pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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official "indie music" is no longer indie decree

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

actually, it seems hard to imagine much would change beyond the things that always change w acquisitions (new upper mgmt, some staff cutting, likely subtle changes in branding over a long period of time). As a writer, I'd be worried that they'd want pitches that would guarantee clicks, as opposed to, say, the new DJ Spinn EP, but I guess we'll see...

Dominique, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Does that mean they might actually review a Taylor Swift album instead of vaguely referencing it's existence in other reviews?

MarkoP, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

building brands marked by editorial integrity

they say brand a lot

must be from the time they read no logo during a slow period in the late 90s

j., Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

lol i did not know they don't review t swift albums, kind of embarrassing when 1989 made their best albums of 2014 list

marcos, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

I assume Pitchfork is going to re-brand as sort of an indie-oriented Maxim

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

to compete with the newly rebranded Playboy's married boomer Maxim

Dominique, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

as long as i can still write about kenny rogers records in their magazine, i'm good...

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

Vice, key to the future

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

this means Pitchfork's gonna get a comments function imo

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

for a preview of the pitchfork comments section i recommend their facebook page

I can't even. . .

austinato (Austin), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

lol i did not know they don't review t swift albums

I'm sure they've had reviews ready to run, but no editor wanted to push the publish button and go down in history as the guy who infected the millennial male population with cooties

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

Maybe Pitchfork will become like the new rebranded nme

Cosmic Slop, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

plz summarize the 'males' thing as i am not loading all the posts

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

"passionate millenial males" cited in Conde Naste press release

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

ah

conde nastaaaaay

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

Ryan Schreiber ‏@ryanpitchfork 9m9 minutes ago
Women are a huge part of Pitchfork’s staff and readership. We’re totally about reaching all music fans everywhere.

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

well that settles it

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

How much are they about reaching all music fans everywhere, again?

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

it's been alluded to by some of you already, but this suggests that Conde is alarmed by Vice.

veronica moser, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

I liked early pitchfork and Ryan's reviews because back then they didn't disguise their awfulness. Now it's so disguised that idiots actually think pitchfork is good

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if there'll be any company christmas parties where pitchfork contributors get to socialize with conde nast c-suite executives

some dude, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

everything is awful imo

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

wish The Dissolve was part of the deal tbh

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQp8XiFKiBw

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

xpost OTM. Wish CN had bought and/or incorporated the Dissolve instead.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

Take that back, looks like it's the same thing.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

late addition to the 80's list that ILX reminded me of: Cherelle's "I Didn't Mean To Turn You On"

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

millennial males HATE this one awesome song

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

I mean the quote came off poorly but the magazine & website business has been selling specific demographics to advertisers since forever. The only sin committed here was honesty.

Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link

The rating system seems fundamentally broken in how high it's skewing. I mean, I love John Carpenter, but surely there's no way this is worth more than about a 5.0.

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21126-lost-themes-remixed/

Position Position, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link

"the master"

Wimmels, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link

i feel like that's not really thread-worthy. it's the allmusic sliding-scale thing. "if you are interested enough in the idea of this record to read a review of this record, it's probably around a seven for you."

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

yeah, I feel like with p4k anything in the 6-7 range means "this is okay if you're already into stuff like this." Very few casual listeners are going to check out an album based on its 6.6 rating.

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

Another interview

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/ct-pitchfork-ryan-schreiber-20151013-story.html

Was that photo taken in 1973?

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

EL VY (The National, Menomena)

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 November 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link

It's easy to say EL VY's first record, Return to the Moon, isn't a National album; it's more difficult to put a finger on what exactly it is.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 November 2015 14:09 (eight years ago) link

aw I like "GQuaalude musings."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 November 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

It's easy to say EL VY's first record, Return to the Moon, isn't a National album; it's more difficult to put a finger on what exactly it is.

I haven't heard the album itself, but if it's anything like the TV performance I saw this weekend, my vote would go to "a tedious waste of everyone involved's time."

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 2 November 2015 14:30 (eight years ago) link

I have not heard a single note of EL VY (The National, Menomena) but the Pitchfork of the EL VY (The National, Menomena) album this morning didn't really make me want to listen to EL VY (The National, Menomena) all that much

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link

are ppl in this band also in some other bands or something?

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link

I found it weird that they kept making it sound like Matt Berninger = The National. Same with Menomena to a slightly lesser extent.

Evan, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link

I mean, despite whether it's acceptable formatting or not it still can be misleading.

Evan, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link

Menomena is such a shitty band name that remains shitty after 10 years

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

Menomena had an interesting video once.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

EL VY (The National, Menomena) Cover Fine Young Cannibals' "She Drives Me Crazy" | News
Pitchfork‎ - 2 hours ago

some dude, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link


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