Top 100 disturbing/distracting/definitely non-sexy examples of purportedly sexual pop lyrics

This gem by Enrique Iglesias:

You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude
But tonight I'm fucking you

haha well as far as that goes nothing beats Akon following up "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful" with "Damn, you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch."