Well its true. Rock music is beloved of lager louts who follow oasis, meatheads who like metal(the worst genre known to man)Rock fans/bands think theyre superior than anyone else, but really they're dinosaurs who shouldnt have made music since the 1970's.Guitar music is redundant. Only loved by the spotty teenager and those who have never went beyond puberty.Synths and new technology have made it outdated. Theres no good or innovative rock music now.Omly the working classes bother with it now.
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How to be a Great Prog-Rock Reviewer In 10 Easy Steps===========================================
Reviewing progressive rock albums can be simple. Are youtired of> > agonizing over the right words to use? Confused about yoursubject> > matter?> > Or are you just a lazy pig? Then use the following tips, andprog rockers> > everywhere will believe your every word. Trust me. Each tip isfollowed> > by> > an example so you can see exactly how it's done.> > > > (1) In every review, you MUST praise the Mellotron. Alwaysdescribe it> > using the word "wash."> > > > "Gentile Goyim's keyboardist, Kerry Mayonnaise, treats thelistener> > to spectacular, warm washes of everybody's favoriteMellotron."> > > > FOR BONUS POINTS, also mention the Hammond B-3, and implyviolence.> > > > "Greg Palmer's raw, two-fisted Hammond work pierces thelistener's> > eardrums with sonic knives."> > > > EXTRA BONUS POINTS if you mention either of theseinstruments, and> > they> > don't actually appear in the music.> > > > "On the road, King Creampuff's keyboard setup consists ofgrand> > piano, harpsichord, and several analog synths, but strangely,no> > Mellotron."> > > > (2) Any band that uses cello automatically gets a rave review. For bonus> > points, use the word "haunting."> > > > "As the music fades, a haunting solo cello appears out ofnowhere,> > accompanied by a trio of Mellotrons, washing away."> > > > Subtract ten points if you compare the music to "EleanorRigby."> > > > (3) If the music has flute in it, compare it to Jethro Tull. Itdoesn't> > matter that the music is really death metal, chanting monks,or atonal> > birdsong: YOU MUST MENTION TULL. For extra points, mentionCamel> > too.> > > > "Paraan's music features Hyperia Gomez on flute, invitingcomparison> > to Jethro Tull or Camel, even though the flute's main use isas a> > handy mallet to bang several large gongs."> > > > (4) You don't have to bother describing the music. Just list the> > instruments> > and let the reader imagine the rest.> > > > "From out of New Zealand comes Genghis Ka-Ka, one of thefinest prog> > bands I've ever heard. If you are a fan of acoustic guitar,> > haunting cello, and explosive, annihilating Hammond B-3, youMUST> > check out this album."> > > > (5) Mention the length of at least one song. Extra points if youcall it> > an> > "opus."> > > > "Side 2 of the album is completely taken up by 'Ode toBowser', a> > 22-minute magnum opus based on the theme from 'My Dog HasFleas.'"> > > > (6) Casually mention the name of an extremely obscure band thatone of the> > musicians used to play in, making your reader feel REALLYstupid or> > disloyal for not knowing it.> > > > "... featuring Sergio Blammobarpher, whom fans will no doubtrecall> > as the charismatic ex-triangle player from ubiquitousIcelandic> > proggers Hund Extinctski Thirstifollicle."> > > > THE CUNEFORM COROLLARY: put completely obscure band names in> > parentheses> > for extra points.> > > > "Rounding out the group's sound is Bridgid Kirsch(Dootwhapper,> > B'nai Gwelzh) on freshly washed Mellotron."> > > > (7) The Syn-Phonic Rule: Praise every album by calling it the"best"> > example of a totally contrived category. Don't forget theexclamation> > points.> > > > * Museo Rubenstein, PASTAFAZOOL ($18). Possibly the ultimateEskimo> > bassoon band of all time!!!!> > > > (8) If a progressive album features very long, drawn-out,incredibly> > repetitive, boring instrumentals, call it "space music."> > > > "Space rockers Mimsy Borogoves specialize in atmosphericdrones that> > last upwards of four hours before switching notes."> > > > (9) Use abbreviations known only to seasoned proggers.> > > > "Zyzzyva's music is a thrilling blend of PFM, HTM, RIO, TNR,ZNR,> > and PDQ Bach."> > > > (10) Every keyboard/bass/drums trio MUST be compared to ELP.> > Every quiet, symphonic prog album MUST be compared to PER UNAMICO.> > All raw, loud music MUST be compared to King Crimson's RED.> > All counterpoint MUST be compared to Gentle Giant. Bonuspoints if> > it> > sounds nothing like Gentle Giant.> > Every "old Genesis style" band MUST be compared toMarillion, not> > Genesis.> > Every male vocalist with a high voice MUST be compared toJon> > Anderson.> > Every female vocalist, regardless of range or style, MUST becompared> > to> > Annie Haslam.> > Every band that uses sudden, unpredictable tempo and timesignature> > changes MUST be compared to Barry Manilow.> > > > "Angled Guard, Sweden's newest prog sensation, combines thebeauty> > of PER UN AMICO with the rawness of RED, producing aprogressive,> > symphonic extravaganza that could only have come fromMarillion.> > Lead singers Jon Haslam and Annie Anderson are pictured on thealbum> > cover, inserting twin flutes up Barry Manilow's nose... takingthe> > instrument far beyond anything Camel and Tull ever did."
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
1. You Are Different and That's Bad2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3. Dad's New Wife Robert4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence8. Some Kittens Can Fly9. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia10. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy11. Strangers Have the Best Candy12. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way13. You Were an Accident14. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will15. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games16. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
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thanks for that blast from the past. i had honestly forgotten about the tufnel and the malkmus effect.
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Response to original poster: Holy fucking shit. I'm truely amazed you have the basic motor skills required to operate a computer.
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― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
*Pop Music Is For The Soulless & Emotionally Infantile*
Well its true. Pop music is beloved of prissy girly drink posuers who follow Britney, ninnies who like microhouse(the worst genre known to man) Pop fans/bands think theyre superior than anyone else, but really they're dinosaurs who shouldnt have made music since the 1940's.Electronic music is redundant. Only loved by the spotty 14-year olds and those who have never went beyond kindergarden."grown up music" has made it outdated. Theres no good or innovative pop music now.Omly the working classes bother with it now.
― ultimate shlongdong (ultimate shlongdong), Thursday, 26 December 2002 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
However electronica in all it's forms is hardly a ghetto of intellectual superiority.
Most dance clubs are hardly moving to the blips and bleeps of Pole... most are an abundance of E'd cheesy quavers who want hedonism and good times, not cultural significance from a night out. Some of them are even working class
― sonicred (sonicred), Sunday, 29 December 2002 12:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
REASONS WHY UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PRESCHOOL:
1. You cry for your mother.2. You cross the street without looking for cars.3. Snack time is a necessity.4. YOu bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you).5. You stay at home and play games with you friends.6. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.7. You wear big mittens.8. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.9. You take naps (lots of them).10. You look forward to grilled chees sandwiches.11. You begin to play with your food again (especially if it moves).12. You don't clean your room (still).13. You doodle on your homework.14. You keep saying, "I wanna go home!"
I told you, if your going to feed the troll feed it shit.
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 29 December 2002 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
I told you, if your going to feed the troll feed it shit.I thought that 'chocolate pudding' smelled a bit 'off'. Thats why I stuck to the butterscotch.
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Rock music suffered its poorest album sales for eight years in 2011, the Official Charts Company has revealed.Seven of the top 10 best-selling albums of last year were classed as pop records, with Adele and Bruno Mars both crossing the million sales mark.Only two entries in the top 10 were rock and indie albums - Ed Sheeran's + and Coldplay's Mylo Xyloto.Overall, rock music albums accounted for 31.2% of total music sales last year, down from 29.4% in 2010.The figures represent the poorest year for the genre since 2003.Artists and label bosses have previously told Newsbeat they're worried about the lack of new guitar bands being signed in the UK.Sales of pop records rose to 33.6% last year - the highest share for the genre since 1999.Adele led the way as her album 21 became the best-selling album of the 21st century so far.Other British acts to achieve high sales in 2011 included Jessie J, Olly Murs and Noel Gallagher.Rihanna had two entries in the end-of-year chart, with combined sales of Loud and Talk That Talk exceeding 1.5 million.The best-selling albums of 2011 were:1. Adele - 212. Michael Buble - Christmas3. Bruno Mars - Doo-wops & Hooligans4. Adele - 195. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto6. Rihanna - Loud7. Lady Gaga - Born This Way8. Jessie J - Who You Are9. Ed Sheeran - +10. Rihanna - Talk That Talk11. Amy Winehouse - Lioness: Hidden Treasures12. Olly Murs - In Case You Didn't Know13. Cee-Lo Green - The Lady Killer14. Noel Gallagher - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds15. Take That - Progress
Seven of the top 10 best-selling albums of last year were classed as pop records, with Adele and Bruno Mars both crossing the million sales mark.
Only two entries in the top 10 were rock and indie albums - Ed Sheeran's + and Coldplay's Mylo Xyloto.
Overall, rock music albums accounted for 31.2% of total music sales last year, down from 29.4% in 2010.
The figures represent the poorest year for the genre since 2003.
Artists and label bosses have previously told Newsbeat they're worried about the lack of new guitar bands being signed in the UK.
Sales of pop records rose to 33.6% last year - the highest share for the genre since 1999.
Adele led the way as her album 21 became the best-selling album of the 21st century so far.
Other British acts to achieve high sales in 2011 included Jessie J, Olly Murs and Noel Gallagher.
Rihanna had two entries in the end-of-year chart, with combined sales of Loud and Talk That Talk exceeding 1.5 million.The best-selling albums of 2011 were:
1. Adele - 21
2. Michael Buble - Christmas
3. Bruno Mars - Doo-wops & Hooligans
4. Adele - 19
5. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto
6. Rihanna - Loud
7. Lady Gaga - Born This Way
8. Jessie J - Who You Are
9. Ed Sheeran - +
10. Rihanna - Talk That Talk
11. Amy Winehouse - Lioness: Hidden Treasures
12. Olly Murs - In Case You Didn't Know
13. Cee-Lo Green - The Lady Killer
14. Noel Gallagher - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
15. Take That - Progress
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16577226
and have a read at http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16466803 too
Hmmm, in the US, sales increased last year for the first time since 2004, mostly thanks to Adele.
― The Reverend, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
ROOTING FOR THE SHINS IN 2012
― timellison, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
Adele isn't allowed to be Rock in the UK cos she's a woman
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
i think the reason noone is signing rock bands here is because all the major labels got burned by all those shitty 'landfill indie' bands they signed. And the punters got fed up with it too.
still, I'm sure the same rock is still alive argument will be around in 5 years and rock is dead in about 10.
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
music is very x-factor driven at the moment but things can change quickly
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
hip hop sales are probably at a low here too but of course that wont last either.
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
Indie rock also apparently dead or dying.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2012/jan/16/indie-rock-slow-painful-death
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
"Rock is dead" argument dates back to punk doesnt it with all of the rockism/antirockism stuff? I know I was exposed to a lot of "Rock is Dead" blather when I was growing up in the 90s reading SPIN magazine*...
*didn't necessarily get it from that magazine; I just think its a hip contrarian stance for people who are impatient for the Next Big Thing who don't realize that the essence of Rock's lasting power is its virus-like modernism, its ability to combine with anything
― incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
And let's note that, because of Spotify and YouTube, sales figures aren't the only measure of success.
deej to thread!
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
The backlash has been annihilating. Post-landfill, the traditional music-press whoop that a band is "ready for arenas" (translation: they suddenly sound a bit like U2) is often just wishful thinking – Razorlight and Glasvegas went for the big time and saw their sales collapse. Bands that only recently enjoyed platinum sales (Kaiser Chiefs, Klaxons, the View) have fallen on hard times. And then there's the unfortunately named Viva Brother, who went from hype to oblivion in a matter of months last year.If it's all cyclical then a Strokes-like shot in the arm should be imminent but three years after Guardian writer Peter Robinson accurately declared the death of landfill indie there's no sign of one. The Vaccines were 2011's only indie breakthroughs but they haven't kickstarted any movement. So what if it's a long-term trend? The Radio 1 playlist, and hence the top 40, is more deadeningly conservative than anybody can remember, dominated by an oligarchy of collaboration-happy artists (Rihanna, Bruno Mars, David Guetta, Pitbull, Jessie J), most of whom converge on the same R&B-goes-to-Ibiza template. Go hunting for guitars in 2011's top 100 biggest-selling singles and you'll find only Coldplay, Ed Sheeran and Noah and the Whale. Until Radio 1 gets over its post-landfill revulsion, that's how it will stay, as it still takes a hit single to push an album above a certain level.
If it's all cyclical then a Strokes-like shot in the arm should be imminent but three years after Guardian writer Peter Robinson accurately declared the death of landfill indie there's no sign of one. The Vaccines were 2011's only indie breakthroughs but they haven't kickstarted any movement. So what if it's a long-term trend? The Radio 1 playlist, and hence the top 40, is more deadeningly conservative than anybody can remember, dominated by an oligarchy of collaboration-happy artists (Rihanna, Bruno Mars, David Guetta, Pitbull, Jessie J), most of whom converge on the same R&B-goes-to-Ibiza template. Go hunting for guitars in 2011's top 100 biggest-selling singles and you'll find only Coldplay, Ed Sheeran and Noah and the Whale. Until Radio 1 gets over its post-landfill revulsion, that's how it will stay, as it still takes a hit single to push an album above a certain level.
its radio 1s fault then?
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
eh you go wrong w/ the word 'rock fans'. that stopped meaning something in like...the 70s. can fans of a smaller genre in the rock tradition agree about some band as much as rap fans agree on jay-z? yes. no doubt.
― iatee, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link
well of course if you narrow it down to some smaller fanbase of some more specific subgenre you might arrive at consensus. that's my point.
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link
'rock' is nothing but subgenres at this point so there is no such thing as 'rock fans'
― iatee, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
yes...which also supports my point
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
I personally don't think rock is 'dead' in any meaningful way, partly because i think the above things make it MORE interesting, i'm just saying those factors can be interpreted in the opposite way. it's all perception.
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link
Do those dudes who formed Mr Dream post on ILM?
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:04 (twelve years ago) link
that was a joke
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:10 (twelve years ago) link
from the guardian comments
Kingkerouac17 January 2012 11:51AMI don't mind kids getting into the 'Urban' sound at all really.But I draw the line at Metal.We fought the punk wars to defeat the shite you can see on show on TOTP 1976/77 currently on BBC3.But among the collaborators were the limp, reactionary forces of metal.I don't accept that Led Zep were metal. Or Hendrix.But people are actually listening to Black Sabbath records. Why?Braindead bollocks!Metal was conservative and dull. Iron Maiden T-shirts seemd to be the uniform of every DHSS staff memeber during the 80s. Some rebellious attitude eh?
17 January 2012 11:51AM
I don't mind kids getting into the 'Urban' sound at all really.But I draw the line at Metal.We fought the punk wars to defeat the shite you can see on show on TOTP 1976/77 currently on BBC3.But among the collaborators were the limp, reactionary forces of metal.I don't accept that Led Zep were metal. Or Hendrix.But people are actually listening to Black Sabbath records. Why?Braindead bollocks!Metal was conservative and dull. Iron Maiden T-shirts seemd to be the uniform of every DHSS staff memeber during the 80s. Some rebellious attitude eh?
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
you really are incapable of talking about anything else, aren't you
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
I brought up Nickelback not bcz they're some symbol of rock's vitality & cultural dominance but bcz I think whatever hair-metal revival Kerr was talking about is going to resemble the latter part of their career (or maybe them mixed with Bowie in Labyrinth)
I mentioned R Marx bcz I think '87 is kind of analogous, of course you still had U2 making the Joshua Tree and a bunch of Britrock dinosaurs doing soul homages and rocking the adult contemporary vibe, but I think lots thought that rock was p much an outdated mode. of course by 89 there was GnR and by 91 there was Nirvana, and another 10-15 years of 'uncontested dominance' from whatever you want to call 'rock'
so to sum up: yep I'm still butthurt about ship's whole "keep dreamin that dream bro"
― incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link
haha sorry, just one of my all-time pet peeves is the whole 'music is cyclical' thing of acting like a few broad parallels with 20 years ago can tell you that much about the future. i mean you can look at the charts and say why it kind of feels like 1990 and hey that means 1991 is around the corner but i just don't buy it, feels more like an appealing sentiment than a realistic way of looking at the world.
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
right on with that, i'm not really trying to say music is cyclical, i'm just saying that there's more than enough evidence in the past 40 years to suggest that "rock is dead" claims are bullshit so saying "NO this time it's for real guyz" doesn't quite wash
but I still havent read your article so maybe there's more to it than that
also: Lamp is bringing up great points with the whole "do we even know what rock is anymore?" discussion
― incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
I'm mostly just repeating what lamp said but in limiting 'rock' to gnr and nirvana '4 guys w/ guitars' you're using the term, well, I guess how a lot of people use the term, but it misses the scope of 'rock' as a tradition / wider scope of aesthetics.
xp to DAM's post 10 minutes ago
― iatee, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
I see the point with that; as I mentioned I am just quibbling with something very specific that was said itt
― incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16609484
video from bbc breakfast news about rock vs pop
― Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
one could argue that dance is just as 'dead' by any stretch of the imagination if you look at thishttp://www.mixmag.net/words/news/mixmags-greatest-dance-act-revealed
― piscesx, Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago) link
a lot of this is starting to back up the theory that Reynolds first talked about in this piece; http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2009/dec/07/musically-fragmented-decade
― piscesx, Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2012/02/grammys-2012-the-junking-of-commercial-rock-music.html
Commercial rock has painted itself into a corner because it seldom surprises, seldom swings, and no longer possesses the creative authority to drive a conversation the way that pop, hip-hop and electronic dance music do. Innovation is discouraged, the exception being Radiohead (who can barely be considered “commercial rock” at this point), whose experimentation has become nearly as codified as Mastodon’s able riffs.
Radiohead...zzzz
― curmudgeon, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
I actually had to scroll down to realize that was Bruno Mars in that photo. Don't think I'd actually seen any photo of him before.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
And you know:
“Every Teardrop is a Waterfall” by Coldplay
Every time I think it's impossible to want to beat these people more soundly, they do something else to cause me to rethink.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
Also:
Even the alternative music album category, the place where the Grammys normally lets their freak flag fly, ignored acclaimed work by St. Vincent, Kate Bush, Wild Flag, Tuneyards and St. Vincent, among dozens of others.
Most of whom are called St. Vincent.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
And finally, Skrillex!
The insane Skrillex bass-drop that has become the electronic producer’s trademark is the sound of the new distortion, one that’s way fresher and more suggestive of youth alienation right now than three chords and a scream. No Grammy-nominated artist this year made a more innovative and aggressive record than Skrillex, which doesn’t necessarily make him a visionary as much as he is a portent: His noise and rebellion emanates from a laptop and not through a distortion pedal.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
ffs
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
sigh
Since when did rock dudes making music in a genre once known as “the sound of the city” enjoy hiking in the woods so much?You can almost feel the dewy bliss of nature dripping into your ears — and in the perfect world, Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep,” arguably the most durable rock ’n’ roll song of the year, would be the avalanche that crushed the entire scene.
You can almost feel the dewy bliss of nature dripping into your ears — and in the perfect world, Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep,” arguably the most durable rock ’n’ roll song of the year, would be the avalanche that crushed the entire scene.
yeah Adele is the one to save rock music . lol America.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
wait a min, why are Sum 41 still getting nominated?
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
i traded my laptop for a distortion pedal
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
*merges gentle folk and soft rock with expansive post-rock structures*
― buzza, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
oh hear we go
Is the distinction that exists between so-called rock music and hard rock music the subject matter, the type of guitar distortion boxes used, and the quality of falsetto? Probably. It’s a battle between cavemen and nature boys, at least a little testosterone required. Where do the lines blur, and why? Is it a subtle class distinction — the blue-collar hard rockers versus the more “erudite” rock artists?
i think i'll stop reading now that hard rock = caveman thing has come up. Pathetic
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
*here
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
to find out which prat wrote this i need to scroll down. Fuck that i'll let someone who did read it all tell me
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
"able riffs"
― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ that bruno mars pic btw
― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
i hope someone points out to him that its not rock musics fault, its the morons at the grammys who select these things. There's plenty of great music out there.Brits season will be up soon too, where they will say Adele saved pop music.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
oh no i read on and saw this
Rapper Kanye West, of course, is the king of assemblage, a fearless adapter of any music that catches his fancy, be it the French house music of Daft Punk, the baroque pop of Jon Brion or the indie falsetto of Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon. Bruno Mars steals from doo-wop as much as he does hip-hop, tosses in a rock strum and happy-go-lucky Sublime reggae-lite vibe, none more prominent than another. And Lady Gaga is the missing link between Elton John and late-period Cher that we never knew we needed. And the line between country music and soft rock is at times barely indistinguishable.
i am not reading any further, honest.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
also lol @ naming "Rolling In The Deep" as the rockin' alternative to all those nominations - rock really is dead if the biggest innovation of the year is a lukewarm "Gimme Shelter" rehash
― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
amen
'commercial'
― j., Friday, 10 February 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
Also: _Even the alternative music album category, the place where the Grammys normally lets their freak flag fly, ignored acclaimed work by St. Vincent, Kate Bush, Wild Flag, Tuneyards and St. Vincent, among dozens of others._Most of whom are called St. Vincent. --Ned Raggett
_Even the alternative music album category, the place where the Grammys normally lets their freak flag fly, ignored acclaimed work by St. Vincent, Kate Bush, Wild Flag, Tuneyards and St. Vincent, among dozens of others._
Most of whom are called St. Vincent. --Ned Raggett
Skrillex is better than all these bands except Kate Bush tbh
― dave cool, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
I honestly have no problem with Skrillex at all, he's just there for me. I'm just amused by Randall going 'fresh! innovative!'
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
king of limbs sounds pretty "laptoppy" imo
― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
xpost (Yeah his argument's contextual and his audience is the LA Times and not us but even so.)
the alternative music album category, the place where the Grammys normally lets their freak flag fly
Radiohead, White Stripes, the Arcade Fire.... freaky, man
― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
for all the shit jethro tull got for beating metallica in the grammys, they are probably the *weirdest* band to ever win a grammy. i mean jethro tull! think about it! how could you even invent jethro tull?
― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
i was listening to Heavy Horses by Jethro Tull the other day and the album is dedicated to the "hardworking shire horses of England"
You have prompted a thread revival.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
but, but, but, surely Sum 41 will save us all!?
― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, December 24, 2002 3:15 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― if you ever leave me peggy, leave some propane at my door (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Saturday, 11 February 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
at least you were 10 in 2002. made sense.
― scott seward, Saturday, 11 February 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 11 February 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link