pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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haha totes trolling whiney

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link

lol

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link

it really is a *terrific* album, though

alpine static, Thursday, 20 October 2016 23:35 (eight years ago) link

"Or look to the album’s cover. The scene—a river winding through a dystopian landscape..."

lol what a hellscape

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link

Someone should get her out of there before the tide rises!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link

not to worry

she'll touch upon the california drought in her next record

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link

Ha, guess what they are playing in Rough Trade right now

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 22 October 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link

https://www.google.com/#safe=off&q=pitchfork.com+wizened

Did I miss the part where the accepted meaning of "wizened" changed due to constant misuse? Or are all these artists wrinklier than I imagined?

geoffreyess, Monday, 24 October 2016 23:41 (eight years ago) link

Produced by Pitchfork for Levi's®

marcos, Thursday, 27 October 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

where is chris ott has he talked about this yet

marcos, Thursday, 27 October 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

Rip It to Shreds: A History of Punk and Style
Punk is more than just a sound, it’s a whole way of being, and rock’s new rebels preferred lived-in T-shirts and Levi’s.

marcos, Thursday, 27 October 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link

stuff like that is v important it foregrounds the bullshitness of taste

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 October 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link

A Brief History of Goth Is Coming: Watch
All-black outfits. Being overly emotional on social media. Kanye. “Stranger Things.” What is goth? An in-depth exploration is coming soon. Watch the teaser.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 27 October 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link

is Stranger Things really goth? can't wait to find out.

tylerw, Thursday, 27 October 2016 20:45 (eight years ago) link

I assume it was the inclusion of the Clash and Moby that made it goth

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 October 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

goth is a bunch of stuff that isn't goth

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 October 2016 20:54 (eight years ago) link

l-r: peter murphy, budgie

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

Ever since the redesign (could be coincidence) they've been posting these weird stories occasionally that only exist because they involve, in whatever abstract way, someone with a connection to the music business but don't have much else to do with the actual music or the business.

― Evan, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 9:30 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just any thin connection to music at all is enough to get those juicy celebrities/sports news/elections clicks? Silly

http://pitchfork.com/news/69610-bill-murray-and-the-chicago-cubs-sing-go-cubs-go-on-snl-watch/

http://pitchfork.com/news/69608-watch-alec-baldwin-and-kate-mckinnon-escape-snl-to-arcade-fires-wake-up/

Evan, Sunday, 6 November 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

ppl love tv and sports

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Sunday, 6 November 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

more than music

maura, Sunday, 6 November 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

can't believe pitchfork is using the ridiculous tactic of covering things people want to read about

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 6 November 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

better late than never.

scott seward, Sunday, 6 November 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

Why start now

Οὖτις, Sunday, 6 November 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

the ghost of frank crowninshield compels them!

scott seward, Sunday, 6 November 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link

watch-bill-murray-arcade-fire-fred-armisszzzczxzxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

Just silly to me is all. It's like they're looking for loopholes around their own rule about what they can write about. Just change the rule!

Evan, Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

I forgot that Pitchfork started with a set of rules that we all know and love

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 7 November 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

panda bear rules

scott seward, Monday, 7 November 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link

I forgot that Pitchfork started with a set of rules that we all know and love

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, November 6, 2016 7:56 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care about the rule. I'm saying they are the ones caring about the apparent rule.

Evan, Monday, 7 November 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

The Apparent Rule of Pitchfork: One Man's Journey through the Aughties

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 7 November 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

what is the rule?

Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Monday, 7 November 2016 06:11 (seven years ago) link

disregard mainstream commercial culture, maaaan

pumped up kicks and levels on repeat all night (2011nostalgia), Monday, 7 November 2016 07:07 (seven years ago) link

The "rule" is that it must have relevance to music. That makes sense! But if you're saying "Great, we write a headline with Bill Murray and the Cubs in it because they are singing" then it appears you're looking for ways to meet that requirement via loophole. My entire point was that all of that is silly to me and if they've gotten to that point then why not just allow themselves to write about whatever they want?

Evan, Monday, 7 November 2016 12:35 (seven years ago) link

Just woke up here, sorry if that reads incoherently.

Evan, Monday, 7 November 2016 12:36 (seven years ago) link

Gotta say it was weird that the first post that Schrieber did in his Minneapolis basement in 1996 was just this one solemn vow to never cover anything that wasn't specifically about music. They framed the statement, which stands in the New York office to this day and make certain staffers kiss it every morning

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 7 November 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

isn't one of the lessons from the chives success the fact that bill murray is millennial male catnip

maura, Monday, 7 November 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

i have a theory that the death of bill murray will be the greatest shared tragedy of our modern times

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 7 November 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

I'm not confused or concerned just amused. I'm not sure if this is coming across.

Evan, Monday, 7 November 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

Amused that they are breaking a rule that only exists in the head of ILX poster Evan?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 7 November 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

there's no rule but it's legit to notice that there used to be a time when they covered music exclusively, which is the reason they became well-known in the first place, and that gradually they are moving toward a model where they frequently repost the same kind of mini-nonstories that 1000 other outlets cover every day, only slightly spinning them so they could conceivably have something to do with a series of pitches, rhythms, and dynamics. it's no big deal, it's not surprising, conde nast owns them and that's always how this was going to work out. but it's not a rule that only exists in the head of ilx poster evan, it's a memory of what a publication used to be like back in its better days, compared to how it is now, that's all. everyone gets that in order to continually grow and make a profit and put on more festivals and all that, they need to post more clickbaity articles. that's how it is most places on the internet these days. but it's fine to step back every once in a while and lament the decline of it all.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 November 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Well, yes, obviously, I was just making fun of Even calling it a "rule" which is hilarious and insane

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 7 November 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

mock mock mocking yon evan's law

Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Monday, 7 November 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

*sways*

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 November 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link


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