What song birthed you?

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In other words, what was the anthem o' luuvv in the room that was bumpin' and thumpin' while your parents were doing the same and made you?

I think for my folks it is The Guess Who's "American Woman"... hmmmmm, don't quite know what to think of that

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 4 November 2002 02:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS?!??!

Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 November 2002 02:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Uh, because my mom told me.

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 4 November 2002 02:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

The math and playlist-logging involved in this question are seriously boggling. The only thing I know for sure is that it wasn't Johnny Mathis, because my mom hates him so much. Then again, maybe that explains it...

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 4 November 2002 02:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

The math and playlist-logging involved in this question are seriously boggling

HAHAHAHA.

Are you sure it wasn't just a really awesome live version of "Free Bird"?

*toke*

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 4 November 2002 02:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry, Sean, it's just that I speculate whether "American Woman" even had a chance to end by the time I, uh, started to exist.

Music: "American Woman, stay away from me, American Woman, mama let me..."
Mom: ALREADY? THAT's IT???
Dad: I,...uh.. well

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 4 November 2002 02:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread just gets MORE and more disturbing...

Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 November 2002 02:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Having factual information about your parents sex life = Dud

Mike Taylor (mjt), Monday, 4 November 2002 03:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU GUYS HATE FUN

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 4 November 2002 03:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's just 'cause FUN picks on me.

Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 November 2002 03:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Judging by when "it" occurred, likely to be John Denver's "Annie's Song". Don't really want to think about it too much, tho. Thanx, Donut...

Charlie (Charlie), Monday, 4 November 2002 03:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I WOULD LIKE TO NEVER THINK OF SUCH A THING EVER EVER EVER THANK YOU.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 November 2002 03:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

*puzzled* Um, it's sex, guys. There are people far more hideous than your parents that do it.

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 4 November 2002 03:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

my mom loves johnny mathis.

keith (keithmcl), Monday, 4 November 2002 04:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

the squeaking suspension springs of Toyota Landcrusier with a flat tyre in the UAE desert

monstatruk, Monday, 4 November 2002 12:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't know, but when my daughter as being plucked unnatural from her mother's womb (maternity operating theatre, swindon, july 1999), Dancing Queen was on the radio and the nurses where jigging around to it.

jon (jon), Monday, 4 November 2002 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I imagine that it was some Muzak or something, as I was conceived in a hospital bed (my Dad's--apparently he had tubes hanging out from every which way and everybody thought he was going to die, incl. my mother, who took the opportunity to get in "one last time"...).

Ashley Andel, Tuesday, 5 November 2002 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

two years pass...
HOLY SHIT! I never read Ashley's post until now!

THE IMAGE! MY BRAIN!

KRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASLKKDL&*D&F*DF&*DF&D*&!!!!!

donut e- (donut), Thursday, 7 July 2005 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

that

is

awesome.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 7 July 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

So Ashley was conceived to "One More Time" by Daft Punk?

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link


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