he's never going to get home
It's almost as if he went out for a ride and he never went back.
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
Rhonda let's drive this chevy out into the switchblade nightlet's take all our shattered dreams and toss em out into the creekthat runs behind the pollution factory where the drunks allsing about the prom queen that they almost married
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:45 (one hour ago) link
Rhonda I know there's still magic somewhere out in those starsand I think we can find it if you have sex with me tonight in my caaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!!!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link
<Big Man takes a sax solo>
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
lol
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Re: Bruce never smoking pot - yeah, and then there's this performance of "Wild Billy" where he a.) seems super stoned and b.) introduces the song by offering to trade a song dedication for weed? (I think - he's mumbling so much it's hard to tell.) Great performance, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAUrofM9DDs
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
To man alive: good, but it needs more road references or some place names, like
You're not sure if you should put out or waitThe answer is somewhere on the interstateBaby don't make me read between the linesAll the wisdom I need is beneath these Jersey pines
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
I feel like someone needs to either code an auto-Brucenator, or start a crowdsourced Boss-imitation thread called "Sprilxsteen" or something
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
Well I thought I saw the Jersey Devil out behind the WaWa last nightCarly calls taylor ham pork roll but I don't mindSo let's ride this jughandle til the wheels fall off this '87 pontiacI'm heading out to Six Flags and I don't know if I'm comin' back
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
how's that YMP?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
First-rate!
Just make sure you get a Steinbeck character into the chorus and it's done.
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
"Last night" is the touch that really makes it.
You might need to add a dream sequence and some father issues, though. And a gypsy curse.
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
this is killing me rn
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
Out from under the shadows of the pulasky skywaySpeeding past the Sbarro sign at the Walt Whitman rest areaWe can ride this turnpike all night but the ride ain't freejust tell me what exit and I'll punch your ticket baby
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
Never knew my daddy, but he was a union manGypsy woman told him "do all that you can"I walked in a dream past the boardwalk sightsSaw John Steinbeck in those neon lights
We're almost there. Just need some chugging Roy Bittan chords through a Leslie speaker.
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link
Not so fast - if you want to beat Dylan at this game, you'll need crime, a character of indeterminate gender, and some sisters.
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
wait so this song opened with sex in the caaaaarrrr?
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
Lily Dale, you could be helping here - at least sketch out a verse, sheesh.
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
I am the Jon Landau of this song. I don't help, I just provide highbrow criticism.
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
I think sex in the caaaaaaarrrr was a false ending? (To be followed by ONE TWO THREE FOUR! and the verse about the Jersey Devil.)
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
ok.
A figure in green haunted my dreamMaybe a man, maybe a ladyMy sister heard a siren screamGypsy said "that was your maybe"
Rhonda was stuck in betweenBlood in the mist out by the beachVanished behind a smokestack screenThe cops arrived, she was out of reach
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link
[unintelligible moaning]
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
AND THEN WE HAD SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR! <sax solo>
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR!SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR!SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR!SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR!SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR!SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR!
All right!
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
Keep it rockin' boys!
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
How are you all doing these without using the word "sir"?
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link
Sex In The Car, Sir
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
<Nils does a dance on a trampoline>
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, October 10, 2019 12:42 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
I feel like it should actually be "Burnin' past the Sbarro sign..."
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
Fair point, it's not really Springsteen unless something's on fire.
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
or he gave away the g's
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link
I put those g's in Sir Sbarro's sign, honey, and then I torched it
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
And she said "Honey you should know by now that pizza's no good!"as she lit a cigarette and flicked the ashes on my hood
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
Another American job lost to high tech outsourcing
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
Saw her in the Sbarro's by the dynamoJust a-twirlin' that pizza dough
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
The bar band there was hoppingI got lost in Rhonda's worldRedemption was the toppingAs the pizza slowly twirled
― Saint Buffy (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
They closed down the Sbarro's 'cross the railroad trackRalph went out looking for pizza and never came back
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link
Everybody knows a hungry Ralph
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S04E17/509675.jpg?b64lines=V2VsbCB0aGV5IGJsZXcgdXAgdGhlIApjaGlja2VuIG1hbiBpbiBQaGlsbHkgbGFzdCAKbmlnaHQKCgoKCgoKCi4uLm1tbW1tLi4uY2hpY2tlbi4uLg==
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link
Meet me tonight at Panera Bread
― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link
no dude that's mark kozelek
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link
his songs are even easier to parody because he pretty much writes them as parodies of their own style to begin with
I had to listen to "The Promise" earlier - Bruce's most self-referential song? That 2-disc lost album sort of thing they put out with the Darkness box is nice, but the 3 year gap (lawsuit-imposed?) between Born to Run and Darkness probably did him a lot of good in the long run.
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
IS THERE SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR?YES THERE"S SEX IN THE CAAAAAARRRR!
― nickn, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link
That killed me because Bruce has never directly sang about sex, eh?
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https://the-niche.blog/2018/04/16/the-top-ten-horniest-bruce-springsteen-songs/
On Badlands: "Any given lyric in this song could be about overthrowing American capitalism or getting gloriously, generously rawed. Or both!"
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
Because The Night Belongs To Fuckers
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
that list of horny springsteen songs is glaringly missing "candy's room."
and the ILM springsteen song is glaringly missing a river. or lake. or some body of water.
― fact checking cuz, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
good point.
We kiss, my heart's pumpin' to my brainAnd the blood rushes in my veins, the fire rushes towards the skiesI go driving, driving deep into the nightI go driving deep into the light, in Candy's eyes...
i'm gonna take a shower
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
There's that song on "Devils & Dust" about a prostitute in Reno that's about as explicit as Bruce has ever gotten, or for that matter could be.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 October 2019 23:08 (four years ago) link
my. goodness.
― maffew12, Thursday, 10 October 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5PoIrcyd34
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 10 October 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link