the american idol precursor 'popstars'. she's got zero personality.

― omar little, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

michael jackson marries!!!

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 May 2008 22:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

the fuck

― The Reverend, Friday, 30 May 2008 23:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

he might as well be singing the phone book.

lol randy

― musically, Friday, 30 May 2008 23:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, well how about I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say?!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, May 20, 2003 9:13 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dude wins most improved poster easy

― and what, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

he's a good kid

― omar little, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

hes quoting adam sandler there

― Mohammed Butt (max), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

He's sampling.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

thank you for your cogent analysis of other posters once again, and what

― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 08:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

no prob oops. send my best to luna

― and what, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 12:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm devastated by the news.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 13:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ha, I was thinking the same thing, but I guess I'm thinking quantity over quality when it comes to the public eye.

― Eric H., Wednesday, 24 September 2008 13:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

my wager is at least two more celebs out of the closet by the end of the week

― Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 05:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

I pick Tom Cruise and DMX

― Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 05:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm hoping it will be someone no one would think of.

― Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 September 2008 05:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

clay uses the term "tossed-salad" in the people interview

― ilx: a miracle i helped create (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

when referring to the parenting relationship between him and the baby's mother

― ilx: a miracle i helped create (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 26 September 2008 14:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/09/claymates-deal-with-their-gay-greif.php

― some dude, Friday, 26 September 2008 14:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Would probably work better as a "lol at all these dumb people upset over their idols gayness" piece if they hadn't spelled "grief" wrong in the URL.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 26 September 2008 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

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