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Introduce Yourselves!

douches

fandango (fandango), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm with you about "silent to the dark", louis.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...
Hi!

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

noes

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

lollllls

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Louis, I hope everything goes well for you here!

John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

OTM

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost: when's that olive branch gonna be retracted then?

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

bring on the anal!!

Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

also, hoosteen, although i'm currently fucked i can still feel the crimson shame of embarrassment at that quote. it was originally designed to be an amusing parody of the WORST thing one might say on an introduction thread, turned out it became the very thing it sought to mock...

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're currently fucked, it is truly the day that all of ilx has been waiting for. CONGRATS DUDE!

John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link

fucked as in drunk et a little bit stoned. the literal fucking will have to wait, although not long if (one of) the pipeline projects blossom(s).

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

above all, however, i'm actually as chuffed as Kate Winslet's dildo :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

stoked for the madness.jpeg

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

The most meanspirited of threads redeemed?

(Come on ILM, I still believe in you!)

David A. (Davant), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:52 (seventeen years ago) link

First hint on success for your goal: Do not tell your intended that she is a "pipeline project".

John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, there's something called 'playing it cool', there's something called 'posting drunk on ILX at five in the morning', and never the twain shall meet.

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, there's something called 'playing it cool',

possibly my favorite phrase ever.

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god

Surmounter (rra123), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Hoosteen, where is your introduction thread?

jambalaya backgammon (grady), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god

MY NAME IS FREEZER BURN (Bimble...), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ban louis jagger

Apple Juice (Apple Juice), Saturday, 10 February 2007 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Surmounter, as if your introduction here was any better. hi guys, i'm new here!!!! anyone else agree with me that tipping sux????

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that wasn't my introduction - i've been around for a while. and your tipping joke is dead.

i wasn't making fun of louis jagger's introduction, either, with my oh my god. i've just never seen this thread and it's amsuing to put 2 and 2 together.

Surmounter (rra123), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm joining the radio station next year in a futile push to get people listening to stuff that isn't Matchbox 20 or The Kaiser Chiefs. I'll fail. The moment I'll fail is the moment I put Wilco's 'Less Than You Think' on because the last 12 minutes feature some "awesome" feedback manipulation.

...or maybe the moment I mashed Einsturzende Neubauten and Super Furry Animals together...

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a lot more respect for Louis Jagger when I thought he had just entered his first year of college

Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Saturday, 10 February 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
http://wizardishungry.com/lol/oozinator.gif

g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dooooood

wai

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
i don't even know what the deal is with that picture.

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ur gonna be a treat

-- david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006


boy did i call that one

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Louis.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

xp was about to say 'hi ms cleo'

deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

LouJag was truly the Chekhov's Gun of ilx.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, you'll all tire of me soon enough. Y'know, get bored, wander off, find something else to entertain yourselves with. Look, it's started to happen already. My novelty has worn off. I'm getting closer to the safe zone of obscurity...

-- Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:20 PM (8 months ago)

ghost rider, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.slugop.org/images/yellow-ribbon.gif

BRING OUR BOY BACK :(

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP

Edward III, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah strongo that was some churchill in '34 shit

gff, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Give me time to reason,
give me time to think it through
Passing through the season,
where I cheated you

I will always have a cross to wear,
but the bolt reminds me I was there

So give me strength,
to face this test tonight

If only I could turn back time
If only I had said what I still hide
If only I could turn back time
I would stay for the night. For the night...

Claim your right to science
Claim your right to see the truth
Though my pangs of conscience,
Will drill a hole in you

I seen it coming like a thief in the night,
I seen it coming from the flash of your light

So give me strength,
to face this test tonight

If only I could turn back time
If only I had said what I still hide
If only I could turn back time..
I would stay for the night

The bolt reminds me I was there
the bolt reminds me I was there

If only I could turn back time
If only I had said what I still hide
If only I could turn back time
I would stay for the night

[repeat chorus until fades out]

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

admittedly it's not as if he posted some very formal multi-graph nabisco otm style opening post and i somehow twigged him naked in makeup a year later

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

mod, edit strongo's post to say 'naked in makeup by the end of the year'

deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a good idea to imagine everyone here naken in makeup maybe

gff, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait god no

gff, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

haha you just imagined ned in makeup naked

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

A dream, but not mine.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

how you do that??!!

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Do what?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Appear promptly whenever you're referenced, I'm guessing.

jim, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm guessing he takes advantage of firefox's multi-tab browsing and opens every ilx thread

deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link


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