that reminds me, This Timeless Turning was totally Sky Cries Mary's New Jersey
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
no way, everybody at my college radio station was mad excited about Exit At The Axis and I always knew that was poopie and nobody talk about it now, totally their new jersey
― da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
isn't Beck kinda huger than whatever weirdo bands you guys are joking about?
― billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Fugue in D minor" was totally Bach's New Jersey. It was all downhill after that.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
Hey now, I am just encouraging what I think is a specifically hilarious fit of pique, no need to get defensive.
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
haha i realize i'm being ridiculous, believe me. but i'm still going to wail on anybody who either can't grasp the concept, can't bother to read the thread, or check wikipedia to verify their hunches about which albums sold how much. if a chart nerd can't police a chart nerd thread then what's the point in being a chart nerd.
― da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
chart groupies
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
no i'm like creed, i spurn them on route to the stage and then float above the throng
― da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
and this thread is the hotel bar where i wait for 311 to walk by
― da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
Were there New Jersey's prior to the '80s?
― billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
there was definitely a thread prior to today
― da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
oh yes, i see a couple listed now. 95% of these are after the mid 80s
― billstevejim, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
well that's partially a factor of poster age and comfort zone mixed in with the context of calling it a "New Jersey"; clearly the phenomenon has existed since people started buying music
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
also the fact that gauging multiplatinum success is easier after the riaa starting giving out the multi-platinum awards
― da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
In 1976, RIAA introduced the platinum certification, first awarded to Johnnie Taylor's single, "Disco Lady", and to the Eagles album, Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975). As music sales increased with the introduction of compact discs, the RIAA created the Multi-Platinum award in 1984. Diamond awards, honoring those artists whose sales of singles or albums reached 10,000,000 copies, were introduced in 1999.
so basically, the only pre-80s albums to have multi-platinum certification are the ones who bother to get it
― da croupier, Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure yo la tengo's 3x platinum 'summer sun' has the whiff of new jersey, and i'm not talking about hoboken
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
I stand by my theory that New Jerseys depend on a certain way of marketing albums over a long period of time, and effectively only existed between Thriller and MP3s, although outliers can be found.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
Is it too early to declare Katy Perry's Prism a New Jersey?
― J. Sam, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link
hüsker dü - candy apple grey, yea?
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
katy perry otm
da croupier getting hella salty as this thread ages, i love it
― alpine static, Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link
90's US underground version of this is Jesus Lizard's Down
― Master of Treacle, Thursday, 22 May 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link
Candy Apple Grey for me works.....at least sonically. Real sense that it is Flip Your Wig mk2
Would be easier to say had the latter album been released, as originally planned, on Warners
― Master of Treacle, Thursday, 22 May 2014 23:41 (ten years ago) link
remember when Flip Your Wig sold 5 million copies?
― relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Friday, 23 May 2014 00:25 (ten years ago) link
lol still
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 00:38 (ten years ago) link
guys "event albums"
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 May 2014 01:23 (ten years ago) link
arcade fire - reflektor
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 01:40 (ten years ago) link
Even if we say Reflektor is big enough as a record, I think it's too much of an "artistic change-up," which may disqualify it from New Jersey status. My read is that the most universally agreed-upon New Jerseys in this thread (like Afterburner), have a "more of the same" feel.
― intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 01:49 (ten years ago) link
truehate to say it but could Animal Collective's Centipede Hz be their New Jersey?
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link
feel like you're maybe trolling the originators of this theory
― intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 02:54 (ten years ago) link
ahhh ok, even though i LOVE this record, …. Gaucho by Steely Dan?
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 03:29 (ten years ago) link
wut? they basically broke up after thet album
― cock chirea, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link
The Cult - Sonic Temple
last records cant be a new jersey?
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link
i would call a 20 year break up a 'career decline'
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link
― Master of Treacle, viernes 23 de mayo de 2014 00:38 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
mmmm, Girls Against Boys' House of GVSB maybe?
― cock chirea, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:37 (ten years ago) link
Wouldn't it be Freak*on*ica?
― DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:12 (ten years ago) link
Actually, you're probably right. Freak*on*ica was the long career decline one.
― DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:14 (ten years ago) link
no, Freak*on*ica was a gigantic misfire. New Jersey's are popular-at-the moment records that, on the surface, seem to be continuing the artist's success, but in reality are a mirage of sorts. A New Jersey is a record whose success masks that the bottom has already fallen out. Very often the big, successful singles from a New Jersey disappear from the culture at large.
― intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:16 (ten years ago) link
Also Freak*on*ica didn't even make the top 100. It's the record where GVSB fell off, but that isn't synonymous with a New Jersey as defined throughout this thread.
― intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:17 (ten years ago) link
Ha, yes! I figured that out though. Just posted too fast.
― DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:36 (ten years ago) link
Freak*on*ica was really awful.
totally with you on that, such an embarrassment.
― intheblanks, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:37 (ten years ago) link
Was Sonic Youth discussed itt? I guess purist stans would say Goo was their New Jersey. I don't buy it myself (it lead off to Dirty, my fave record of theirs during the 90s) but I can see how an argument could be made for Goo as the start of SY's long creative decline.
― cock chirea, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:06 (ten years ago) link
I thought of this concept when I was listening to the actual New Jersey the other day, and you don't even have to go further than Bad Medicine to know it was all over.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:23 (ten years ago) link
Sum 41 - Chuck
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 06:31 (ten years ago) link
I bet slightly different eras of Sonic Youth fans would argue that Goo or Dirty or Experimental Jet Set were their New Jerseys. And the people in those eras would have aged about 2 years. (I like all those records though.)
― DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:38 (ten years ago) link
Except that they kept getting more popular during that time. Washing Machine?
― DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:40 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, it feels like to me that SY were at peak popularity around Washing Machine/SYR eps/A Thousand Leaves, even if none of those are among their best albums.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:42 (ten years ago) link
I really need to start thinking through these things before I post. Dirty was big, and Experimental Jet Set was very much looked forward to, and they got to be on the Simpsons from that, but people didn't love it, and their popularity went down after that. So I think it's that one.
― DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 23 May 2014 06:43 (ten years ago) link