Let Us Anticipate Interpol - El Pintor 9/9/2014

wayne coyne is a lot worse than amanda palmer for a lot of reasons i think, but he's also a lot closer to simmons and nugent in a lot of ways too. like i think amanda palmer is much more intelligent than any of those guys and when she is wrong, it's in more interesting and debatable ways. whenever i read something wayne coyne writes it sounds like an incoherent youtube comment with 3x as many downvotes as upvotes.

it's easy to find little distinctions as to why we hate this artist more than that artist but there's just the fact that female artists are more likely to be seen as expendable to a lot of dudes, because a lot of dudes don't rate female artists. so when they DO talk about female artists, it won't be with that "but i gotta give them props for their years of service to the rock industry i've idolized since childhood."

And her husband. (Because that's what women are judged by; who they marry.)

Ha ha, actually I think Gaiman gets a lot more shit for being married to Palmer than the reverse. She's seen as having married up; he now gets "I used to like him, but then he married her."

lennon undoubtedly got more shit for marrying yoko than yoko got for marrying lennon, but you'd have to bend pretty far back to pretend yoko isn't the one judged under the lens of her marriage

i had no and i mean no inkling of this film's existence until this thread. what's it even... for? is it a music video? do i have to watch it?

The film is linked way, way, back up behind the cut. I would probably recommend against watching it, unless you're a huge, massive Interpol completist. It's pretty terrible, in a "Dieter off Sprockets makes u watch Germany's most disturbing art videos" kinda way.

I've seen it once, my memory of the plot (what little there was, because most of it was kind of random, arty noize-terror video collage with nonsense Russian words in tickertape across the screen, your typical cybergoth stuff of random politics, terrorism, some kind of parliament/congress, etc. etc.) is that there is a guy (White Carlos) I dunno, I think he's supposed to be a dissident or agent or something, being held captive in a room, muttering to himself, screaming words to the effect of he's on to them, they won't get him, he knows what they're up to etc, paranoid coke-addled nonsense, while holding interesting lighting effects up to his face. Somehow communicating with him, possibly through the television, is evil-dictator-guy (Black Carlos, doyougetit symbolism?) who gives sex changes to dolls (I'm not even kidding), mugs to the camera and vogues in a pink sequinned gown, and generally performs like the worst stereotype of a ~black drag queen~. Evil Dictator Black Carlos appears to negotiate with White Carlos (it's hard to tell about what, because he's playing funny pinky and perky with the voices) possibly about evil nefarious politics and some plot. Then Evil Black Carlos produces his bargaining chip - aha! the sex changed doll, which is now a parody of pretty-blonde-hair-smeared-makeup white femininity - and laughs maniacally and hugs and kisses it, possibly more dancing. White Carlos writhes about on the floor in a suit, and I don't even remember how it ends (I think flashback home videos of Carlos with family or something?) because I was pretty much o_0 what the fuck am I looking at. (I fear I have made it sound much more interesting than it is.)

The soundtrack is shitty video-noize bricolage with interludes of dodgy electro-goth. It's not a music video, though, it is AAAARRRRT.

I had no inkling of its existence, until someone on Tumblr posted that GIF. I had to ask around to find out what the hell it was from because I really really wanted to believe that it wasn't what it looked like.

I need to go to bed now. I cannot believe i have exerted this much effort recalling and describing this thing.

yeah that does sound terrible

It is even worse than I'm making it sound.

Here, after 80 posts about Carlos, here's a rather decent interview with Kessler

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2014/08/an_interview_w_74.html

(He's a bit of a fibber, claiming that 1974 is the "late 70s" isn't he, though. But the story about he and his brother both copying their look off The Jam makes me laugh.)

Somehow communicating with him, possibly through the television, is evil-dictator-guy (Black Carlos, doyougetit symbolism?) who gives sex changes to dolls (I'm not even kidding), mugs to the camera and vogues in a pink sequinned gown

how is this different from a Tim Pope-directed Cure video?

"the most prominent American indie-rock band of the 00s (or certainly the most critically acclaimed, or "seminal" (LOL) or whatever) "

haha this is so off base and wrong. interpol are like, a footnote.

Well, first, I don't remember much blackface in Tim Pope videos (I could be wrong? It's been a very long time since I saw them, but the black/white symbolism, IIRC tended to be limited to Robert Smith's shirts.) but mostly just Tim Pope videos managed to be clever, funny, and anarchic, and this film... no seriously, go and watch it if you don't want to take my word for how bad it is. You will want those 22 minutes of your life back. Trust me.

Lol was in blackface in the Why Can't I Be You video

Branwell you're the only person who has bothered to watch that film long enough to get angry about it

OK, I had stopped paying attention to The Cure by the time of Why Can't I Be You, so clearly I missed that one. I stand corrected.

I'm 1) obviously not the only person who watched the whole video - clearly at least one other person did, in order to make the GIF! 2) If I have to explain one more time, about how I am not ~angry~, I'm just thinking through things and wondering about them and discussing and thinking through complicated topics, I am going to actually physically hit the next person that accuses me of being "angry". Go away.

chillax bro

Shugazi that last post is definitely angry, brah.

ILM isn't tumblr for social justice warriors. Why does it matter to you whether ILM is sexist/racist/etc.? There are problems in the world, yes. Huge problems. If you think you are going to work through them by derailing a thread about a second-rate band's latest album by posting a questionable .gif of an ex-band-member's crap art film and comparing it to criticism of a completely unrelated artist, you are wasting everyone's time. Unless you spend lots of time with these posters offline, I don't see how you really feel you're accomplishing anything. What are you expecting to gain from derailing this thread? Let's say you come to believe ILM as a community is sexist/racist/etc. What then? Do you stop posting here? Do you then campaign to clean up the boards? It just seems like a huge waste of time to me. Want to fix real world issues? Great. Close your ILM browser tabs and do something about it.

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Here's a cute interview with Kessler where he confesses to his dodgy mod past:

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2014/08/an_interview_w_74.html

Six songs into the new one and digging it. Production is thick but not shrill like OLTA, lots and lots of alluring sonic filligree.

Argh. Dilemma because I want to hear this, but I don't do leaks.

I can wait two weeks, really I can.

http://www.npr.org/2014/08/26/341629732/first-listen-interpol-el-pintor

three songs in this is already their best since antics

hahah, oh dear. Brandon told me that Kessler had learned to do a rather complicated guitar thing, of which he was "very proud". <3 I believe this must be the complicated guitar thing, on My Desire! (Which I've had trouble not calling "My Fuckwant" for months now.)

He is doing the Complicated Guitar Thing on Same Town, New Story, too! He really is like a small child with a new toy, it's so adorable.

Ah, My Blue Supreme, that'll be the one that's Fogarino's Berlin-era Bowie fan fiction.

I'm trying to work out if Everything Is Wrong = The One That Sounds Like Ride (or if there's another one that sounds even more like Ride?) Because that fuzz bass, yeah,

Breaker 1 - I don't care how much organ you pile on this and how DEEEEP the drums get, it's still your fault that there's no *real* TSM and biting their style does not endear you to me.

Tidal Wave - HI BRANDON. Ooh, I really like the bassline on this. Paul has such a better sense of rhythm, even if he tends to root note/octave basslines. The string (?) arrangements on this are fantastic; love the mellotron (?) sounding interlude. That outro! Wow. My shoes! The second from last song on every album is ALWAYS the best.

Twice As Hard - <3 Daniel's wonky piano playing. And the bass on the intro/verse! It's almost... jazzy. Dengler would never have permitted jazzy bass playing. I am liking this banks-bass thing so much. Kessler's "Cigar Tube Full Of Wasps" guitar tone!

It's really hard to avoid the feeling that he's baiting me...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwX2G-fIQAI68WQ.jpg

http://33.media.tumblr.com/5a1ba802c6b3eafef75df42bffee10fa/tumblr_nb2j9hMQJQ1rjw8sqo2_1280.jpg

p.s. remember when I said upthread that part of the reason their lyrics scan like ESL student English might be because... they were actual ESL students?

About as poppy as they're ever gonna get, I'd wager:

http://www.thelineofbestfit.com/new-music/song-of-the-day/listen-interpol-the-depths

huh. should've been the last track ime

Marfa... Pompei... Dendur... as you do...

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/ah/interpol/the-met/interpol-7.jpg

the pfork review is 10 paragraphs long. First description of a song occurs on the seventh.

I have been trying to avoid reviews because jesus christ there is just something about this band's music that inspires the WORST in purple prose. I try to avoid Pitchfork at the best of times, but I'm almost tempted to go and read it just for the sheer dread of it.

Surprise of the album 1: LYRIC SHEETS!

I guess Paul really was sick of those "time is like a broken watch" type errors.

Surprise of the album 2: someone pointed out this album had the highest BPMs since Antics, and now I'm really noticing it.

Well, that was a boring waste of time. I didn't last 4 paragraphs. It wasn't even *funny* as a savaging. At least when Alfred rips into the band he is fucking hilarious. That was just kind of boring and limp and "wow, this band don't sound as good as they did when I was 20." God that's tedious.

who knew that the greatest trick al qaeda ever pulled was convincing the world interpol had depth

You're talking to someone whose top 5 songs of all time contains Sugar Sugar by The Archies. I don't really care if a record has "depth" or not.

Surprise of the album 1: LYRIC SHEETS!

reminds me of my favorite Le Bon Bon: "hear me when you listen"

It's timeless, dammit. TIMELESS!

This whole record is basically Kessler going "Hmmm. Not enough reverb on this. Can we get some more reverberation on the reverb, please?" and Alan Moulder going WuBWuBWuBWuBWuBbbbbbBBBbbbbb.....

brutal review. i thought they might be gearing up to give it at least a 6 or 7 something considering all the coverage p4k has been giving the band in the lead-up. but i'm not surprised at all. still need to hear the record. one thing that really bothers me about most criticism of interpol and PB in general is their supposed lack of authenticity/sincerity, that they're posers, not a "Serious Band" (barf). i never felt the distance that so many do between paul and the audience. i feel like there's as much of a heart-on-sleeve desperation and openness and honesty in his lyrics as in Kurt Cobain's.

i don't care abt interpol's depth or whatever, i was just talking about the hilarious implications of that review

What's kinda made me come round on PB is actually realising that there's a lot of sly self-depreciation in his lyrics, and also a huge amount of humour?

I mean, maybe the whole thing is that the self-depreciation is supposed to be as much a schtick as the supposed arrogance?

But I read an interview recently, where he was talking about how people never got his sense of humour, and quoting lyrics like "let's see about this ham" and going "HOW. HOW. HOW DID ANYONE POSSIBLY TAKE THIS LYRIC SERIOUSLY. How could anyone not see humour in that line?"

Lack of authenticity/sincerity doesn't bother me. But there's this constant back and forth between wise-ass buffoonery in his lyrics, followed by heart on sleeve desperation, which is really kinda adolescent and I can understand how people could hate that. But I have come to find it really endearing.

(Also, I feel really really disloyal now, because the keyboard line that really stuck out as my favourite the first time listening, turns out to be the only keyboard part that wasn't written by Brandon Curtis. Oops.)

Wasn't the review about how it didn't matter if Interpol lacked depth?

i feel like there's as much of a heart-on-sleeve desperation and openness and honesty

and freckles

Those aren't freckles. Those are moles. Holy shit, that boy has a lot of moles.

Y'know, the one thing I am really glad about, is that when they go on tour, someone actually FEEDS Kessler.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d50147ec91b8be655bc674ef2aa78b5b/tumblr_nbhwslgagn1rd1g7mo1_500.png

So he looks more like a human being, even if his buttons are a little tight, and less like the walking stick insect that he looked like in the making of video above.

OK, now I've been generally complimentary about the new album, and I do still like it a lot, and I feel it's only going to grow on me with repeated listens. So now I'm going to say something a little, well, less than nice.

WHY CAN'T INTERPOL EVER GET A DECENT BASS PLAYER ON THEIR RECORDS. WHY. TELL ME THIS. WHY IS THE BASS DEPARTMENT ON THEIR RECORDS ALWAYS SO LACKING.

Seriously, yeah. Banks' bass tone is a hundred times less annoying than Dengler's. I can get through the whole record without wanting to punch the pretentious bass tone in the face. But as annoying as Dengler was, he was at least always in the fucking pocket. Banks, on this record, he wanders. Like, when he's right on the beat, he's great. But the one thing about Dengler was, he did always drive the beat forward. Banks often sounds like he's half a breath behind, like he's following the drums instead of sitting right on top of them. And there are parts where I find that infuriating.

My Desire is the worst case of this. I really want to like that song, it's got a lovely jaunty little melody and the shuffly drum bits are fantastic. But I swear to god, there are parts of that song where all three of them are playing in a slightly different time signature. Like Fogarino is straight down the line, his drumming is bang on. But Kessler is racing ahead because he's so excited about his little guitar trills, and Banks has slipped slightly behind the beat and the others have to wait for him to catch up. WHY. WHY YOU DO THIS.

It's so annoying, because there's so much about this record I love! The reverb it's so reverby! The guitar trills are so trilly! Do I have to say how much I love the organ? It's Brandon Curtis, of course it's amazing! I'm really digging Banks' falsetto vocals, I think they're wonderful! Fogarino's drums are so fantastic, and I can hear the bits where he's using the analogue electronics with them. And then they go and spoil the whole thing by leaving the scratch bass from the demo underneath it. Couldn't they just ProTools it into the pocket?

OK, rant over. Now I'm going to go back to abject fangurl mode and never criticise it again.

paul looks ten or fifteen years older than he is. i really need to quit smoking.

self-depreciation

is not a word

Uuuuhhhh it's probably the narcotics you really need to lay off of, too, if you want to avoid looking like that Just Say No poster boy. Ha-hem.

Hate is on trial.