Guys, there's a UK version...
oh my pic.twitter.com/QDFFzZih6R— Aidan JR (@mcandidate) January 19, 2022
― Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:23 (two years ago) link
lol, no Joe Lean and the Jing Jang Jong?
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:26 (two years ago) link
thats fake.yeah !? if not then given me 3oh!3 over this any day.
― mark e, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:28 (two years ago) link
Ah, had me fooled. Too plausible.
― Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:30 (two years ago) link
oh nevermind my stupid joke about the fake poster was also foiled by the nearly illegible text in their logo. oops.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link
"People are worried about how they're going to fit that many bands into under 12 hours"
People forget that Warped Tour did this for like 15 years. Of course, that means 8 stages, 20-minute sets for the undercard bands, and a princely 45-60 minutes for headliners.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:39 (two years ago) link
People are losing their minds over this but this is likely going to be a logistical shit show.― DT, Wednesday, January 19, 2022 3:32 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― DT, Wednesday, January 19, 2022 3:32 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
The big Once Upon a Time in L.A. package show that LiveNation recently did was apparently a shitshow, but got overshadowed by Drakeo's murder.
― jpg trouble in wallo gina (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:40 (two years ago) link
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, January 19, 2022 4:39 PM bookmarkflaglink
there's only going to be three stages
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link
though in that GIF jon shared....I didn't read that All American Rejects post as them actually being shocked that they were on the lineup, it seemed like them cutely bragging about being in the lineup. can't imagine they'd post that for their fans if they legit weren't playing.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:42 (two years ago) link
they posted the same thing on FB too
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
Three Stages...oof
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link
Yeah I don't know how true it is about the bands not knowing, I was more struck by the logistics issue as well.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:48 (two years ago) link
I'd see this if it was every single one of those bands playing at once.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:51 (two years ago) link
the Charles Ives Festival
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:52 (two years ago) link
More like the Gives You Hives festival (minus the Hives)
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 21:55 (two years ago) link
starting to side-eye the takedowns of this festival that I've seen off-board. like people suggesting "how can you support a LIVENATION festival", as if they don't have a pretty big monopoly on shows/festivals. pretty much everybody sharing this one viral status criticizing the festival has been to a LiveNation show.
but the weirdest take is IT'S GONNA BE A SUPERSPREADER EVENT. the event is in October 2022. We might be in the throes of another variant wave, we might not. we don't know. should nobody plan any events at all, ever?
I mean, us having moved to the endemic phase by then is not a forgone conclusion, no, but if we're still fighting something like an Omicron wave or worse at that time, chances are it will be cancelled anyway. Now people calling people that are even thinking of attending the event "superspreaders", that's concern trolling at its finest.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 22:35 (two years ago) link
(keep in mind I wouldn't set foot at this thing if you paid me)
Yeah, Neanderthal, those are the two exact takes I kept seeing pop up last night, both felt really weird. I've also seen a lot of tweets along the lines of, "what will Bright Eyes think when they learn more about LiveNation's business practices?!?!?!" Uh they are probably well aware and have decided it's a necessary evil in order to make money as a touring band in 2022. I hate them too, but let's not blame the bands and fans when there really aren't many feasible alternatives popping up to choose from.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 22:38 (two years ago) link
The AstroWorld fest was an unlikely to be completely repeated Perfect Storm clusterfuck.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 22:44 (two years ago) link
I mean...I don't like LiveNation, and I think they hire complete psychos for security at shows (one of whom who demanded I show him my ticket when I entered the pit, minutes after I was told I didn't need to do that by another security guard, and that I'd only need to show my wristband. and when I asked why I had to show my ticket when I had my wristband, she screamed at me and said nasty abusive shit. I couldn't find any way to report her to LiveNation other than report her to another security person, which...lol).
and most of the shows I go to aren't LiveNation, cos I usually go to metal shows put on by one or two promoters in town who I know and are good dudes.
but....if I want to go to any big show, esp one at an ampitheater, I probably have no choice. it's like...Live Nation was terrible long before Astro World, idk how to break this to people. it's not exactly a good thing for billion-dollar global corporations like Ticketmaster/Live Nation to have a near monopoly on this shit, but we saw how well the Pearl Jam boycott worked. the game is rigged, I have to grin and bear it if I want to see a band that has more than 500 fans and is playing outdoors at some place with capacity of more than 1000 people.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
the alternatives weren't much better, too. when TicketFly existed (before EventBrite folded them in), their fees weren't as bad as Ticketmaster, but they were still pretty hideous.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 22:51 (two years ago) link
(yes, if you can buy directly from one of the bands, always do it, always always)
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 22:52 (two years ago) link
The Superspreaders are Sub Pop's premier cowpunk band, IIRC
― Rockin’, and rollin’, and whatnot (morrisp), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
lol
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link
lol my stepbrother's old band are in the UK joke version.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 23:15 (two years ago) link
"i wonder how many bands are going to be no-shows when they learn more about LiveNation"
no joke, this is the funniest thing i have seen in a while
― alpine static, Thursday, 20 January 2022 00:02 (two years ago) link
seeing that and subsequent discussion of LiveNation as if it is some surprise / little known entity is making me feel like i have passed into a bizarro world or something
― alpine static, Thursday, 20 January 2022 00:03 (two years ago) link
Yeah are there a lot of people who only know about livenation bc of astroworld, I guess?
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 20 January 2022 00:08 (two years ago) link
i'm sure there are. and i guess that's what you see here.
it's just not in any way connected to reality.
the thought of one member of, like, All American Rejects reading LiveNation's Wikipedia entry, horrified, and calling a band meeting to discuss whether or not they should take a stand is hilarious
― alpine static, Thursday, 20 January 2022 00:50 (two years ago) link
it's bizarre to me because not only did you get routed to LiveNation's site when buying tickets to a LiveNation show, some of the ampitheaters around the country are renamed to LiveNation Ampitheater, and the security staff and other employees all wear LiveNation gear.
like....boggles my mind that people are treating them like a new monster
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 January 2022 01:08 (two years ago) link
wait til these bands find out about las vegas
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 January 2022 02:08 (two years ago) link
wait until they find out about emo
(too far?)
― Rockin’, and rollin’, and whatnot (morrisp), Thursday, 20 January 2022 02:42 (two years ago) link
i want Jesus is a Cunt festival
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 January 2022 02:44 (two years ago) link
predict at least 2 band members get cancelled before the festival does
― PaulTMA, Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:21 (two years ago) link
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 January 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link
I have bad news for all of you
That's it folks, the Noughties are officially retro. pic.twitter.com/5jN5DZTby6— AAA Badboy (@KaptinisDead) January 22, 2022
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:02 (two years ago) link
Is the bad news that it’s really easy to make fake posters for great lineups?
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:09 (two years ago) link
Yeah on second glance it's fake as hell but still
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link
I'd totally go to this
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link
lol watch what happens when you type in the URL on the poster
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:18 (two years ago) link
never even heard of crookers or the bloody beetroots - would they really be so high on the bill?
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link
I'll never not love this crookers remix
"If I only could, I'd make a deal with Zod, get him to swap our plaaaaaces!"Climactic scene from SUPERMAN II: A Musical.— Laird Barron (@LairdBarron) January 22, 2022
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:27 (two years ago) link
oops, this crookers remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4TtigBbOQ
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:28 (two years ago) link
crookers released an album with some insane guests on it, so that was a viable inclusion.however bloody beetroots : who the f^ck !? so many of the inclusions are no longer in action.would be a bloody brilliant festival though.though suspect a lot of tweeters would get blown.
― mark e, Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:29 (two years ago) link
Bloody Beetroots were bloody massive on the dance festival circuit at the time. iirc they sounded like a very shitty Justice, but had the dazzling USP of wearing Spawn masks while they did so.
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link
fair enough.time to go a digging and see what i missed out on.
― mark e, Saturday, 22 January 2022 18:43 (two years ago) link
Jeff Weiss's write-up of Once Upon A Time in L.A.-- where Drakeo the Ruler was attacked and murdered by a mob of over 100 people--makes it sound like a contender for worst music festival:
https://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/the-assassination-of-drakeo-the-ruler/
The fight appears to be over. Except for a couple of bruises, nobody seems to be badly hurt. That’s when the half dozen antagonists are replaced by what looks like an army of the dead. They appear as if out of nowhere, sprinting helter-skelter in battalions of 20, mostly in red, many ski-masked, letting loose shrieks of “Whoop” and “Suu Whoop.”
It seems clear that the initial confrontation had been a decoy to convince Drakeo and the Stinc Team that their rivals would be willing to catch a fair one. Instead, this mob of 100 swarms them, sprinting nearly to the spot where Snoop Dogg is about to take the stage. This is not merely an escalation or the chaos of a smaller fight gone out of hand. This is strategic, the obvious product of careful design.
By now, nearly seven or eight full minutes have passed since the first punch of the initial, decoy conflict. Maybe ten. Maybe more. Security and police are still entirely absent. Drakeo and the few friends with him drown in a sea of bodies, a red riptide. A video of the incident shows the Stinc Team attempting to retreat behind a fence the moment they realize the depravity of the ambush. In that video, the mob circles a blurred figure on the ground. Later, a private investigator who volunteers his services to Drakeo’s family tells them that after reviewing the footage, he counts 113 people taking on seven.
Directly in front of me, I watch one of the attackers leap up on a ledge, rip off his mask, beat his chest, and screech with apparent glee. As if on cue, the attackers all remove their red hoodies and scatter. Seconds later, security and the police finally arrive, much too late. So do a team of medics, who rush up to a prostrate body writhing on the asphalt. It is Drakeo: mask off, blood pouring all over his face and neck. It looks like his throat has been slit. In the distance, I hear the wail of sirens.
Cops form to separate the Stinc Team and me from the rest of the all-access area. From what I can see, there is no attempt to secure the backstage to prevent the assailants’ escape. No arrests are made. No one else has been stabbed, although one or two people are being treated in a medical tent for minor injuries. None of us is questioned about what we had witnessed.
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 28 January 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link
Hi, we're having a metal night! Pay $9 to dance to the worst garbage the genre has to offer!
https://i.ibb.co/XCbv2k1/286600624-10159128601297981-3295590754539592564-n.jpg
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 06:14 (two years ago) link
this is like hosting a Reggae night and playing Magic! and Sublime all night
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 06:15 (two years ago) link
Guilfest is back after 8 years.
Nominated twice as best Medium-sized Festival in the UK
Woah!!! Steady on there!!!
Saturday 16th July: Sister Sledge, Bjorn Again, Baccara, The Jones Gang (featuring Kenney Jones & Friends), Space, The Rock Choir.Sunday 17th July: Peter Hook & The Light, Dodgy, Counterfeit Stones, Bez, Republica, The Wurzels, Johnny Moped, Definitely Oasis, Old Time Sailors, The Rock Choir
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 18 June 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link