― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 7 May 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link
Listening to Alexandra Slate's MySpace clips, which is difficult (and unfair to the artist), given that since I'm on dialup I only get 7 seconds of continuous play, which is then followed by 12 seconds of rebuffering, then 7 more of play, 12 more of rebuffering, etc. Seen any writer's credits? Are they Cavallo and Slate? I ask this because the two tracks I've listened to so far sound like Sheryl Crow filtered through Kara DioGuardi with thicker rock vamps than Sheryl'd use: which is to say that these songs sound a lot like "Avalanche" by Platinum Weird. So (1) the tracks are good, w/ strong melodies and a strong voice but (2) the voice is missing the zing of personality. Which is to say that thin-voiced Lindsay and medium-sized voice Ashlee deliver their songs or deliver themselves along with their songs, whereas Alexandra just seems like a solid singer. Good strong mainstream pop-rock tracks, but...
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 7 May 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link
"So I wrote this song and then I go and sell out," Sweetnam says abruptly.
She's talking, of course, jokingly, about working with The Matrix, a.k.a. Scott Spock, Lauren Christy and Graham Edwards, who produced a series of hits for Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and Avril Lavigne, among others.
"I go to The Matrix and everybody's going, 'Skye, what are you doing?' I'm thinking, 'I have an anti-Matrix sign on my guitar and I'm going to The Matrix,' who obviously wrote tons of hits, wrote Avril's record, who I've heard about, her name, everyday for the last three years of my life. So I'm like, 'What am I doing? I'm committing artistic suicide right now.'
"But they were actually thinking the exact same thing as I was thinking," Sweetnam continues with refreshing honesty.
"They were thinking, 'We don't have a credible name in this business because all we do is take young girls and write hit songs for them,' and they just worked with Korn on their record so they were like, 'We're trying to do something different.' So I'm like, 'Oh my God, finally somebody who understands.'
"So I brought my art books and I'm like, 'Can you turn this picture of a wolf eating a girl into a guitar riff?' and they're like, 'Okay, let's try it.'
"So a lot of it is high concept; a lot of it rocks, like Nine Inch Nails meets Britney Spears. I can dance to it. I'm very very proud of this record."
― nameom (nameom), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link
Why is it unhappy and wounded, Frank? I've skimmed it a couple times, and notice a couple cranky posts, just like any other ILM thread, but nothing out of the ordinary. What am I missing there?
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link
But then also, a lot of great music that I'd call "sexual" - Amber's "Sexual," for instance, and a lot of stuff by t.A.T.u., and "Don't Say Goodbye" by Paulina Rubio - might as well be performed by someone called Anonymous. I'm not feeling love (or much of anything one way or another) for the people who perform them. And it's great sexual music anyway. But then, it's wrong to think of musical sexiness necessarily pertaining to the relation between the hearer and the performer. Really, what we do with sexy music in our lives may be more crucial, even if it's easier to talk about the relationship to the performer.
Don't know if I'm answering your question. Over the years, most of my hero-frontman-performers have been guys: Jagger and Dylan and Iggy and David and Johnny and Eminem. This isn't to say there can't be anything sensuous in my feeling towards them, but since I'm not gay, it's not warm in the way that it is towards a feminized someone like Ashlee. But Ashlee is definitely in a Jagger and Dylan rock category for me - as opposed to being in the Cover Girls sexy dance-pop category, though those categories need not be mutually exclusive and in fact there's something in all my heroes' music that pulls in a Cover Girls sensuality at least somewhere. Or something.
So I've just written a lot of words without quite figuring out my answer to your question. I tend not to have sex fantasies about people I don't actually know in real life, which is why girlie mags don't do anything for me. But that doesn't mean sex isn't a part of my feelings towards a singer.
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link
I feel that if we assembled the people who've contributed to this thread and found an investor and some hotshot photographers, we could put together a great magazine on teenpop that would be like no other. Wouldn't say it would make money, but it'd be great.
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link
I don't know what anyone discussed on this thread actually looks like bcz I only ever hear this stuff via MP3.
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm inclined to assume that Frank's attitude to Ashlee et. al. isn't predominantly sexual b/c I identify with a lot of what he writes about Ashlee in particular and, being gay, there's zero sexual attraction there (which doesn't rule out visual aesthetic appreciation of course).
I think that because of the use of visuals in marketing teen-pop - video clips, magazine covers etc. - there's a general assumption that a listener's relationship to the performer and their songs is going to be more intensely visually-based than it would be for other types of music. And certainly the heightened prominance of visuals plays a huge role in shaping our understanding of and connection with the music and the performer.
But, for myself I've never been consciously aware of there being a meaningful link between me finding a male pop singer hot and feeling a connection or identification with his music. I had a totally sexual crush on one of the guys from Blue, was largely indifferent to the guys in the Backstreet Boys, and found Daniel Bedingfield to be kinda weird looking (not in a good way), and yet "If You Come Back", "Shape Of My Heart" and "If You're Not The One" all hit me in a substantially similar fashion (and in ascending order of power and greatness as well).
Whereas sexual attraction plays a much more substantial role in my enjoyment of tv and film, perhaps for obvious reasons.
Of course anthony saying "how much of enjoying ashlee is to do with yr cock" isn't limited to how much we get off on ashlee visually...
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link
I felt a pull and attraction to Miss Lonely in "Like A Rolling Stone" and to the girls in the Dolls' "Babylon" and "Frankenstein," and I never even saw their pictures!
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link
Ashlee Simpson Ghostwrites Dylan's Autobiography
I had a wonderfully impossible assignment from Paste magazine to write 625 words on Dylan as a songwriter. I did my best to present the guy's mid '60s achievement as a potent, problematic, living thing to be grappled with rather than revered, but I sure could have used an extra five thousand words. If I'd had 'em, I would have started by quoting "Tell Me Momma," in which Dylan sings "Everybody sees you on your window ledge/How long's it going to take for you to get off the edge" but doesn't say whether getting off the edge means pulling back or whether it means jumping. Now, the music he helped invent - "rock" - is supposed to have an edge, to be sharp, to cut; and it's supposed to take you over the edge. Of course the idea of an "edge" long proceeded Dylan, but he's one of the ones who brought it from bohemia to the center of the culture. So when Ashlee Simpson spits out her anguish in the chorus of "Shadow" ("living in the shadow of someone else's dream"), and when Eminem in the role of mad, sick Stan goes "I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me," they're each using anger cadences that entered popular music in the '60s with Dylan and Jagger.
My idea of "The Autobiography of Bob Dylan" is that the true autobiography of Bob Dylan wouldn't be his story but our story, not just how he got to be that way but how we got to be that way, how the edge got to be the edge, what in our context and our culture takes him and us up to that ledge. Dylan dropped out of his autobiography in 1966, but the autobiography continues without him; thousands of other people carry it forward on from there (I'd originally written "carried it forward," but I don't know if we do carry it forward or just keep running into the same old wall and then eventually retreat; that's why Dylan '65 has a living presence but a problematic one).
I think Ashlee is discovering that it was a cinch getting out from under her sister compared to getting out from under all the other stuff the world saddles her with, not to mention what she lays on herself. But she's got a strong urge to reconcile with what she's trying to surmount, which is one reason she might take the story somewhere new. She's more a Johansen than a Johnny, wanting to embrace more than to shatter. The danger is that she'll settle for too easy a reconciliation. Tim Finney has talked beautifully over on the teenpop thread about the lyric in "Say Goodbye":
"Maybe/you don't/love me/like I/love you/baby/'cos the broken in you doesn't make me run"
Tim says: "Something about that line is so ace, maybe it's that it drags out the simple first part so much, then all the meaning is actually so tightly compressed in the second half."
And then:
"I think one of the things that makes it work so well is that, yeah, at first glance it sounds pretty straightforward, but actually it's almost encoded. A straightforward line would be something like: 'You can't handle me 'cos I'm complicated' or 'You only like me when I make you look good.' But instead she says: 'Maybe you don't love me like I love you, baby, 'cos the broken in you doesn't make me run. There is beauty in the darkness. I'm not frightened - without it I could never feel the sun.' It's a lot less judgmental and, I guess, more reflective, this way: like she's just coming to understand the difference in the way that she and her (soon to be?) ex approach questions of love and relationships. And she's not sure which is right or wrong (if right and wrong there is) but she's not sorry for being the way she is. And then on another level she's telling him that it's okay to be damaged."
I agree with Tim wholeheartedly, but I do think that "without it I could never feel the sun" is something of a platitude, too easy a resolution. The question as Ashlee's career goes on is whether she's going to do right by the darkness, the damage, whether she'll find the words and sounds to make us feel it, think it, comprehend it, analyze it. Interesting that the abstractions in "Say Goodbye" - "love," "broken in you," "run" - tell a powerful story in one sentence. Astonishing, actually, and she's done it before, not as compactly but just as powerfully, in songs that sound even better: "Love Makes the World Go 'Round" and "Undiscovered." But on "Beautifully Broken," the track on I Am Me that's supposed to be the crucial, self-revealing one, where she deals with the SNL and Orange Bowl debacles, she just vagues out. "I'm beautifully broken/And I don't care if I show it." Well, show what? This is where we need details, need the scene, need to feel the breaking. "Every moment I'm filled with hope 'cause I get another chance/But I will try/I will try/Got nothing left to hide" - I'm truly grateful that she'll try, but this feels too much like Norman Vincent Peale. "Without the highs and the lows/Where would we go/Where would we go..." is a nice "ending" in being irresolute, and she is admirable in her determination to make positive use of her setbacks, but still, this is reassurance not revelation (compare to "Love Makes the World Go 'Round," where she questions the sentiment in the song title, wants to believe it but won't believe it from you). For actual darkness you need to go to lines like "What's she got that I don't have" in "I Am Me" or even to her undercover bitchiness in "Boyfriend," and of course "Shadow," which deserves its own 25 posts. And to Dylan: "You say you never compromise/With the mystery tramp but now you realize/He's not selling any alibis/As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes/And say do you want to make a deal." Like, you've really got no secrets to conceal, out on that ledge, and damn, we all know this Ashlee girl has lived it, but she's got to put it into words.
(To honor the people in the trenches, I'll point out that Ashlee's got two co-writers, John Shanks and Kara DioGuardi. But since most of the world wants to acknowledge the trenches only so it can sneer at Ashlee, I'll also point out that Shanks and DioGuardi have a co-writer too, and her name is Simpson, and if they've written lyrics this good with or for anyone else, I haven't seen it. And on "Love Makes the World Go 'Round" and "Undiscovered," John and Ashlee do without Kara. I suppose it's possible that Ashlee's role could be primarily as muse and inspiration and that her name is on the writing credits mainly as a courtesy. If that's the case, we all should have such a muse.)
(Another observation regarding the trenches: Shanks plays signature Dylan-style riffage at the start of "Shadow," a style that Dylan would use incessantly, playing the full chord with the mi note, then playing it with fa, then going back to mi.)
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
And there are what look like more up-to-date photos here, but it's some flash stuff that I'm not going to try and link.
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link
(I'm feeling the Kara photo more.)
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link
Ashlee Simpson coy on rumors of a new noseFrom Associated PressMay 10, 2006 5:38 PM EDT NEW YORK - Ashlee Simpson is laughing off rumors that she had a nose job - but she's not denying it either.
Recent photos splashed across the Internet and in tabloids suggest the multiplatinum singer has made an alteration to her profile, removing the bump that made her nose distinctive.
When asked about the speculation during a phone interview with The Associated Press on Wednesday, Simpson giggled and said: "Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, OK, whatever. It doesn't bother me."
But when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn't confirm or deny it, but just giggled more.
"Maybe - who knows!"
Simpson - the younger sister of Jessica - is about to launch a summer tour in June. Her latest album is "I Am Me"; her first album, "Autobiography," was released in 2004 and sold 3 million copies.
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link
"But I wouldn't be surprised if Tim F. has warm feelings towards attractively vulnerable young woman too, even if those feelings don't come from the loins."
Probably true!
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 11 May 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 11 May 2006 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 11 May 2006 07:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link
I guess I haven't paid enough attention to the lyrics, though.
― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link
So, these are a few of my favorite things about Lily.
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link
It's Danni Minogue syndrome!
― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Keith Allen, 90's drama school vulgarian, art school lad culture etc.
In England, during the mid-90's there emerged a thirty something lad culture, fronted by Baddiel and Skinner, Loaded magazine, britpopism's dominance in general, Cool Brittania etc. Keith Allen would be spotted at Glastonbury throwing fish and chips at hippies with a prosthetic boob suit on or sniffing coke off the bar at the Groucho (infamous new media members club) with Damon Albarn and Damian Hirst, whilst releasing a 'comedy' single in support of the England footie team glorifying, our nation's favourite Curry sauce, the Vindaloo (a totally English invention, and of kidney-failure levels of spiciness) with the self-proclaimed blackest man in West London, Albarn.
Now, matured (or laddism having somehow evolved into the bestubbled, bespectacled man around town we see today) he occasionally presents the odd thing on the telly. Worst thing about him is that although he lives in Islington (probably on a diet of painfully overpriced organic produce) he maintains a 'man-of-the-people' persona about him.
As you can gauge from the feelings on ILM, Allen is universally reviled, and judging from his recent performance on Celebrity Art School, actually plays up to this fact.
Anyway, Lilly Allen went to Bedale's School, an extremely expensive boarding school, which is where most 'socially-conscious' famous people's kids go, as it is very liberal whilst also maintaining an excellent level of education. Or in other words, the kids are allowed to have dreads and smoke pot, but are still amongst their own.
This is why I find the lyrics in LDN particularly cringeworthy. As does her Sarf Lahndan accent which seems pretty affected.
I don't want to sound like some kind of embittered class warrior as I also went to a private school, just I am used to meeting far too many middle-class kids who present themselves as underpriviliged street rats.
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Saturday, 13 May 2006 09:12 (eighteen years ago) link
I wish the lurker with the mustache would post here.
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 13 May 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 13 May 2006 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link
wz it LEE!
― rtccc (mwah), Saturday, 13 May 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 13 May 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link
Is the mousetache a clue?
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link
shamefully yes
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 14 May 2006 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link
>i feel even more contrarian than the year i went nuclear when JHO (jennifer >hudson, now a major movie role in Dreamgirls coming out Dec as we all know) >and Jon the Hobbit boy got booted before the final 3.>> i LOVED kelly pickler's "Unchained Melody" (that got her booted); it was >the first time in my life i have enjoyed the song. and yes, i listened >with my eyes closed so i didn't have to look at her goony face. her giant >country-voice accent and style had total raw-cred points by me; real >country (whatever the hell country is these days) singers DO wobble and >miss exact pitches, and they got giant accents that are the OPPOSITE of >Faith fucking Hill. i liked her/Kellie way better than last year's winner >whatshername. and because she's a dumbfuck village Carolina tinytown girl, >maybe she coulda got miranda lambert (from a tinytown Texas ditto) to throw >her some song rejects.>> america is stupid and missed on a likely platium or double-platinum >country act.>> i can't stand the voices of the chumps that're left. the only other >voice that i liked of the Top 10, was the little 16 year old black girl who >sang Signed Sealed & Delivered back in the days when Bucky was still >allowed to show his ugly face. well, i kinda liked her singing but the >song (choices) were mostly lame.>> and that Chris I'm the Grunge Guy...good lord, a CREED fan still roaming >the earth. shoot that motherfucker now! this is not what my daddy went >to world war II for.>> good fucking god, MANDY MOORE in American Dreamz craps all over these >losers. and the theme song was better. and funnier.
― xhuxk, Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link
(revised projected encore sectoin after the first 30 songs / 37 min playing time) -- Kelly BEHIND THESE HAZEL EYESBlack Flag NERVOUS BREAKDOWNKelly SINCE U BEEN GONE yes, i am planning on turning kelly and swedish pop's biggest hit in to a "Black To Comm" vehicle, people all over the stage out of the crowd (there's three vocal microphones to turn them loose on, four if we unhook the drummer's) times they are a changin! vocal microphones to turn them loose on, four if we unhook the drummer's.
― xhuxk, Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link
kelly picklere shoulda won weeks ago, she smoked Bohemian Rhapsody, was an automatic 1x or 2xplatinum nashville-facotyr country/pop prototype (much better voice than Carrie Underfuckingwood), AND i loved her "Unchinaed Melody" . even if looking at her goober idiot face was disconverintg. i'd close my eyes and listen to voices (during the middle 30 seconds of each 90 second tune), that's why i'm the best AI judge who ever said "fuck!" ten times onstage during a punk rock set. Kelly had a great voice, huge natural southern accent. woulda been a good honky tonky singer in the 50's a la Jean Sheperd. the only other voice i enjoyed in the Top 10 was the little richkid black girl from Anaheim who made horrible song chioces after "Signed Sealed and Delivered," she just lost her confidence quickly in the following weeks. the others (singing, not performaing) just made my head hurt. i enjoy grey haired dork guy as a performer mightly, but his voice is just horrible....3rd rate Ray Charles hyrbird. but that's what Pro Tools is for! look at how great Bo Bice's Mx/Luke tracks sound! 2 of em on th ealbum are they are fucking great!
― xhuxk, Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link
re A*Teens tracks -- the great dance mixes for Heartbreak Lullabye and A Perfect Match ("radio mix") are on the CD-eps, ie german/scandanavia CD-singles. not to mention their great cover of Wizzard's #1 xmas hit (of 1973 i guess) I Wish It Could Christmas Everyday A*Teens = my favorite pop vocal group of the last 30 years since ABBA!
― xhuxk, Monday, 15 May 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link
*Nothing against ILE, I just have to draw the line somewhere, and not stay online perpetually.
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 15 May 2006 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link