There needs to be a thread for "things worse than the worst" for Chris Holmes. He's a fuckin mess
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
a car crash
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qKlZELdJh8
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link
the real life derek smalls is the bassist in his group I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX-BC7ImXU&feature=youtu.be
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link
hahaha oh manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link
I fully expect to be the only one who dislikes this song, but this sounds like a bond theme performed by toddlers who are gargling hydrochloric acid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7EzjJvMLKo
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link
terrible band
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
great band, idk what i think of that song though
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
this sounds like a bond theme performed by toddlers who are gargling hydrochloric acid
I was all set to love it after this description, but the I listened and it isn't very good
― West Hartlepool's "wildest" beat group (soref), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
lol at the lyricshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erm9G-bkb18
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
i like the micachu song a lot but i love your description of it, katherine
― j. winters (josh), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
That's a goldmine Cosmic Slop.
I kinda like the song Katherine posted. It reminds me of when I was in college I used to drive around with this guy who had a cassette copy of Mezzanine stuck in his shitty van's shitty cassette player. I really liked the album, but whenever I tried to listen to it later on CD, it didn't do the same thing for me as when it was buzzing out of his crusty old speakers.
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
the vocals sound like they were recorded on a built-in laptop microphone with the noise filter turned on
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
lol at the lyricshttp://www.youtube.com/v/erm9G-bkb18&fs=1&hl=en
My God, it's like Karl Welzein came to life...
― Tantrum The Cat, Friday, 10 July 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link
only one listen in but what the teetotal fuck happened carlitohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV8SQerjYvg
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 July 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link
I don't really like hating on this because he's queer and cute and I actually did like "Grace Kelly," but my god this is insufferable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZQ_9eebry0
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:35 (eight years ago) link
my link was cee-lo's "robin williams" btw; maybe don't google it.
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSP4DJtRbak
"We are the new AmericanaHigh on legal marijuanaRaised on Biggie and Nirvana"
― teenage good-ass kinja turtles (some dude), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 12:00 (eight years ago) link
dear god, lol
― Cosmic Slop, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link
i saw her open for imagine dragons a few weeks back and she had diehard fans among the floor dwellers. this song was pretty eye-rolly but i thought her set was okay - the midpoint of sky ferreira and ldr.
― maura, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link
'strip no more' is staggeringly bad, i felt the need to listen to it all but had to pause a few times to gather myself
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
haha, this guy is indeed terrible when I first heard this I thought nothing could be worse but after 5 listens I'm surprised to find I like it when it comes on the radio, nonsensical lyrics and all
― niels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link
the posing authenticity idiotic aesthetics of this one is a lot more difficult to take for me (and since it's re-released as an international single now, it's both worst songs 2014 and 2015 material)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlaazhXi_U
― niels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOxvDFeQTy4
― Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link
great news everybody
"strip no more" is #1
we did it
brb dying
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTxtioXVZQE
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Monday, 3 August 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
This has to stophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMr7NCFoHFo
― JacobSanders, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
Maroon 5 + fun + a pile of garbage=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi5arsIXA4
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2015/08/05/417728439/macklemore-ryan-lewis-return-with-ode-to-parenting-growing-up
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
"let's be birds, I want to fling birdseed and shit all over your walls"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF6kB_4vzH0
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Thursday, 6 August 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link
I hope he has very rich parents.
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Thursday, 6 August 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc
Not sure why this hasn't been posted yet. The only explanation is that either you all don't listen to Sirius or I'm crazy and it isn't the worst thing infesting the airwaves rn
― MrExplorer, Sunday, 9 August 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link
this is my shite song
― dyl, Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:23 (eight years ago) link
I kinda can't even be mad at this song, since it sounds EXACTLY like about 5,000 other songs. I mean, who gives a care anymore.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 August 2015 07:18 (eight years ago) link
a) fight song is perfectly fine b) odd how the "hooray for teenage girls!" brigade doesn't have much use for songs actually meant for teenage girls, specifically to help them
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
I have been spared the spotify playlist from hell for a while but the monster is back with some new playlists now, a whole load of new garbage destroying all serenity and equilibirum. Vibeyness is in tatters now, branches snapped and tossed aside, leaves crushed underfoot, capitalists concreting over meadows.
His current weapon is something called Cool for the Summer. Its probably not as bad as the ones he was playing last time but theres been a period where he didnt play music and i began to recover and even forget that sounds like this has escaped into the wild like fire ants discarded as pets
― saer, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
I may be spending more time on this thread again as I cant afford a therapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqwAY9dMNxI
― JacobSanders, Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
i love "fight song"
― j. winters (josh), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
okay saer shitting on "cool for the summer" shall be the moment where we stop pretending to sympathize with his 'hell' of having to listen to pop music
― dyl, Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link
i don't think "fight song" is that bad. i heard it at work back to back w/ "heartbeat song" once tho ('this is my heartbeat song' etc). that song is probably worse tbh lol
― dyl, Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
fight song is just watered down "Roar", i dont think it's terrible, it's just bland
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
and i have to say: katherine otm (xposts)
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link
am I allowed to like the notion of inspirational anthems by/for teen girls and still never want to hear "fight song" again in my life
― the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
sure, of course, I wasn't talking about you. for what it's worth one of my friends in college got through some awful shit thanks to "Firework" and I can respect that while still knowing the song is ass
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link
Came across this song the other day. Maybe not quite bad enough to warrant being part of this thread, and more the type of thing that I would have thought was cool and clever as a teenager, but now am to old and tired for:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlhokRA-VUE
Also I think I'm already sick of 90s revivalism.
― MarkoP, Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
the new FOB/Wiz thing is definitely bad enough for inclusion here but I don't think it's on YouTube yet
― the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link
So I guess someone got to the Charlie Puth "get it on" song a while back -- I had never heard it until my phone ghost-played it tonight from my pocket, and then it took me a while to figure out how to shut it off because it was playing on some app I never use. Good god.
― five six and (man alive), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link
"it's kama sutra show and tell"
― five six and (man alive), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link
Still not a song this year worse than that one. xp
Maybe even in the past few years.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 05:23 (eight years ago) link
no one tell Saer I've been listening to this for the past 35 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EMINrmkOc
― alpine static, Monday, 10 August 2015 05:24 (eight years ago) link