Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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Ned and Aaron need to lighten the fuck upand *listen* for a change to the points that foax are making.

That's a bit rich, Sterling.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

dmbfan012003 Natalie Maines increased her credibility by about 100% with her comments. Her comments were most welcome.
Amen to that, Brother.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 7 June 2003 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

The guy I know who likes Dave Matthews talks of going to the shows the same way you might talk about going to visit the Duff factory. DMB seem to be more of an institution than a band as far as I can see, I mean fair enough people have their tastes, that's fine, but the tetchy and manic desire for conformity from the DMB mafia on this thread says it all really.

Heaven forbid some people think "DAVE" is shit! They obviously haven't heard him, or or or are jealous, or or or are arrogant and mean, they couldn't possibly just think his music is total fucking wank, oh no, there must be some outrageous ulterior motive, maybe a big corporation or nike shoes or george w or a foetus or heres whatever yeah dave matthews band rocks.

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 7 June 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

b-b-b-but Ronan...in 20 years, all these DMB fans will be writing for Rolling Stone, and DMB will get "Critically Reassessed"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 7 June 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

This is really the thread that would not die, isn't it.

I'm sure I've said this here before, but whatever. Any zealous declarations of fandom (i.e. "Killing Joke Uber Alles!" or "DMB RULES!") will immediately render any opinion you could submit moot, as you're subtracted any semblance of objectivity from your argument. Moreover, statements like "DMB play REAL music and you're just jealous" is as effective an approach as "my Dad can beat up YOUR Dad!" It's pointless and devoid of any real merit in the course of a debate.

Yes, taste is indeed all relative, but you still have to be able to back up your arguments with more than that. Convince me that you've listened to a myriad other artists and still come back to DMB and you'll be waging a stronger campaign to win me over.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

Gymnastics rules!

Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 7 June 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

Wow...this board just went down the tube again. Thought for a while there people could act normal and not throw hissy fits. Heaven forbid there's an actual rational, intelligent conversation. *gasp*

Allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

this is the internet you know. all sorts hang around here.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

But that doesn't mean I'm going to follow every little thing Bono says and agree with it. I mean, he's sung the praises of Destiny's Child, for Pete's sake,

A rare occasion when I would urge you to listen to Bono, Dee.

s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

It's like some of you are saying we think the band can do no wrong. That we're so into the conformity that we don't care what the music sounds like. Have you read any reviews or fan comments from the last two albums? Some fans that have been their fans for like 10 years weren't afraid to say that they didn't like the new stuff...that's hardly idol worship. We'll be the first to step up and admit when we don't like something that they do. No band is perfect, of course...so there's no need to pick apart everything that's wrong with them. I like a LOT of other bands besides DMB (some mainstream, some not so much), but they just happen to be my favorite because of just what I was talking about. They aren't like every other band out there.

allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

this thread needs a bongo solo

*bongo solo*

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

can we make this like the Jay-Z fite thread and let it become its own board? that would be awesome (ps millar had a really good point back there. is dmb like mark s' understanding of zappa, ie. something keeps them from engaging with the music or with the ugly parts of themselves?)

Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

" I like a LOT of other bands besides DMB (some mainstream, some not so much)"
So what are your other favourite bands Allison?
One of the main accusations held against DMB are that most of the fans like major label stuff and ignore(dont know it exists?) the underground. Apart from some other "jam bands".

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

sometimes the drums DO kick
Some people don't like thumpin and kicking, either.

You seems to be hedging your bets. Which is it: do the drums kick? or is it unnecessary for them to do so?
I still think you're misunderstanding me--I'm speaking purely from a engineering/producing perspective. And it's not just the drums; everything seems so tame. There's no sonic distinctiveness to anything. Again, there's nothing inherently wrong w/that, it's just not my--and I'm guessing many others'--cup of tea.

Millar OTM

oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link

I don't like the hating towards Dave but each to their own. But surely noone here believes that DMB are the worst band in the world. You cant seriously suggest that Staind,Creed,Matchbox Twenty,Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit are better than DMB? Whatever faults the last DMB albums have had they arent coporate trash like those bands.

And should bands be liked by everybody? I dont see how. Bands should be an acquired taste. They shouldnt be like Coca Cola where its marketed for everyone to like. I find the appeal of DMB is that its not marketed like that, it is out of the mainstream.
Most fans arent buying the albums and going to concerts because of mtv/radio hits. And also the fact the music is great and is different to anything else out there.

Ranglin, Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

You invoke the Chocolate Starfish, you GET the chocolate starfish

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/l/limp_bizkit01/flipbooks/images/flip3.jpg

keep rollin', baby!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

Oh was that really required Anthony? I just finished my dinner.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

That's the problem, you're assuming that everyone is the same just because it's a popular stereotype. First of all, I like my own band (joppa), which is NOT really a jam band. Rush, Plaid Roadhaven, Bob Marley, Queens of the Stone Age, and Furry Monk to name a few. If that's not diverse enough for you, my appologies.
Mr. "Millar" could you explain a little better what you mean? I think the drums "kick" when they need to, but if they're not in the spotlight all they really need to do is keep everything tight and keep time.

Allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

'corporate trash': (Foreigner, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Styx) > Limp Bizkit > Matchbox 20 > Linkin Park > Staind > DMB > Creed

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

I got excited there when I thought you said Plaid heh.
I wasn't suggesting you were one of those fans Allison. That is why I was asking what you liked. I was pretty sure you wouldnt be the stereotype judging by what you wrote previously.
What is your band like? Any mp3s available? Most here are always open to hearing new things.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

Where's Nickelback in that equation, James?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

Sterling I was really surprised to see you missing my point a bit, though that may be my fault. If there is any reason why I, myself, could not be a professional writer, its probably because somebody actually interpreted my post as being pedantic, which was far from my intention. For instance, my reason for bringing up the credentials of some writers on this board, was not to intimidae, or make others feel like they have no authority or right to post, I was only trying to point out that ad hominem attacks were pointless, and were a sure way to lose respect. My only intention above was to state some of what I feel are the assumptions, both critical and musical, that many of us take for granted on this board, in order to help new posters understand why they might feel like they are hitting a brick wall.

I will the the first to admit that I do not meet some of the ideals listed above, but I think some of them are worth striving for. Additionally, I think some of the problems faced in music criticism also apply to other artisitc and social arenas. The unwillngness to come to terms with a different type (of whatever sort), to rely on assumptions and stereotypes, and not understanding or experience, is, to me, a flawed process, one that goes on not only in music but also in interpersonal relationships, and social ones. Sterling, your fervent defence of antiracism over the span of many threads, for instance, creates the expectation, for me, that you are familiar with the process of the willful misunderstanding of others, which is certainly at least part, though not all, of the problem of racism. Again, though the context is different, the underlying logic is similar. The logic itself is problematic, and any views stemming from it are automatically flawed.

Lastly, I spent a lot of time on my post last night, which is maybe why it sounds pedantic, but it is also why I may seem to be missing the point. After a while, I figured it would be better to cover gaffes that may not have been specifically made, just because I happened to think of them while I was writing.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

If you think we are bad Allison, wait until you meet Geir or Calum.
(is it true if you say Geir Hongro 3 times in succession infront of a mirror Geir appears? )

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

Creed >>>>>>>>>> Nickelback

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

but here's where it gets loopy: Nickelback > Smashing Pumpkins *ducks*

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

;^)

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

No Franklin. Your testicles tun to jelly and you cant dance to the groove anymore.

Geirs Funky Grandmother, Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

nah, James, you got it alll backwards. And these better than's are all based on real or imaginary hits collections, not their entire ouvre.

Limp Bizkit > Linkin Park > Foreigner > Smashing Pumpkins > Matchbox 20 > Nickelback > DMB > REO Speedwagon > Creed > Styx > Staind

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

That's what I heard.

No MP3's, we're in the process. It's (I know I said it wasn't a jam band, but it is a teeny bit "jammy")jam/jazz/rock/hard to explain type of music with a lot of freaky keys and meters. You'd have to hear it to understand what I'm saying. And no, it doesn't sound like DMB in the least bit.

Allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

Journey's really tough because half their hits would be with Foreigner and the other half would be down by Styx.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

No band is perfect, of course

Says you.

Killing Joke is perfect.

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/band79-82/band81bed.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, apart from Killing Joke. What other bands do you like?

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

JOhn D., please refrain from posting the Joke all over this page. That's my scthick....get your own.

yes all right Alex, you don't have to be snippy about it though :(

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 7 June 2003 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

you don't have to be snippy about it though :(
I'm sorry, JOhn, I should've put a :) after the comment. I didn't mean it as anything other than a.....er....joke. Didn't mean to sound snippy, I promise.

Alex, apart from Killing Joke. What other bands do you like?

Killing Joke will always be my absolute faves, but other than they....in no particular order: Cop Shoot Cop/Firewater, the Misfits, XTC, Devo, the Stranglers, Buzzcocks, the Ramones, Iggy & the Stooges, the Modern Lovers, Kiss, the Birthday Party, Julian Cope, Black Flag, The Wedding Present, Talk Talk, Joy Division/New Order, the Circle Jerks, Gang of Four, the Pop Group, Gavin Friday, Queen, Massive Attack, Motorhead, Anthrax, the Sisters of Mercy, Discipline-era King Crimson, the Velvet Underground, This Mortal Coil, the Smiths, Talking Heads, Bowie, the Cure, the Cult, Theatre of Hate, Kraut, Ch3, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, the Damned......and a bunch more.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Nice to see what some people are into. Out of that i like Stranglers,Buzzcocks,Ramones, Massive Attack,The Cult.
My personal faves are James Brown, Meters,Sly Stone , Massive Attack, Basement Jaxx,Chemical Brothers,Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder,George Clinton, Prince,Isley Brothers,Janes Addiction , Living Colour and Flaming Lips/Mercury rev. Thats off the top of my head.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Would it be cheeky of me if I linked to this thread? :o)
Musicians you would really punch in the face

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

Yes!

Frank McAteer, Saturday, 7 June 2003 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

Any zealous declarations of fandom (i.e. "Killing Joke Uber Alles!" or "DMB RULES!") will immediately render any opinion you could submit moot, as you're subtracted any semblance of objectivity from your argument.
True. True.
But what I want to know is this: Is their a Dave-Matthew-fan equivalent of "honouring the fire"?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 7 June 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

False. False. That would mean that in order for your opinion to be valid, you can never really like anything.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 June 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

The key word there, oops, was "ZEALOUS," as in over-the-top.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 23:47 (twenty years ago) link

So what is everyones favorite bands/musicians?

Kara, Sunday, 8 June 2003 05:19 (twenty years ago) link

Mine are there for all to see Kara.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Sunday, 8 June 2003 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

kara- hang around long enough in this board and you'll find out.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 8 June 2003 09:01 (twenty years ago) link

Waitasec. I'm feeling deja vu.
I distinctly remember a couple years back, somebody started a thread about the Killing Joke. And it was flamed by hordes of Killing Joke Fans, the most vocal of which was a new guy calling himself Alex in NYC.
End Result: Alex in NYC stuck around and became the most Active Poster in the History of ILM, evah

flash foward to the present day....

somebody started a thread about the Dave Matthews Band. And it was flamed by hordes of DMB Fans...I fear that sometimes soon an "Alex in NYC"-esque DMB fan will begin posting early and often every day, until he becomes the Most Active Poster. And he will post photos of DMB in every thread...and the DMB Fan will demand that we all "Honour the..." (whatever it DMB fans honour) and the world will become a much darker and more horrid place.


Custos in writing "Matrix Reloaded" shockah!

J (Jay), Sunday, 8 June 2003 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

No DMB fan has done the posting of pics yet. Maybe they dont know how.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Sunday, 8 June 2003 12:40 (twenty years ago) link

ouch..that one hurt. No, I don't know how, don't really care how. I'm guessing no one has because this is an anti-dave board, and if anyone posted a picture of DMB they would never hear the end of the whining and bitching from people (like you). I'm sure they just dont want to waist time dealing with it.

Paige, Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

It's not an "anti-dave board' it's called I Love Music. Where we discuss music of all kinds. Use the search function at the bottom of the page you will find all sorts are discussed. Everyone is welcome here. Im fairly new myself but i find most people are friendly and welcome everyone posting here(apart from Calz for whatever reasons).

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

I'm amazed that I missed this thread the first time around, since I hate Dave Mathews with a passion more fiery than a nova. Of course, my hatred is totally irrational, since the DMB's music is too boring to hate, kinda like late '80s Van Morrison.

J (Jay), Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

It seems to be a common occurence between Americans. Europeans dont care about DMB at all as most have never heard DMB. His visiblility is non existent in Europe. Much the same as Hootie & The Blowfish and Phish and other "jam bands".

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:51 (twenty years ago) link

His visiblility is non existent in Europe. Much the same as Hootie & The Blowfish and Phish and other "jam bands".

Score one for Europe.

adam (adam), Sunday, 8 June 2003 15:02 (twenty years ago) link


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