Response to Sexism: Women - 10 studmuffins you'd like to lick ice cream off... which one suits your needs?

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1) The drummer from Dodgy
2) Bez
3) Shaun Ryder
4) Bonehead (formerly of Oasis)
5) Shane MacGowan
6) Mark E. Smith
7) Richard Ashcroft
8) Kevin Rowland (in drag)
9) The drummer from Ash
10) The ugly one from Hear'Say

Alright, don't all rush at once. If you have pervy thoughts about sucking Mark E. Smith's left testicle all night then that's why this thread is here!!!!

Sexism begone. Let the ladies get wet!

― Calum Robert, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops, forgot to mention. You get two more choices!!!

*A big gorilla
*Bubba Smith (Hightower from the 'Police Academy' films).

Am I too good to you ladies or wot?

― Calum Robert, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

calum have you ever actually touched a woman?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I was about to say "Hmmmm, I'm glad someone else finds Shane McGowan attractive." Then I realized...Doh!

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought Loaded had closed down.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh Jess I am but having a laugh...

― Calum Robert, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Expect hate mail from the Ultrasound fan club, Calum. What an omission!

― dave q, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"Sexism begone. Let the ladies get wet!"

I was trying to work out a good post to the porn thread about feminism and the "sexual revolution" both being among the greatest things humanity has ever tried to pull off, but there being an obvious, huge area of non-overlap between them largely having to do with the parts of the sex rev that fall under lets say "Hefnerism."

And this oh-so-lovely quote kind of sums it up.

― g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to take back this thread, but it started so badly.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

1. craig david

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

can we talk more about jarvis cockers underpants?

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I just noticed that this thread isn't asking, it's imposing ten (and only ten!) on us. Whereas in the other one, people are asked to post whatever. Whatta jerk.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

You really don't want us starting this thread. No, you REALLY don't.

I mean YOWZAH!!! HOW ABOUT A THREESOME WITH SPACEMEN 3?!!?!?!? OH YEAH, BABY THAT FEELS SO GOOD, THAT FEELS SO FINE, etc. etc. etc.

― kate (suzy), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hmmmm, I'm glad someone else finds Shane McGowan attractive."

Once again Carey makes me laugh whatever-I'm-drinking out my nose.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

The even funnier thing is I DO find Shane Mcgowan strangely attractive. This has been the cause of stress for many a boyfriend.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

david mccallum, giles from buffy, steve shelley, and someone else who isn't famous but has better hair than all of those people.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

and my favourite electric warrior, of course.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)

obviously the correct answer is Graham Coxon, followed by Marty out of Lucksmiths band

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

in fact, make that all of the Lucksmiths

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i can't think of 5 more guys i'd wanna lick ice cream off, so i'll put more girls: the hawwt redhead from the hocken library, sleater-kinney, mary timony, beth from the gossip.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

wahey! now things are hottin' up

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

oh i forgot, dirty dancing matthew from the c untdown store. but i think he prefers boys. damn him all to hell!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

geez i can't count.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny X of Kenickie "fame" is a babe too

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

there are days when i feel like i almost live in heaven rather than hell

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm surprised your boyfriends have been bothered by this, Carey. It's an excuse for them to let their hygiene go to hell!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah graham coxon. and *cough* rivers cuomo but don't tell anyone.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"I just noticed that this thread isn't asking, it's imposing ten (and only ten!) on us. Whereas in the other one, people are asked to post whatever. Whatta jerk."

Actually Kerry, I imposed my own tastes on the 'indie chick' debate as well... it just wasn't construed that way and quickly turned into a free for all on nice looking ladies. But I fear that you have not grasped the humour of this thread. At all.

― Calum Robert, Thursday, 13 March 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

my answers are all hypothetical, in that i'm assuming if i knew the people i listed i would like them. (i only know two of them)

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 13 March 2003 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Boys deserve pictures too.

http://www.subpop.com/mediakit/uc11bwlores.jpg http://members.rogers.com/factor14/classic/jarvis01.gif

Oh, and -

http://www.bothsidesnow.co.uk/bothsides2001/gallery/autumn/blur.jpg

― Alexis (Alexis), Thursday, 13 March 2003 01:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Shit, sorry that was so large.

― Alexis (Alexis), Thursday, 13 March 2003 01:52 (twenty-three years ago)

But wasn't it worth it?

― Alexis (Alexis), Thursday, 13 March 2003 01:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.erasingclouds.com/lucky2002photo.jpg

such pretty boys

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 13 March 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

BECK! i forgot beck!

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nme.com/media/images/SMalkmus1202_M.jpg
My main weakness

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

EWWWWWWWWW.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

What can I say, I love SM.

http://images.mp3.com/rollingstone/content/47/images/102356.jpg
Jon Spencer mmmmm...

http://www.richardhell.com/images/76TFIsm.jpg
the only musician crush I've ever spoken to.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 13 March 2003 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Did he speak back?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

It was a phone chat. I had asked him to volunteer a t-shirt design for my college radio station. He told me I had a very smooth voice. *swoon*

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm turning pink now.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Hott.

And wouldn't a threesome with Spacemen 3 actually be a foursome? Unless you were just watching.

― wl (wl), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

pete bassman gets no groupie action

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:58 (twenty-three years ago)

That picture of Blur is going to give me nightmares. What the fuck!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Calum-
shouldn't you be spelling 'women' , 'wimmin'?
And Ned - Loaded is, very unfortunately, still alive and kicking. Vile.

― russ t, Thursday, 13 March 2003 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc600/c674/c67465rkbwc.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 March 2003 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Jimmy Destri:
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp100/p119/p11930gqnab.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 March 2003 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Wot no Morten Harket?

― russ t, Thursday, 13 March 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ohh, Tom Verlaine! And Richard Hell, too.

― Livvie Tapper (Livvie), Thursday, 13 March 2003 13:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I've spoken to Richard Hell too, tis a pity he couldn't understand my scottish accent.

My choice would be the lovely Ed O'Brien though

― leigh (leigh), Thursday, 13 March 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

a lovely picture of lovely Ed

http://www.greenplastic.com/multimedia/images/ed/ed036.jpg

― leigh (leigh), Thursday, 13 March 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

fair

― acrobat, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

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