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also see godheadsilo: Home Crap Home, Time to Feed the Pythons, Relationshit, You're Fighting Me Now

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:33 (twenty years ago) link

Some country tunes called "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life"!!!!!!!

Even better, it's a by a bloke called Bobby Bare!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:23 (twenty years ago) link

In fact, there's a lot of bizzare song titles in country music!!!! (My fave in that list is "Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)"!!!!!)

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:26 (twenty years ago) link

He missed this one thou (another real song!): I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

― Roger T (Roger T), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago) link

Only 2 HMHB titles. I like HMHB and their gentle British humour so

"(Seen By My Mates Coming Out Of A) Styx Gig"

and I also like "Floreat Inertia".

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:36 (twenty years ago) link

"Mandate My Ass" from a New Beat compilation, can't remember the artist.
"The Beaver Destroys Forests" Alien Sex Fiend

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 February 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

Shut your eyes and stick a pin on the back of a Half Man Half Biscuit album for further titles.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 February 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

1 Speed Bike: "Any Movement That Forgets About Class is a Bowel Movement"

― Eve Atley (Kilbey1), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

Cornflake Girl

Actually, that's stupid

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

"Orienteering Is Fucking Shit"

I think it was Cassetteboy. Something to do with the Noodles Foundation, anyway.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

"Maybe Partying Will Help," The Minutemen.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

"Grown Men Don't Just Fall In The River Like That"

― the impossible shortest special path! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

"Let's Loot the Supermarket"
"Let's Loot the Supermarket Again Like We Did Last Summer"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 17 April 2004 08:03 (twenty years ago) link

eight years pass...

"How Can I Love You (If You Won't Lie Down)", Silver Jews

― alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

"Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess" - HMHB

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"

― LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

A Nice Time I Cat
My Own Face is F Word
The House I Was Isn't My Girlfriends Porsche
I'm So Gay with the Boner
Shit Slowly Applied on Cock Parts
I Will Always Have Juice Today

-Dan Deacon

― spazzmatazz, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

this childbirth record is still among my favorite things this year, and it's certainly one of the funniest records i've ever heard. criminally overlooked imo.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

ok, lolling my ass off at I Only Fucked You As A Joke.

― how's life, Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

You're pretty good looking (for a girl)

― LimbsKing, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

my favorite is how do girls even do it?

― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

Ghost With a Boner - Diarrhea Planet

― voodoo chili, Friday, 7 March 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

"They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore" etc -- Kinky Friedman
""She Was a Living, Breathing Piece of Dirt" etc -- Eugene Chadbourne

― bodacious ignoramus, Friday, 7 March 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

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