Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

we already had the cookies...
Dune references
Star Wars references
pics a' plenty

hmmmm...
2000=time to post onto DMB forums to link and watch the ensuing battle for the universe?

or not.

The amazing thing about this is that it's true. And Wesley's dead...but the statement is still rooted in undeniable fact.

Dear DMB fans. A dead schizophrenic has a lifeless appendage that is more talented than your favorite musician. Just thought you should know...

I keep hoping you will fight back, rather than disappearing into the ether. I can only assume you are too busy smoking your hacky-sacks, or whatever it is that neo-hippies do when they aren't out doing that orbit-in-a-circle dance or sticking Phish stickers over their fraternity logos on mom's Jetta.

Jerks.

*(which was inspired genious and befitting of the 2000th post.)

Why don't you start a thread called "Why I hate Jews" or "Why Americans are better than everybody else" or how about "Why my penis is bigger than yours" they would have about as much value to society as this one does.

Thank you.

I think people that don't like Dave just tend to be more critical. Like they'd close their parentheses, not because they're evil, but because they're not self-centered enough not to care about the readibility of their posts. And there's no way they'd ever compare others' hatred for a topic as inconsequential as their favorite band to one of the most horrible events in history. That's the kind of spoiled brat solipsism people tend to associate with Dave fans.

Don't forget to celebrate your 14th birthday!

(All right! I posted on it!)

HUZZAH!!!
the DMB fans are coming back to breathe new life into this withered husk of a thread!!!!

revive! the power of the DMB fanbase compells you!!!!!

So in conclusion; as much as any of you may hate DMB at least:
- They can play their instruments to save their lives
- They actually have instruments
- Their music is intended for purposes other than giving mini-Liberaces something to dance to and arrogant emo fags something to mope along to.

Dear DMB fans. A dead schizophrenic has a lifeless appendage that is more talented than your favorite musician. Just thought you should know...
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Well, I'm a huge DMB fan...but I'm unclear as to why you would assert that a dead schizophreniac has more talent in his little finger than Flo Mournier.

:::Scratches head::::

Someone posted a link to this thread
Well? Where was it linked from? If you're going to spew your bullshit on our message board, post a link to yours so we can return the favor. (And we won't because fuck you and your message board.)

- "Music journalism" generally strikes me as gibberish written by people who failed out of real Universities and/or never got the chance to engage in real writing.
As opposed to trolling message boards, which is the epitome of culture.

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wow! that's statements' just so rife w/ homophobia i just can't quite express my humor w/ it!! i will, however, say that 'feelings' are good.

So in conclusion; as much as any of you may hate DMB at least:
- They can play their instruments to save their lives (sez you_
- They actually have instruments (can't argue w/ this...i mean, i could, but they DO have instruments)
- Their music is intended for purposes other than giving mini-Liberaces something to dance to and arrogant emo fags something to mope along to. (yowza! here we go, the pseudo-deflect! it's indicting and blatantly stereotypical w/o apology!! my hat off to you, sir/ma'am, as you have eloquently summed up what makes indie and dance music wrong w/o really putting the digs into any specific entity (a la= a band, a group, a person). you are a fucking genius w/ taste the likes of which i MUST bow to. and yr vocab and astute pigeon-holing of both genres have me and mine trembling. i suppose it's time to pack (HA!) it in....)

"you, sir, are an asshole"-cam

By the way Kris, given your Flo reference above...do your Cryptopsy loving friends know that you sometimes get all mellow, burn some incense, and groove out to Dave Matthews? Do they come over and hold your hand while you soothe your extreme-metal hardened heart with some good old frat-rock, crying into your tear-stained care-bears pillow? I think they would be tempted to take your brains out with a wrench.

Which would really be the best option for everyone involved...

-- Kris P. (dmb2130...), April 13th, 2005.

Kris P, It's hard to imagine a bigger tosser than you to comment on ILM.
Alison especially will be appalled. You have just lived up to the preconceptions that everyone has of the DMB fan stereotype.

So, I once young korean kid with semen streaming down his legs used his shit to shit on lovers of Matthews. I can only hope more people do as I do. Save your shit in containers. Dump it on someone who likes matthews.

Felt good to piss in someone's pants who likes dave matthews.

I try to give a new reason or two each time this revives:

1) Judging by recent additions, DMB fans can't be bothered to read thread titles (or initial posts) and realize that the anti-Dave Matthews opinions were solicited.

2) I've heard very few Dave Matthews fans who can talk about why they love the band without spewing insults at all other current bands/genres.

3) And in so doing, they name about three other current bands, demonstrate that their knowledge is about a half-inch deep.

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They both suck.

Dave's musicians can play--certainly...better than many...but so what? The music they play sounds like ass.

They have instruments--certainly they do...millions of dollars from preteen vagina, stupid-ass fratboy, and gay-ass 30-something bankers middle-management posers, insures they better be able to buy some damn-fine instruments.

Giant billboard of this on the way into work today...

At least it wasn't:
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