I spent Memorial Day weekend in Baltimore for Maryland Deathfest, during which most of our downtime was spent on our airbnb houseboat watching the only television channel the satellite picked up—ZUUS Country. This was wonderful because it's been a minute since any of us had been following the country charts. Among the highlights (e.g. The Band Perry "Chainsaw"), lowlights (Thomas Rhett "Get Me Some of That"), and sources of intra-boat controversy (Brantley Gilbert "Bottoms Up") was the truly bizarre "Hey! What Do I Know?" by Stevie Lee Woods:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-SOT8W3d0
Each time it came around in rotation we became more fascinated by this hit outside of time, and nearly two months later I still can't stop thinking about it—particularly the variety of things Woods "never thought" would come to pass. But hey! What do I know? So I put it to you:
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| see fat free cheese | 2 |
| walk around in Crocs | 1 |
| watch NASCARs made by the Japanese | 1 |
| poll the Chinese | 1 |
| trading [sic] burgers for salad bars | 1 |
| make it to Mars | 1 |
| hear this song on the radio | 1 |
| drive around in electric cars | 0 |
| going [sic] online to buy our stocks | 0 |
| getting [sic] movies from a big Redbox | 0 |
| see animal clones | 0 |
| [see] frozen yogurt ice cream cones | 0 |
| see wrinkles on the Rolling Stones | 0 |
― Nick Minichino, Monday, 14 July 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link