This is the thread where we change the word 'money' in a song lyric to 'monkey'

Monkey, it's a trip
don't give me none of that goodygoodygood bullshit

This money's gone to heaven!

*viceversalist post*

(and only 2 hours old!)

He was adding the harmonies.

Gorilla Got me - The Kinks

He was adding the harmonies.

Harmonkeys surely?

Out of college, monkey's bent
See no future, pay no rent
All the monkeys gone, nowhere to go

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your money free?
Always giving into it
Do you love your money or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a'money?

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my money.

*viceversalist post no.2*

You don't need a primate
Just to hang around
But if you've got a Mandrill,
won't you lay your monkey down?

I've got 90,000 chimps in my pajamas
I've got 40,000 vervets in my fridge
I've got lots of lovely lemurs
Now the gibbon's getting dearer
And my bonobos would buy the Brooklyn Bridge
There is nothing quite as wonderful as monkeys...

Bushbaby, bushbaby give me you hand
From July to the end of September...

She's so fine, there's no telling where the monkey went

(kind of want to do this thread all over but with "mummy")

monkey monkey monkey
must be funny^H^H^H^H^H funky
in a rich man's world
i like that one a lot

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, February 4, 2005 11:28 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I was little - like 7 or 8, I guess - my mother used to listen to ABBA and I actually thought these WERE the lyrics. Or at least I thought it was, "All the things I could do, if I had a little monkey, in a rich man's world." All I could think was, "Why does she want a little monkey? How would that help?"

Rich men might pay to see the monkey do tricks or something... see also "fool and his monkey" above.

No romance without finance
No romance without finance

Boy, nothin' in life is free
That's why I'm askin' you what can you do for me
I've got responsibilities
So I'm lookin' for a man who's got some monkey in his hands

Monkey in my pocket but I just can't get no love
(The love I have in mind is very very hard to find...)

Well they got an apartment with deep-pile carpets
And a couple of paintings from Sears
A big water bed that they bought with the bread
They had saved for a couple of years
They started to fight when the monkey got tight
And they just didn't count on the tears