Lyrical Cliches You Can't Stand

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Radio noise plus muffled vocals as a bridge. Every band did this at least once in the 90's.

The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (The Tao that can be Posted is), Sunday, 3 October 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

That is not a lyrical cliche!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 3 October 2004 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

This is mostly off-topic, but has any LP ever had as many cliches-as-song-titles as this, the first Asia LP?:

Slippery When Wet might at least provide some competition.

IIRC:

Let It Rock
You Give Love a Bad Name
Livin' On a Prayer
Social Disease
Wanted Dead or Alive
Raise Your Hands
Without Love
I'd Die For You
Never Say Goodbye
Wild In the Streets

(Hey, I got all but one from memory)

Hmm, Asia may have the edge.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 3 October 2004 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"Spread your wings and fly" shits me to no end.

Mil (Mil), Sunday, 3 October 2004 01:57 (nineteen years ago) link

The rolling list of "on the shelf" songs:

4. Tori Amos - "Hey Jupiter"

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 3 October 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

When a person (usually female) says "I'm in too deep". THAT really burns me up!

Crummy Grandma, Sunday, 3 October 2004 02:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Try lubricant.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 3 October 2004 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

...and ending in "emancipation proclamation".

Whatever, wu-tang's "mystery of chessboxin" is awesome.

Symplistic (shmuel), Sunday, 3 October 2004 03:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"i'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired"

Symplistic (shmuel), Sunday, 3 October 2004 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, i was KIDDIN'!!!

i love that song by the way.

x-post

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 October 2004 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i was too

Symplistic (shmuel), Sunday, 3 October 2004 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The rolling list of "on the shelf" songs:

5. Alice Cooper, Clones (We're All)

Six is having problems adjusting to his clone status
Have to put him on a shelf, please don't put me on a shelf
All day long we hear him crying so loud
I just wanna be myself, I just wanna be myself
I just wanna be myself, be myself, be myself

a banana (alanbanana), Sunday, 3 October 2004 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I appreciate any time a songwriter rhymes "rain" and "pain," as they are both sad.

Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

how about "could" and "would"

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

this might beat Asia - Celine Dion's "Decade of Song"

1) The Power Of Love
2) If You Asked Me To
3) Beauty and The Beast
4) Because You Loved Me
5) It's All Coming Back To Me Now
6) Love Can Move Mountains
7) To Love You More
8) My Heart Will Go On
9) I'm Your Angel
10) That's The Way It Is
11) If Walls Could Talk
12) The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
13) All The Way
14) Then You Look At Me
15) I Want You To Need Me
16) Live

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with whoever said about "spread your wings and fly". When those Lenny Kravitz and R Kelly songs came out I thought to myself "Surely no-one's going to go out and buy this hackneyed crap?" but they did. Stupid people.

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Did someone mention the Baby/Crazy couplet? It sucks. Nu Soul sucks.

Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Put your arms up in the air and wave'em like you just don't care.

And, yes, Phil Collins, we do now know that you have been "waiting for so long" :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, here's one I just thought of:

I can't stand it when an artist - especially one not known for being socially conscious - makes an attempt at political or social comment and then writes a hackneyed lyric that displays NO insight or understanding beyond "the world's in a mess" or "our politicians lie". The only example I can name right now is Phil Collins' "Another Day In Paradise" (Phil Collins again!!!), but I know there have been others.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with whoever said about "spread your wings and fly". When those Lenny Kravitz and R Kelly songs came out I thought to myself "Surely no-one's going to go out and buy this hackneyed crap?" but they did. Stupid people.
-- dog latin (doglati...), October 4th, 2004.

I saw a band the other night that I was quite enjoying, at least until that line came out.

Mil (Mil), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't stand it when an artist - especially one not known for being socially conscious - makes an attempt at political or social comment and then writes a hackneyed lyric that displays NO insight or understanding beyond "the world's in a mess" or "our politicians lie". The only example I can name right now is Phil Collins' "Another Day In Paradise" (Phil Collins again!!!), but I know there have been others.

Michael Jackson to thread! :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Btw. According to "The Guinnes Book Of British Hit Singles", the most commonly used title for a hit is "Tonight"

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 4 October 2004 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Phrases like "move your body", and songs referring to "groove", "beat", "the funk" and similar stuff should now be banned forever....

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 4 October 2004 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

outside looking in

billstevejim, Monday, 4 October 2004 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, most of these, except maybe the bad rhymes, are kind of fun.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 4 October 2004 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

She used to be my baby,
She used to be my girl.
I'd do anything to get her back.
I'd do anything that I could.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

In looking for other albums with cliched song titles, I came across Michael Bolton's greatest hits. I won't bother posting all the titles, but the absolute best has to be:

Can I Touch You ...There?

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah the man's a genius. WTF!

Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 October 2004 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I sing that song while I'm playing "Operation." The buzzer really completes it.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 4 October 2004 12:07 (nineteen years ago) link

"Went down to the ocean
Went down to the sea"

..both?

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 4 October 2004 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Deep in my heart - there's a fire - a burning heart
Deep in my heart - there's desire - for a start
I'm dying in emotion
It's my world in fantasy
I'm living in my, living in my dreams

You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll keep it shining everywhere I go
You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll be holding you forever
Stay with you together

Your my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, I'm feeling that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That's the only thing I really know

Let's close the door and believe my burning heart
Feeling alright come on open up your heart
Keep the candles burning
Let your body melt in mine
I'm living in my, living in my dreams

You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll keep it shining everywhere I go
You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll be holding you forever
Stay with you together

Your my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, I'm feeling that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That's the only thing I really know

You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll keep it shining everywhere I go
You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll be holding you forever
Stay with you together

Your my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, I'm feeling that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That's the only thing I really know

(c) Modern Talking/Dieter Bohlen 1985

:-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 4 October 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

feckin Sunshine

mentalist (mentalist), Monday, 4 October 2004 12:23 (nineteen years ago) link

there should be more songs about the milkman's wife's tits

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 4 October 2004 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

It should be noted that Dieter Bohlen is a lyrical genius, insofar as he is a German artist able to write English lyrics that scan beautifully and are gramatically correct while possessing an almost surreal meaninglessness.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

In looking for other albums with cliched song titles, I came across Michael Bolton's greatest hits. I won't bother posting all the titles, but the absolute best has to be:
Can I Touch You ...There?

-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...), October 4th, 2004.

isn't that also an mbv lyric?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, songwriters, check it...there are other words that rhyme with the number SEVEN besides HEAVEN thx k bye.
-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), October 1st, 2004 4:29 PM. (nickalicious)


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Name three.
-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), October 1st, 2004 5:04 PM. (Joseph McCombs)


one two three four five six seven
it said on the clock when I got a call from my man Kevin
he's talkin' some stoned nonsense about the ebb and
flow of things he don't know, film at eleven

OFF TEH DOME FUXOR!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

The rolling list of "on the shelf" songs:
6. Georgia Satellites - "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"

briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i get tired of lazy jasonspacemanisms in noisyguitarmusik. just make it a friggin' instrumental. yer "spoon-moon-june" rhyme schemes are making me sleepy, drugman.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

b-b-but you haven't asnwered the eternal question: "How DOES it feel?"

The rolling list of "on the shelf" songs:
Joy Division - Novelty
When ya gonna grow up and act, and be yourself
Cause pretty soon you'll find yourself nailed to the shelf

(at least it's nailed to the shelf.)

Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

anything about putting anyone's tender heart into a blender, or any such kitchen appliance.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

The river goeth into the sea...

Joe (Joe), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

are there lots of songs that use the feeble conceit of "trying to say [something] but the words get in the way"? maybe there's only one & i forgot how it went so every time i hear it i think it's a different one. i don't know.

doorag x, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
the roof the roof the roof is on fire
we don't need no water let the motherfuck burn burn motherfucker burn!!!

(actually i love it but i guess this is the thread for recycled lyrics?)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 November 2005 12:14 (eighteen years ago) link

From an old Motown song:

"I'd rather go blind than to see you walk away"

(Excessive cellulite on the arse will do that to you....)

ron critchlow, Friday, 11 November 2005 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Ugh...if I hear one more song referencing The Fat Lady of Limbourg, I'm gonna puke.

kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned "high as the sky." Regardless of context (drugs, love, whatever), it's a lameass rhyme.

Didn't the Beastie Boys rhyme "self-ish" with "shelf-ish" on Paul's Boutique?

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything involving having to call the doctor. (Exception: Sleater-Kinney's "Call The Doctor.")

mike a, Friday, 11 November 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish that I could fly, into the sky, so very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees, over the seas, in all degrees
To anywhere I please

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

Let's go and see the stars,the Milky Way or even Mars
Where it could just be ours
Let's fade into the sun, let your spirit fly
Where we are one
Just for a little fun
Oh oh oh yeah

I gotta get away; girl I gotta get away
Oh oh oh yeah

I want to get away, I want to get away
I want to get away, I want to get away
YEAH!!!

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
Girl I gotta get away

I want to get away, I want to get away
I want to get away, I want to get away
YEAH!!!

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
Girl I gotta get away
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah....

mike a, Friday, 11 November 2005 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Make - take - shake - break - etc.

("Patience" by Gn'R, "Every Breath You Take" by the Police)

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 November 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"The lovelight in your eyes," people!

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 11 November 2005 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link


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