Best "Weirdest Song Lyric Of All Time"

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
"What about elephants? Have we lost their trust?" 14
"Are we human, or are we dancer?" 8
"The reflex is an only child, he's waiting in the park." 4
"Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball." 3
"Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad." 3
"Tom bo li de se de moi ya, yeah jambo jambo." 3
"I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob." 2
"Club Tropicana, drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone, all that's missing is the sea.&qu 1
"Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my daddy said stay away from Juliet." 1
"Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns." 1


da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

Voting for "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad" because if someone says that lyric makes no sense you can respond with "APPARENTLY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE"

da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah that's a great line

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

what is weird about the Club Tropicana lyric?

soref, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

if someone had asked me to quote some popular lyric i haven't quite wrapped my head around, i would have gone with:

I remember you said 'Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead'

da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

xpost The fact that in the same song he sings about watching the waves in the bay. Agree that taken alone it's not at all weird.

Unsettled defender (ithappens), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

However, the bay is in a lagoon not on the sea.

everything, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

ah, I'd forgotten about that bit. I'd always thought it wasn't about an actual foreign resort but fantasy escapism at a nightclub in the UK, 'a whole night's holiday' etc?

soref, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

"Are we human or are we dancer?" without a second thought. never liked the killers but that line is pretty amazing

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

"What about elephants?" etc because it actually made me laugh. I can't believe I've never heard that one before

a proclamation of tortoise intent (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link

Steve Miller Band:

"Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love"

Lots of Duran Duran:

"In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 23:30 (nine years ago) link

mulatto albino denial?

StanM, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link

"slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball" isn't that weird, just seems like run-of-the-mill gallagher gibberish.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:34 (nine years ago) link

only time will tell if we stand the test of time

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:37 (nine years ago) link

Duran Duran: What the hell are they on about?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 7 August 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

This poll is seriously lacking in Silverchair lyrics

The Velvet Fog called me a motherfucker (Sandy), Thursday, 7 August 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link

Why is the Carly Rae Jepsen one weird... isn't she just saying there was a big hole in her heart until the dude came along?

LimbsKing, Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link

always loved that Killers line

first is the worst (askance johnson), Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link

No Pere Ubu?

the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link

elephants

Neanderthal, Thursday, 7 August 2014 03:40 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 8 August 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

da croupier otm about the adele line. such a vapid lyric

<3 <3 <3 the carly one

prolego, Friday, 8 August 2014 00:15 (nine years ago) link

"Are we human or are we dancer?" without a second thought. never liked the killers but that line is pretty amazing

always loved that Killers line

What does it mean? It always sounded really weird and akward to me, but English not being my native language, I figure I'm probably missing something. Can someone explain it to me?

LeRooLeRoo, Friday, 8 August 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link

Let me go on... like I blister in the sun
Let me go on... big hands, I know you're the one

Josefa, Friday, 8 August 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link

xp there is an awkwardness inherent in the line that cannot easily be explained away; the sentence as it stands is not correct in standard English, but seems to imply, through parallel grammatical construction, the existence of "dancer" as a separate race or species (because the only way the sentence *would* be grammatical is if "dancer" were an adjective, & so you/I think, Well, what might dancer-used-as-an-adjective mean?, & this answer suggests itself based on the parallel with human [n.] & human [adj.])

I don't even make sense right now because of my shoulder (bernard snowy), Friday, 8 August 2014 06:54 (nine years ago) link

"It's so hot, looks like you have three beaks, crow"

I mean, levels of weirdness aren't even registering on the weirdometer I have right here.

Mark G, Friday, 8 August 2014 07:14 (nine years ago) link

I think that Killers lyric must come from the same parallel universe as Snap!'s "rhythm is a dancer", which is equally baffling.

Tuomas, Friday, 8 August 2014 07:26 (nine years ago) link

"are we human, or are we dancer" is beautiful phonetically and asks for spiritual ascension

imo

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 8 August 2014 08:46 (nine years ago) link

from the mind that gave us I've got soul but, I'm not a soldier

Roz, Friday, 8 August 2014 08:55 (nine years ago) link

Huh. This whole time I had been singing "let me go wild, like I blister in the sun."

LimbsKing, Friday, 8 August 2014 11:18 (nine years ago) link

Let me go, mom, like Wolf Blitzer is your son

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Friday, 8 August 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link

Thanks Bernard and Spazzmatazz for your takes on "Human" !

Now what about "MacArthur Park" ?

LeRooLeRoo, Friday, 8 August 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

imo the killers guy just wanted clarification on whether the human race was actually human or just one of santa's reindeer disguised as the human race

"It's so hot, looks like you have three beaks, crow"

I mean, levels of weirdness aren't even registering on the weirdometer I have right here.

― Mark G, Friday, August 8, 2014 3:14 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you can accept that he's talking to a bird it makes sense

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 8 August 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

Yes, but the 'question' was about 'weird' lyrics, not nonsense..

(q originated externally, I know)

Mark G, Friday, 8 August 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

That fucking Killers song has been following me round the shops of South London ever since reading this thread.

You know, I thought I was pretty inured to nonsense lyrics that didn't make any sense, but this one really just seems like there's some semantic nerve it seems specifically designed to get on.

Branwell with an N, Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

"...the lyrics were inspired by a disparaging comment made by Hunter S. Thompson, where he stated America was raising "a generation of dancers"

Simon H., Saturday, 9 August 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link


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