hahaha!!
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
But no Lou, because FUCKING HELL.
― MatthewK, Friday, 26 September 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link
after plunging the cutter through the middle of the package, John Cale will make red velvet cake for dessert
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 26 September 2014 12:47 (nine years ago) link
yeah in fairness Euler was first to the joke before crüt
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 26 September 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link
I just loled alone in my kitchen about the great unveiling of jellied pork shoulder
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link
Best recent joke along that last line was over here
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link
Aargh, image is missing and I linked too far down, never mind.
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
Wait, it's still there, just blocked in some places I guess. Start here: Guess I'm Polling in Love: The Lou Reed Memorial Velvet Underground (and solo material) Ballot Poll Thread
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
1 SISTER RAY (36.46)
I can die happy now.
― The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Friday, 26 September 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link
i believe it's the same performance as the one on disc 2 of the quine tapes, just in glorious sound quality. it is going to be soooo good.
― tylerw, Friday, 26 September 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
we got this for and no one suggested that dessert will be a banana creme pie?
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 26 September 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
far
the exploding plastic edible
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 26 September 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
also, this should really be a sunday morning brunch, no?
i'll be here all week
Jesus' Sundae(Sundae Morning is just too easy)
― tylerw, Friday, 26 September 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
btw i thought crüt's joke was extra otm/funny because the last time i saw john cale was in march and i raced across several states at top speeds and speedwalked through the streets of knoxville at night alone in order to see him and succeeded without mailing myself there or getting my head split open
now, i have reached my limit! that's funny
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
JesusHelp me find my proper place setting
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 September 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
Linger onSome pale blue icing
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
Who loves the sundae obv
Andy's Chestnut Pudding
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
Figgy Notion
God I'm sorry
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
Black Angus Maclise burgers
― tylerw, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
The Murder Mysteriaki Chicken
― Mark G, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link
Chelsea Grills.
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Food Orgy
― You and Dad's Army? (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
Sign on the freezer:If you close the door, the ice could last forever
― cwkiii, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
Peas: My Best Friend
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
I keep a close watch on these artichoke hearts of mine
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
Buffalo Mozzarella Ballet
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
I Found A Raisin
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
just wait till you get the Berryboat bill
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
oh! sweet bonbon
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, September 26, 2014 2:19 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
irlol
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link
yeah that one is sending my weird al mode into overdrivenot sure this exercise is good for my sanity
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
it's almost too easy
but it also reminds me that lou reeds reuses a lot of the same words
there are a million VU songs with the word "sun" in them!
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
Candy Says
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
These Glaze
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
a woman throws a small amount of trail mix into her trashthe trash goes into the dumpstertwo squirrels find the trail mix at the same time and start working together to loosen it from its position under a bunch of gross paper towels or somethingat the end, they enjoy the trail mix together and sing "i found a raisin"
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link
(i threw some gross old trail mix away from the back of my cupboard last week and my yard is full of dumpster diving squirrels)
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
as anyone done "Sundae Morning" yet?
― Mark G, Friday, 26 September 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
(Only Houston people will get this, but...)
James Coney Island Baby
― You and Dad's Army? (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
I Can't Stand It's Not Butter Anymore
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
Foodie Notion
― You and Dad's Army? (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 September 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
Remove Bookmark from this Thread
― sleeve, Friday, 26 September 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
Not as good as Figgy
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link
lime rickey with stew
― shower cretin (brownie), Saturday, 27 September 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
All Tomorrow's Patties
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 27 September 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link