Admittedly there's been a lot of competition, but I think JT might have the 2013 Nigel Tufnel Award on lockdown
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
Um, lick my ARTPOP.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
Oooh girl, if it's late and you're all alonelet me be your safety escortto my bedroomdoo doo dooooo
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
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lifetime achievement award
― J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
my absolute favorite part of his last album is the outro where he compares his dick specfically to a blueberry lollipop
― J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
and imagines the lollipop fucking a piece of bubblegum
WHAT
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
this is what I get for ignoring lyrics
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
does he do it in the saddest of all keys?
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
If you'll be my strawberry bubblegum,Then I'll be your blueberry lollipopIf you'll be my strawberry bubblegum,Then I'll be your blueberry lollipopThen I'll love you 'til I make it pop.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
that entire outro is incredibly sublime though
my point is that dude's lyrics have been fantastically dumb from the start
― J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
good point
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
I can see us holding handsWalking on the beach, our toes in the sandI can see us on the countrysideSitting on the grass, laying side by sideYou could be my baby, let me make you my ladyGirl, you amaze meAin't gotta do nothing crazySee, all I want you to do is be my love
― J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
This must be, pop
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
my name is bobi work at my job
― lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link
you're out of this world except you're not green
ha xp
― lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
i think one can be aware of the fact that JT has always been a ridiculous goober and still note these lyrics are a cut above in the absurdly clueless appropriation dept
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
which is why I've always found his transformation into futuresex/love god so transparently ridic
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
man, the chorus to "My Love" is downright pedestrian compared to the rest of this
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
yeah, there's nothing really wrong at all with those "My Love" lyrics
― lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
The next single will be a tribute to the rich history of hip-hop named "Rap Culture"
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
;_;
― lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
he is v pretty tbh
― lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
like THAT is the least surprising aspect of it all
― lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
the funny thing about JT's dumb lyrics is that he IS capable of self-awareness - see his entire "shades" verse! which is 100% corny punchlines but he delivers them with a nod and a wink because he totally knows they're dumb - but the dumbest of them, the "you're not green"/"i work at my job"/"my dick is a blueberry lollipop" ones, he sings so SINCERELY and SERIOUSLY
― lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
my love lyrics are amazing, especially since the first time i met my boyfriend was on the beach with our toes in the sand
/cornball
― surm, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
but the real masterpiece is obvii:
Ridin' in the drop top with the top down Saw you switchin' lanes, girl Pull up to the red light, lookin' right Come on let me get your name, girlTell me where you from, what you do, what you like Let me pick your brain, girl And tell me how they got that pretty little face On that pretty little frame, girl
― surm, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
he's the rare teen-bopper who's both kept his looks and (enough of the time) figured out how to make his boyishness work for him - less of the former, he'd be michael j fox, less of the latter he'd be JC Chasez
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Michael J. Fox is in the lost looks side of the equation?
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
not like in a 'goddamn that's rough' way, i just mean when a teenybopper doesn't age into continued pin-up status
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
to be fair, he's 20 years JT's senior. who knows what Timberlake will look like in twenty years.
― lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
i meannn, yeah.
point being that justin t is still insanely hot at the moment
― surm, Friday, 12 July 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
he looks like a salamander dressed as Justin Timberlake:
http://www.peolpstar.com/images/JC-Chasez-05.jpg
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
at least he ditched the terrible mane
― lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
trying to think of BOP fodder folks who were both hot and likeable at thirtysomething - Mark Wahlberg & Ryan Gosling, but the former had to sacrifice his music career at the alter of shame and the latter just does it in his spare time.
― da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
Not entirely sure if that heavily airbrushed pic fully demonstrate JC's lack of sex appeal next to JT.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QNmby4GkMQ8/T9hc6u65LVI/AAAAAAAABiI/4uCd9iY0oa4/s320/Chinesesalamander.jpg
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
OK. I've heard "Take Back the Night" twice in the last two hours on local top 40 radio. I guess "Tunnel Vision" hasn't a chance...?
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link
well they probably sensed that
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link
at least "take back the night" sounds more like a single than the ones from part one
― bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's possible that all along the plan was to save more marketable songs for the 2nd album since the 1st was destined to do big numbers anyway just off anticipation/name recognition. would be smart, considering how when big acts release 2 albums a few months apart usually it's the latter that has a hard time gaining traction.
― Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
i'm curious to see if part 2 follows the trend in that npr article or if it's coming out close enough to the huge overseller that the one after this (if there is one) will actually be the downslope of the curve
http://www.npr.org/blogs/therecord/2013/04/04/176269938/justin-timberlake-and-the-ac-dc-rule
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link
how is "tunnel vision" any less marketable than "what goes around" though. I mean I still hear the latter on radio, sometimes coda and all
although in retrospect the strategy here is p. clear: porn video for streaming hits, radio single for everything else
― katherine, Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
i could totally see "tunnel vision" being a hit at this point, dude seems totally unstoppable
"mirrors" sounded totally like the "what goes around" of this record to me though
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
"Tunnel Vision" feels kind of like it's in a "My Love" template (to a milder degree than "Mirrors" was in the "What Goes" template), particularly now that it's a single and the videos are even kinda similar, nudity aside. but it's not remotely as immediate as "My Love," to say nothing of having T.I., etc.
― Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
i'd say it's closest to "cry me a river" just in terms of the darkness/moodiness but yeah obviously not nearly the tune
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
i'm still annoyed that they didn't at least send "Pusher Love Girl" to R&B stations
― Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
yeah I don't doubt that because this is the peak of Justin's imperial phase we'll see both singles in the top ten
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
No Strawberry Bubblegum in London tonight? 0_o
― piscesx, Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link