Yngvie Malmsteen unleashes the fucking fury!

I also like the part in the beginning where Yngwie says "Look at me, fucking look at me!" and someone says "I see it and I feel it!"

NOW YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE FUCKIN FURY

UNLEASH THE FUCKING....cigar humidor?

https://www.tlgcanada.com/products.php?product=Yngwie-J.-Malmsteen-50-Count-Humidor-...Special-deal%21

https://www.tlgcanada.com/product_images/f/544/original_prototype_picture_copy__99631_zoom.jpg

Outside Finish

-High gloss unique image of Yngwie J. Malmsteen (moonlit setting)

-Yngwie's personal signature (handwritten by Yngwie, reproduced for humidor print for TLG Canada)

-Yngwie's famous phrase "Play Loud!" (handwritten by Yngwie, reproduced for humidor print for TLG Canada)

-Copyright 2009 Rising Force Records

didn't know you could copyright the outside finish of a humidor. or any wood finish, for that matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ieoaolIto&feature=youtu.be

no words

looooool

That's special in all the wrong ways. He has negative funk aptitude.

i thought it was a mashup at first

mama-say mama-sah ma-malmasteen-uh nuh

i already said this on FB but why is this supposed virtuoso so content to let his band hit all these bum notes on a recording?? just do a second take, dude!

he probably only lets them have one take so he can use the rest to ~shreeeedddd~

I mean, it's yngwie. I'd be surprised if he even knew his band by name.

less is not more. more is more. love this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZ48AE3TOI

Haha awesome

that is like the greatest clip ever

Less is hard :(

Yngwie being Yngwie.

omfg this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT5W_j0VVDw

urgent & key:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq6QSCLdqRs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq6QSCLdqRs

'that's my philosophy, marty'

Yngwie plays the blooz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=ZvH1Wl6J50Y

That is so much reverb.

im not sure i couldve imagined anything more on brand

He is unleashing the focken blues.

“The top is down...on my CAR”

Just that wee touch of ESL pushes it from travesty to the sublimely ridiculous

the lyrics are so hilariously not-blues, like a weird Van Halen b-side

also the video: here are all my guitars, here are all my cars lets party with the blues okay

<3 Wingie

"Blue Lightning" track listing:

01. Blue Lightning
02. Foxey Lady
03. Demon's Eye (DEEP PURPLE)
04. 1911 Strut
05. Blue Je.an Blues (ZZ TOP)
06. Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix)
07. While My Guitar Gently Weeps (THE BEATLES)
08. Sun's Up Top's Down
09. Peace, Please
10. Paint It Black (THE ROLLING STONES)
11. Smoke On The Water (DEEP PURPLE)
12. Forever Man (Eric Clapton)

1911 Strut has to be about a gun and that's going to be incredible

FOREVER MAN???

He loves all the Strat wranglers I guess. I wonder if he ever cheats on his at home, puts a towel over it and plays some Dickey betts / joe Walsh bullshit on a les Paul

lol

God he is a fucking piece of work

I've never heard that many notes played over a blues progression.

That track sounds like Eric Johnson with ADHD.

while my guitar gently weeps is les paul tho

i love how completely he's still committed to a completely outdated idea of what a rock star is, having 8000 identical rare Strats and cruising around in a Ferrari

He's finally realized shred metal is never coming back, not even in Japan and Germany, and now he's chasing that sweet Joe Bonamassa money.

Even Ferraris get the blues

I've probably made more mistakes than anybody. But I don't dwell on them. I don't expect people to understand me, because I'm pretty complex, and I think outside the box with everything I do. I've always taken the untraveled path. Obviously, people have their opinions, but I can't get too wrapped up in that, because I know what I can do and I know what kind of person I am. And I have no control over what anybody says about me. Back in Sweden I'm 'Mr Personality' in the tabloids, but obviously I can't take that seriously. I know in my heart that if I do the absolute best I can do, maybe ten years from now people may turn around and say 'he wasn't that bad'.

YM, 2005

his taste in Ferraris stuck in 80s Magnum PI era as well (video rolled into Yngwie, Steve Vai, Zakk Wylde and Nuno Bettencourt playing Bohemian Rhapsody. Yngwie relatively restrained).

sun’s out guitars out

The insanity makes this vastly more entertaining than any Bonamassa I’ve heard tbh

loool Nick B

I watched the youtube vid and the hollow ringing sound of endless decay has stuck in my head for 24 hours

I saw this dude back in '85 opening for AC-DC with his "Rising Force." He was a 22-year-old goofball then and now he's a 55-year-old goofball. He was charming, but...

I suggest people listen to Ritchie Blackmore.