Billboard Top Ten 7/23/1987

I only ever owned the 7" of one of these so I'm voting for that. I loved The System though.

(T'Pau btw)

If by most covered you mean David Byrne in the nineties and Lumidee in 2006 or 2006. Are there other covers besides memorials?

This about a month and a half after I graduated from high school. Voting for Crowded House.

Descending order:

Expose
The System
Gloria-MSM
Crowded House
George Michael
T'Pau

I don't rate the rest.

Chorus of "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" is super explosive.

A lot of good stuff here but for me Heart and Soul is the only real knockout

Chorus of "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" is super explosive.

like diarrhea

Like Teena Marie.

gtfo

nope

Soto and I agree on the best, obv. Also: can't believe MAURA of all people didn't vote for the freestyle record.

Chorus of "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" is super explosive.

like diarrhea

I was gonna say, the chorus feels so forced. I guess the verses are alright.

If by most covered you mean David Byrne in the nineties and Lumidee in 2006 or 2006. Are there other covers besides memorials?

The Canadian mall-punk band These Kids Wear Crowns had some airplay up here with a cover a few years before her death. I won't punish anyone here by linking it.

It is one of her best-remembered hits so I know I'm in the minority here.

Johnny Fever OTM.

a nice reminder of how long chart pop has been absolutely unlistenable

least offensive is probably I dunno the Gloria Estefan song I guess. the rest of these can go die in a fire

you think "Point of No Return" is offensive?

listening now, I may actually not have heard that since 1985, and... ugh this vocal style, the thin, sorta nasally keening blech. there was tons of this in the 80s, Suzie Q etc.

were you a nun in the eighties?

I like most of those songs, but "Heart and Soul" and "Don't Disturb This Groove" are epic '80s singles. It might be T'Pau by a nose.

abhor, loathe, detest that u2 song

were you a nun in the eighties?

in 1985 I think I was really into the Beatles. I liked U2 at the time but I grew out of that p quickly.

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LOLOLOL ugh ILM.

eh it's foolproof, anytime a contender gets dismissed, trashed, or even just questioned in a poll thread it always helps said contender out

wait, jesus, didn't see the runnerup. JAYSUS.

on the other hand

Bob Seger - Shakedown 0

otm

yeah i'm with you guys i can't believe 41 people didn't vote for whitney

OH MY GOD HOW COULD TEN PEOPLE LIKE THIS BIG HIT AND ONLY EIGHT PEOPLE LIKE THIS OTHER HIT, HOW COULD GOD ALLOW

i was gonna wait until i hear this system song before voting but never got around to it, so i didn't vote.

of the rest i probably would have voted for "i want your sex" which is exceptionally delightful even for this list

not everybody loves it but everybody should

don't look at me i voted for the system

don't look at me i voted for expose.

This poll is correct.

no it isn't, that Whitney song is terrible

now if you'll excuse me, I'll be hanging a sign upon the door that says "don't disturb this groove" while giving a little bit of heart and soul

I should start a Whitney worst single poll, omitting "Love Will Save the Day."

x-post disappointed in u

xp: "So Emotional" landslide

I mean honestly, the only positive thing I can say about "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" is that it isn't one of the other singles from that album

Worse than DIIIIIIDNT WE ALLLLMOST HAVE IIIT AALLLLL *dogs in St Louis drop dead*

I find it endlessly fascinating all of the different shades of terrible represented by the Whitney singles. It's a cornucopia of shit.

I mean honestly, the only positive thing I can say about "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" is that it isn't one of the other singles from that album

^^^this

I find it endlessly fascinating all of the different shades of terrible represented by the Whitney singles. It's a cornucopia of shit.

and ^^^THIS

the is a hole in your lives and it is irreparable and filled with gunk

if the gunk is "Don't Disturb This Groove" or "Point of No Return" it's done wonders for my joints

really u guys shoulda been in the gay bar the week after Whitney's demise when, after half a dozen hits AND her Star-Spangled Banner, half the queers cheered when the jukebox malfunctioned.

rude