pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

KM that's some top notch Clickhole style writing

I'm about to send an album out for mastering. Is there like a Yelp for finding someone good or is it all word of mouth?

Gary is great.

do you have enough money for Howie Weinberg

If your music is loud/heavy, I recommend James Plotkin.

kind of amazed james plotkin even has ears at this point. but yeah, he's great.

If your music is loud/heavy, I recommend James Plotkin.

― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, May 26, 2016 6:03 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of amazed james plotkin even has ears at this point. but yeah, he's great.

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Thursday, May 26, 2016 9:29 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thirded. Firsthand experience, that guy's great

another cog in the devilish strickler machine!

https://twitter.com/kickstarter/status/738028232138760192

wonder if even more of the old staff is going to start jumping ship...

Why, is there a reason? Or do you mean since the redesign?

yeah, just since the conde nast buyout

Are there any old staff left to jump off the proverbial ship? Seems like most are gone at this point.

ha maybe you're right ... mark richardson? jayson greene? amy phillips? they've all been around a while right?

has mark richardson written much lately? feel like he just shows up to write marquee reviews every now and then

richardson seems in it for good, he's still editor-in-chief right?

oh wait not anymore, executive editor

dombal, sherburne, hogan, and pelly have all been around for a long time iirc

What does one do at the kickstarter offices?

lol i was just thinking that, what is he going to do

Suspect they might be doing something along the lines of Bandcamp -- editorial/writing work tied in with projects.

You have hired several music journalists, notably former New York magazine columnist Nitsuh Abebe. What do they do at Kickstarter?

I met Nitsuh 14 years ago on a ­message board, and he has always been one of my favorite writers. A year-and-a-half ago, I saw him on the street and I told him I was looking for a copywriter. He has done some great longform pieces here, too -- a recent one analyzes why slim wallets are such a big thing on Kickstarter. We also have Nick Sylvester and Sam Hockley-Smith. They’re highlighting things that are happening here. As far as bigger editorial ambitions, I can say they’re working on a variety of projects.

http://www.billboard.com/articles/business/6274107/kickstarter-ceo-yancey-strickler-success--south-park

Slim wallets are the new black metal.

what is 'Slim Wallets'

why is "a year and a half ago" hyphenated?

About this here message board.

does kickstarter do live music stuff? suprised they don't do the branded musicfest thing or something. brandon is good at the festival thing.

"says the unmarried Strickler,..."

and, ladies, he's single...

"The sound of 300 pounds of lard banging against the wall..." thread doesn't go over well on first dates

he's married with a kid now (that piece is from 2014)

quick turnaround

that project really delivered after it reached its funding

sooner or later all music writers will end up at kickstarter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXWkMlKFkI

it would be fucked that nabisco works at kickstarter if he weren't hired by another ilxor

this reminds me of Vote or Die. which didnt work

http://pitchfork.com/news/65898-introducing-the-pitchfork-music-festival-voter-engagement-and-mobilization-project/

Not a criticism of either, it just scares me.

nabisco left kickstarter and now is a story editor for the ny times magazine i think

has he been to any strip clubs lately?

I meant to share in this thread not Worst Music Writing.

Death Grips just tweeted a link to this art video http://ruinsmag.com/altered-states/the-caged-pillows/ which has snippets of old songs from Daft Punk, Death Grips, etc.

Pitchfork is F1RST with the news of nonexistent new track

http://i67.tinypic.com/24euirc.jpg

http://pitchfork.com/news/65915-death-grips-share-the-caged-pillows-video-watch/

first! peoples

hmm

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1188-what-the-hell-is-simpsonwave/

I saved the frontpage with it on the Wayback Machine in case you ever want to gaze longingly back at the moment:
http://web.archive.org/web/20160614174547/http://pitchfork.com

Ugh, I just watched the two "explanation" videos contained within the Simpsonwave piece and I'm on irony overload. Do people actually live their lives like that? In that constant state of hyper-awareness and super smug jokiness?

i am pro simpsonwave btw. bought the blank banshee album after seeing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg

Site is desperately short on ideas at this point IMO.

http://pitchfork.com/news/66111-watch-pitchforktvs-brief-history-of-dad-rock/

idk if it is the redesign, quite possibly it is, but it seems like there has been a dramatic drop-off in quality across the site, it seems worthless to me now and i used to visit it everyday

I would say the Conde Nast acquisition has more to do with the direction of content on the site.

yea

is pitchfork changing? or ... are you?

good q

there's been a dramatic drop-off in quality in the stuff I've written but that is largely due to pulling my life in 500 different directions, 200 of which are outside the solar system and 250 of which are in hell