ayo best coco yayo maco wacko no-fi schmoundcloud dooblebob vine rap thingy of 2014

I remain skeptical of the idea all millenials are the same, but some lazy demographics mongers (demographicians?) just say millenials were both 1980+.

SCANT YEARS

i though millennials were supposed to have been born on or at the turn of the millennia, hence millennials
imo if you're over 20, you ain't millennial

was hoping we could have another place on the internet to have this totally pointless, pedantic debate

I always thought you took advantage of aggressive balding to act like a member of the old garde

tbh it was Whiney who brought up "generations" and "millenials" thinking it's an important chronological/generational divide in tastes to further himself from whatever he's against today

FP'd

that may be my first! thanks :)

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even more rude: I posted that I FP'd and THEN FP'd

i was talking (giffing?) to mh!

well, I did ask for it

can we just start saying "kids these days?" it definitely encapsulates the real attitude we're expressing

tbf, i am pretty sure whiney was on a "kids these days" kick when he was in his teens
i know i was

that's what I was saying!

i though millennials were supposed to have been born on or at the turn of the millennia, hence millennials
imo if you're over 20, you ain't millennial

― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, May 15, 2015 3:40 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is not at all the definition of millennials lol

tell us about your world of young people oh sage of the common man

ha forks how cn u be on the internet so much and not know which generation millennials refers to

I learned about this very excellent ca 1981 quasi-rap song in the depths of rateyourmusic and I think an old TofuHut post helped its tiny fanbase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XxF4WPh3ME

lol, i was kinda proud of that

slapping google ads on that blog on my way out the door (and fucking up the comments section by doing it) is a long standing regret
also not sticking around long enough to properly sell out

I def wanna play that song out

If this thread is to be bumped continually it really needs to be retitled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzHbQEXjlY

tbf I think this thread title is very apt

thanks og cook

Will imago's post be the one that finally shames whiney

i just imagine all these hype young things rolling around expensive studios muttering 'shmoundcloud' and 'doodlebob' in their best elmer fudd voices, just to themselves, like it was a tic or something

ha lex

i just imagine all these hype young things rolling around expensive studios muttering 'shmoundcloud' and 'doodlebob' in their best elmer fudd voices, just to themselves, like it was a tic or something

― imago, Friday, June 19, 2015 11:20 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

CONTEMPLATE THIS POST WHINEY G. WEINGARTEN AND RETHINK YOUR CHOICES

i <3 u all rly

when i like rae sremmurd by the end of the year nobody will remember any of this

i like to cha cha

Me too. ;)

Those guys in that bacon video really don't know how to cook bacon is v irritating to watch

'in love with the coco' really is one of the worst major hits of the past few years

im glad fetty wap came along and made everyone forget about it

It felt less like a song than a DJ tool, I rarely heard it except as a 60 second palette cleanser between better tracks. And I dunno, I'll take it over this year's "Flicka Da Wrist"/"Cha Cha"/"Sum Shake" lot.

wtf sum shake is so legit

As intentionally, cynically dumb as "Coco" is, it's still probably the most catchy, infectious song out of any of these as far as I'm concerned

Maybe "Flicka Da Wrist," actually, a song I can honestly say I've probably never heard more than 30 seconds but, like, KNOW the chorus

It is a very catchy song but not only is it one dimensional, morally suspect, with a beat that rips off "hate being sober", it's also just deathly cynical

those are all good arguments for it being my jam

It doesn't surprise me that ppl responded much more favorably to fetty his music is so much more human/genuine/non cynical

i don't know if that bacon thing is so awful that it's hilarious or so awful that it's infuriating or both or neither

i'm mostly just dumbfoundedly slack-jawed that people still think that it is a good idea to make things like that

people are... bad

"coco" makes me feel like when ethan made this thread party like a rockstar tribute thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dREafkocDkU

^dad used to play this around the house all the time when i was a kid and i caught some shit for singing I'VE GOT COCAINE... RUNNING AROUND MY BRAIN in grade school

no matter where i treat my guests
you see
they always love my kitchen best

lol that the bacon guys are rapping in french
lol at me for letting the video play

https://twitter.com/CraigSJ/status/619529654865657856

deej was otm in this thread

it's been known that og maco is a total condescending asshole