Under Construction

The "vainglorious"/"The red, the black, and the green, SISSIEEEEEEEEES!" parts of the X-Clan album were great.

But I meant that a positive thing!

I agree. Astonishing. More like this, please.

Sugarhall drop? Sugar Hill studios in Kingston? I like that!

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The "exclusives" thing doesn't bug me so much now (I think my initial negative reaction was down to kneejerk rockist tendencies: "hey, that's the tenth time U done that on the album, girl!" Once you start searching individual songs it doesn't nearly matter so much anymore). On the other hand, I've cooled a bit on the narratives, some of which seem unnecessarily defensive (and pre-emptive). Why say "I'm not apologising for this song/record"? Why not just let the songs stand for themselves?

i like that.

i love the beyonce one. she rebukes her for being submissive to her controlling boyfriend.

i like the jay-z one.

'slide' is all hard and stuff. twankies. i love that.

'go to the floor' is good. rich people buy boats.

the tlc one is really hecka sad. chhhh. i don't even want to listen to that. i felt too sad to listen to it before the answering machine thing was done. it's just some silly song but it's still super-sad. ;_;

i've only listened to 'meat is murder' all the way through a few times, too. and it's even sillier, maybe. but it's just too much. it's silly but it's intense. actually, it's not that silly. i'm not sure what i mean by 'silly.' both of them are pretty serious, i guess. i don't know.

i don't know.

and the remix with 50 cent is dumb. he sounds dumb and i hate him. she says REEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX forty-five seconds into the song! for gosh sakes, wasn't there a better time before then? i mean, it's almost a minute in. i don't mind people saying REEEEEEMIXXXXXXXX on the remix but this remix sucks and you didn't need to do it forty-five seconds in.

(which i think jigga realizes, since even more hilariously, he clarifies a few lines later: "get it? ice cube."

I've only listened to this once, I thought I might be able to keep up buying it on the day of release but, oh no, you're all pretty much done and dusted. What's next, then?

Acrid bitterness aside, I love the block rockin' old school middle act and the photos to go with it, I'm predicting an amusing trend for old school boomboxes to go with your British Knights.

(the robbie williams review!! "This song reminds me of some Bon Jovi styles. This song is about how Robbie wants to feel real love and he feels there is a hole in his soul. This song is average at best. This song has one verse at most.")

"Gosehr?"

"My gizzard!"

"Go sicka izzam!"

"Izzo gizzard?"

"Iz all izight!"

"Izzo gizzard?"

"Iz all izight! Get down, the dee, oh so sewl zee!"

"If you need me on the phone to curse out the hoes/ I'M READY!"

MISSY: Don't let him blow your high, go out and have a nice time. Is you sure about that?

BEYONCE: Girl, I do not get high!

Pussy don't fail me now.....

(love this album, my 2nd or 3rd fave Missy album)

The bit about the beginning about how you never see Bill Gates and Donald Trump arguing with one another hasn't really aged well, has it?

P much every rap reference to Trump from 1985-2014 indicates how the braggadocious can be rooked by the bullshit of a bigger braggart.

Lol I put on Under Construction for the first time in years and had the same reaction as Matt above.