Kanye vs. Taylor Swift: Dumbest beef of all time

i want to start using the phrase "country fried ass whuppin" more often

probably don't do that

okay

SNL did a sketch 2 years ago (with Kanye playing himself) about how he always interrupts award shows. It's almost verbatim to what happened on Sunday. Old habits die hard, etc.

So that makes it even worse, if he's become a parody of himself.

KanyeUniverseCity.com

should be noted that kanye is super into videos caring abt them a lot and has gone so far as to produce three videos for the same song paying for them out of pocket just cause he luvs that shit

I hope you feel appropriately pathetic for knowing this.

the whole 3-videos-for-"Jesus Walks" thing was a big publicity thing that MTV promoted the hell out of at the time

I hope you feel appropriately superior for not knowing that, though.

i hope we've all learned something here today

I'm trying to forget some stuff to be less pathetic, though. Anyone have a Men In Black memory wipe thingie?

was katy perry's guitarist susan sontag?

nah she plays on the record but jong is doing the tours i think

I hope you feel appropriately pathetic for knowing this.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, September 15, 2009 2:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no, sry 4 dashing yr hopes

i think he can pulverize your self-esteem with some more withering putdowns, though, just watch

its ok ive gotten used to the attendant paranoia that comes with being in the crosshairs of the internet assassin granny dainger

how do they cut to that woman JUST BEFORE SHE STANDS UP after the t/K moment

MOAR PATHETIC: NECKBEARDS RATIONALIZING CREEPY SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO TAYLOR SWIFT THROUGH 'APPRECIATION' OF 'HER MUSIC' vs KNOWING KANYE'S REALLY INTO MUSIC VIDS

uh, taylor swift's performance was fucking A imo!

my sexual attraction to taylor swift has nothing to do with her music.

Nor her buckteeth.

taylor is a dime iirc

o_O @ those twitter posts. I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise that people like that have access to computers/teh internet, but usually the sort of online racism that comes across my radar is at least a bit more subtle & doesn't consist of unabashed usage of the n-word. Christ, people are scary.

I think she's beautiful most of the time, just every once in awhile I see a very unflattering picture of her mouth and horseface.

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You take that horseface comment back, son. That smile has won awards.

And the Triple Crown.

Her face isn't long enough to be a horseface. She does look a little weird sometimes, though.

damn forks

i kid. she's generally cute.

Kanye's more entertaining than she is so she can fuck right off

YO I'M PROUD OF YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAD ONE OF THE BEST HORSE FACES OF ALL TIME!

^^^^^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbatjA-N5z8

"cut the president some slack"
man his press pool meeting sound awesome

I loves my president

lil mama is the shrink ray afflicted, transgendered Jay Z of the future, come back to warn Jay about the alien invasion. He jumped on stage to pass a data disc into his own pocket with vital information about how to destroy their hive lair.

you'd have to be blind to miss it.

that was the best post on this amazing thread up until the Sarah Jessica Parker zing.

http://kanyegate.tumblr.com

more gifs what people luv^

i kid. she's generally cute.

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, September 15, 2009 5:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

no i meant that was pretty funny!

yo shakey i'm proud of you and imma let u finish but burt_stanton was one of the best trolls of all time

it's called a ratface, people. you can also refer to her as "taylor squint".

c'mon i bet you can work that meme a lil more guys and totally deplete it of any funniness.

i just got the joke in the thread title

Could you imagine how fucking ridiculous you'd feel if the president of the united states called you a jackass.

would probably depend on the president, but yeah

i'd feel worse of the presidents of the united states called me a jackass.

what's the joke in the title?

um of all time

obama 1
kanye 0

http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/

Have fun.