This is the thread where we change the word 'money' in a song lyric to 'monkey'

Rich men might pay to see the monkey do tricks or something... see also "fool and his monkey" above.

No romance without finance
No romance without finance

Boy, nothin' in life is free
That's why I'm askin' you what can you do for me
I've got responsibilities
So I'm lookin' for a man who's got some monkey in his hands

Monkey in my pocket but I just can't get no love
(The love I have in mind is very very hard to find...)

Well they got an apartment with deep-pile carpets
And a couple of paintings from Sears
A big water bed that they bought with the bread
They had saved for a couple of years
They started to fight when the monkey got tight
And they just didn't count on the tears