Out of college, monkey's bentSee no future, pay no rentAll the monkeys gone, nowhere to go
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2009 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Why can't you do it?Why can't you set your money free?Always giving into itDo you love your money or do you love me?Why can't you do itWhy do I have to share my baby with a'money?
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 14 May 2009 12:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my money.
*viceversalist post no.2*
― t**t, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
You don't need a primateJust to hang aroundBut if you've got a Mandrill,won't you lay your monkey down?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I've got 90,000 chimps in my pajamasI've got 40,000 vervets in my fridgeI've got lots of lovely lemursNow the gibbon's getting dearerAnd my bonobos would buy the Brooklyn BridgeThere is nothing quite as wonderful as monkeys...
Bushbaby, bushbaby give me you handFrom July to the end of September...
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 15 May 2009 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link
She's so fine, there's no telling where the monkey went
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
(kind of want to do this thread all over but with "mummy")
monkey monkey monkeymust be funny^H^H^H^H^H funkyin a rich man's worldi like that one a lot
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, February 4, 2005 11:28 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
When I was little - like 7 or 8, I guess - my mother used to listen to ABBA and I actually thought these WERE the lyrics. Or at least I thought it was, "All the things I could do, if I had a little monkey, in a rich man's world." All I could think was, "Why does she want a little monkey? How would that help?"
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
Rich men might pay to see the monkey do tricks or something... see also "fool and his monkey" above.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link
No romance without financeNo romance without finance
Boy, nothin' in life is freeThat's why I'm askin' you what can you do for meI've got responsibilitiesSo I'm lookin' for a man who's got some monkey in his hands
― conkers, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
Monkey in my pocket but I just can't get no love(The love I have in mind is very very hard to find...)
― Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
Well they got an apartment with deep-pile carpetsAnd a couple of paintings from SearsA big water bed that they bought with the breadThey had saved for a couple of yearsThey started to fight when the monkey got tightAnd they just didn't count on the tears
― Set the Ctrl-Alt-Del for the heart of the sun (SlimAndSlam), Sunday, 24 November 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link