i love this whole bonkers thread but sometimes it feels like people are trying to play the parlor game with their favorite acts rather than noting those who may have subsequently occupied a similar cultural space as Bon Jovi did in the late 80s, as much as that's possible
like i just opened the whole thread and ctrl+F'd for Maroon 5 and got nothing. i don't know their discography outside songs for jane and a couple of the later singles but they def feel like a band who have a New Jersey, probably from right around the time levine started cashing checks from work outside the band. i dunno, maybe i'm wrong. does lenny kravitz have a NJ? he hasn't been mentioned either. michael bolton? red hot chili peppers have been mentioned twice (by the way was nominated both times)--90s and later they've always felt like a kind of la version of BJ to me.
the prince discussion feels especially intangible since lovesexy dropped only four months before NJ itself... you can directly compare them in almost every particular if you want, no need for the kind of speculation that surrounds later acts who find themselves in changed circumstances
― sciatica, Friday, 7 September 2018 23:55 (five years ago) link
Can an entire genre have a New Jersey? If so, I nominate Tha Dogg Pound’s Dogg Food for gangsta rap. That album reached #1?
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 September 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link
*barely audible* if by the way counts then that is a new jersey that i think is legit very good
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link
does anyone on ILX know maroon 5's discography enough to comment? the main thing i know about them is that they are terrible. i guess they must have fans and an identity but, despite levine's ubiquity, they've always struck me as truly faceless, almost incapable of being "huge" no matter how many albums they sell or how many TV shows their frontman hosts. still, numbers-wise they might make it to hugeness....
trying to parse them just on quantitative measures it's tough to me to say they have one. despite earlier successes their greatest moment of pop-culture ubiquity was from 2010 to 2012 - "Misery," "Moves Like Jagger," "Payphone," "Daylight," the forgotten #1 "One More Night," and Levine's turn on "Stereo Hearts." but in terms of album sales, their 2010 and 2012 albums did considerably worse than their previous releases, and not measurably better than the two since, which have continued spinning out top 20 singles, none of which i can recall from the titles. obviously this is a reflection of the era - in 2000, with singles performing like that, they'd be looking at like 6x platinum album sales or more. were any of these albums really marketed as albums (let alone as "events")? i honestly have no idea.
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link
Maroon 5 has got to be the most popular band that gets absolutely zero attention from ILM. They aren’t even interesting enough to be bad and hated like Dave Matthews.
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link
if Lenny Kravitz has one it'd have to be 5 based on sales/pop cultural presence, sense of hollowness, and complete tanking of his recording career in subsequent years. but its event-ness is hard to appraise - it was a slow seller that gained momentum as increasingly bad but hooky singles got dug up, or added on to it. it was definitely not an event when "If You Can't Say No" first hit radio... "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" was still getting recurrent play but aside from that he was not arriving to that album with any star presence or anything. he's enough of a household name that i kinda buy him as a "huge artist" but....
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:20 (five years ago) link
First of all, the singles from Songs About Jane are good.
Secondly, what is a Fairweather Johnson? I forgot. I know it's Hootie. I think Maroon 5 have that or an NJ with It Won't Be Soon Before Long. Went 2x platinum in America, peaked at #21 on the Top 200. Songs About Jane peaked at #15 and went 4x platinum. The singles from the first record got a TON of radio and airplay in 2002 when MTV was still playing videos semi-regularly or at least enough to break a band. Constant rotation. I still hear those singles out today. Can't remember anything from the second record, released in 2007. Too much of a gap? Eh, the singles from Jane had legs. They toured on that record for years. I don't remember much excitement in 2007 - sort of feels like Maroon 5 records just happen, you don't anticipate them. But it wasn't the death knell.
The next album Hands All Over came out in 2010 and doesn't make much impact... until the fourth single - "Moves Like Jagger" - became a surprise hit nearly a year later, and arguably became more popular than any of the Jane singles. At this point, they can kind of just exist at that Starbucks wine mom plateau forever as long as Levine stays on TV and out of trouble.
― flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link
ok I see now that the third paragraph completely negates the second paragraph, I was merely trying to convey what a strange / unique trajectory Maroon 5 have had.
― flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link
fairweather johnson = technically a big seller, maybe heavily anticipated, but all the sales were right upfront (pure momentum from predecessor) and even *at the time* people knew the jig is up, usually evidenced by the singles doing badly and/or the first single doing well but them dropping off from there. so it's a successful album on paper but the career decline is evident and profound before the promo campaign has even run its course. hootie fit this to a T from having such an enormous smash beforehand that they could get to #1 and go double platinum with an album where almost nobody who doesn't cultivate playlists of forgotten 90s singles can even recall that lead single "old man and me" ever existed. supposed former infatuation junkie is comparable in scale, but even that had "thank u" which made some kind of cultural impression.
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:37 (five years ago) link
"Old Man And Me" seems due for CVS reappraisal.
― Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link
At this point, they can kind of just exist at that Starbucks wine mom plateau forever as long as Levine stays on TV and out of trouble.
They get Clear Channel pop radio play, and their Cardi B collaboration "Girls Like You" sits at #2. Th
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link
My mom bought my brother Fairweather Johnson on release date cos he wanted it. He played it during dinner and my mom decided she hated it almost immediately, continually saying "I'm not hearing anything" after every song.
He turned it off but he loved it probably to spite mom.
God is dead.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 September 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link
btw re: Hands All Over - not sure what you mean about it sleeping til 4th single, "Misery" was the lead and it had a big footprint. peaked at #14 but it was on the radio forever. Oh yeah-eh!
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 02:06 (five years ago) link
xp Imagining that dinner scene is bringing me great joy
― stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Saturday, 8 September 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link
yeah I thought that might be the case. you and alfed are right, they've been too big for too long to have an NJ or a FJ. I meant they've plateaued at a certain level of (considerable) popularity that it's not possible for them to have an NJ.
― flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link
Bizarre trajectory for a band though: unexpectedly boosted by your frontman getting a job as a talent show judge.
― flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link
if The Massacre is the last "core" NJ, what's the heart music NJ?
― flappy bird, Saturday, 8 September 2018 06:07 (five years ago) link
Real Madrid 2018 Champions League?
― anvil, Saturday, 8 September 2018 08:01 (five years ago) link
Neymar is PSG’s New Jersey
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Saturday, 8 September 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link
Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
Can't believe I didn't think of this earlier, it's a classic New Jersey
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
Time will tell but good call
― flappy bird, Monday, 10 June 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
hmm. They've never had a million selling record right?
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
And the 6 year gap between records is a complicating factor
We almost have to retire this phrase because "hits" in the traditional sense don't exist anymore
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
I mean sales are just different but they are a popular band, they just sold out the same arena as Billy Eilish and 1975 in my town
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
Speaking of which: A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
no
― Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
fwiw I looked on Wiki and every VW album is platinum or gold, three albums in a row debuted at no. 1 which is pretty impressive for a rock band now
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link
Ok but it was called a “classic New Jersey” and clearly it isn’t
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 10 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
modern vampires of the city is a better fit
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link
I still think we must retire the term unless it's for pop superstars like Drake.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
objection overruled
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link
bastinato for you
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link
you guys are basically arguing with L Ron Hubbard about Scientology
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 June 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link
Battlefield Earth was Hubbard’s NJ
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 02:29 (four years ago) link
By the time MISSION earth came out everyone knew the game was up
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link
Vampire Weekend - Father of the BrideCan't believe I didn't think of this earlier, it's a classic New Jersey― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 04:42 (four years ago) link
I agree that nothing should be labelled a New Jersey until its follow-up is out.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 06:31 (four years ago) link
Yeah without a follow-up, it's hard to tell if an album is a NJ or not.As for FOTB, it's far from being ma favourite of theirs (VW/MVOTC first, depending on the mood, then FOTB then Contra) but it's very good and it seems it's quite popular and most of the VW fans love it so it doesn't feel like a NJ to me.
― AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 09:18 (four years ago) link
yeah, i think for many people this is their favorite release of theirs. On top of that, they're trying a bunch of new things on it, so I don't really see it as the creative stagnation coasting on momentum that for me NJs have been about.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link
y'all watch
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 09:49 (four years ago) link
Might be too early to say, but I feel like reputation will ultimately be a New Jersey.
― triggercut, Wednesday, August 29, 2018 6:39 AM (nine months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hmm
― old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
not a bad prediction
― dyl, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 01:46 (four years ago) link
Tonight when my daughter wasn't coming up from the basement to get ready for bed, I blasted "Bad Medicine" to flush her out.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link
You = cool dad
― Consider the coconut (morrisp), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link
I 100% stand by my Culture II vote for New Jersey status. Follow-up or no.
― mr.raffles, Wednesday, 19 June 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link
Yeah Culture II might be a good one. But was it big enough, though ?Or just the second album of a band/artist that had a big first album and then (more or less) vanished ?Maybe a NJ requires a more established act than one like Migos.
― AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 20 June 2019 08:42 (four years ago) link
it didn't have anything as big as "bad and boujee" but it felt just as big as its forerunner if not bigger? like if you tallied up streams and spins and all that shit i wouldn't be surprised if it actually outdid culture
even suggesting that migos 'vanished' after culture is absolutely preposterous
― dyl, Friday, 21 June 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link
like, are you all misremembering culture as being significantly bigger than it actually was? i just am not understanding the disconnect here
― dyl, Friday, 21 June 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link
if you tallied up streams and spins and all that shit i wouldn't be surprised if it actually outdid culture
Cause it has twice as many tracks.
― old cloud yells at man (voodoo chili), Friday, 21 June 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link