Justin Timberlake in 2013

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yeah, these songs go on incessantly with fairly weak timbo outros. The core of most of the tracks are solid enough that I don't really care though.

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:10 (eleven years ago) link

each of the interludes is a narrative or sonic twist on the "main" song

to me this is an apt description of the 20/20 interludes except for maybe "pusher lover girl" and "don't hold the wall"

outros on futuresex are exactly "switched up the beat slightly and the song still has 2 minutes left to run," on both "lovestoned" and "what goes around," they also manage to be a narrative or sonic twist on the main song

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

new theory

outro=butt
chorus=boobs
verse= V or P depending on gender of the song

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

new theory

outro=butt
chorus=boobs
verse= V or P depending on gender of the song

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:23 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Every song needs three things"

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't read the whole thread so idk if this has been floated already -but is it just me or does Spaceship Coupe sound like a 2:30AM song (ie the Samberg/timberlake duo)

I've listened to it a few times now and I'm convinced it was a discarded sketch that he dug up and sung straight

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

I have listened to the album a few times now and although there are many parts I still have to work out I like it a lot overall.
the grooves, sounds, ambiances and feels are good.
"let the groove get in" is a monster and in my head a lot (and I even find the mood of "Ocean" beautiful !).
the whole thing will certainly grow on me but for now it's already MUCH BETTER than I expected from JT, 7 years after FS/LS.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Excellent video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuZE_IRwLNI

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

still doesn't make the song any better

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

wow i like this a lot!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

floria sigismondi going full-lynch, it's pretty compelling

jt's dance routine at the end is goofy as hell but endearingly so

nearly makes me like the song

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

"new theory

outro=butt
chorus=boobs
verse= V or P depending on gender of the song"

you know what this justin timberlake critical reception needed, MORE SEXISM

katherine, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

the dance routine is def a little corny but I like the old-timey nostalgia-ness of it, like an awkward Astaire reference. It comes from a nice place

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

and I like the song!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

katherine my dumb internet jokes hardly constitute any part of this album's critical reception. sorry for the post.

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

now yr an ass, tee hee :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

i prefer the term "outro"

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

irl lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

The structurelessness of these songs is being *way* overstated, but that's not to say most of them would lose much from having three minutes lopped off the end. If anything they're not freaky enough to justify the length. I wonder if Timbaland is part of the problem here, maybe Justin would have benefited from taking '4' as his cue and going further down the live instrumentation route. It certainly would have suited a fair few of these songs.

That said, I enjoyed this on first listen, although Mirrors and especially Blue Ocean Floor are pretty insipid. The run from Strawberry Bubblegum through to Let The Groove Get In sounded best. It's not a disaster, but there aren't many wow moments either.

Compare and contrast with the last Beyonce album though and it just feels like Justin is (musically at least) fluffing his lines when it comes to being a global blockbuster pop star. FutureSex/LoveSounds got maybe 2/3rds of the way towards what he was trying to achieve, this one manages less than that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

katherine st asaph nailing it again

http://www.mtvhive.com/2013/03/20/justin-timberlake-20-20-experience/

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

His wife's not inspiring enough? What the fuck kind of criticism even is that?

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

damn good criticism imo

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Half the things people say are wrong with this record I don't even hear or are just patently wrongheaded and most of the rest of its supposedly flaws don't bother me. I feel like so many people are grasping at straws to damn this record it's ridiculous.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

it's better criticism than the empty "o we are so in awe of your classy vibes" encomiums about it

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

no one needs to grasp at straws to damn this album, the list of things wrong with it is as long as it feels

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

i think that's a gr8 review but before i proceed i would be interested in katherine's take on robin thicke if available

reason i ask is cos the lyric dissection (and subsequent conclusion) imo rather rests on the unspoken understanding of charm in delivery via persona moreso than their value as lines in themselves; jt's always been cheesy on paper so it's not really quite the right vector to attack this album with i'd say

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

i def didn't know what encomium means

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

my favourite terrible JT lyric will always be "you're out of this world except you're not green"

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

haha on that we can agree, at least.

wait does "katherine" here = kt st. a?

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

the lyrics on 20/20 are pretty bad but they didn't really bother me except "spaceship coupe" and also the horrifying way the metaphor of "strawberry bubblegum" gradually dawns on you and then reaches its grimly inevitable "blueberry lollipop" conclusion

otherwise they pretty much blur into the blah of the songs, whatever

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

yep

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

my favourite terrible JT lyric will always be "you're out of this world except you're not green"

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 6:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

oh god there's so so many of them

on bubba sparxxx's "hootenanny" he says "i could go #1 ten times" and idk how you sing that line without immediately thinking about piss

or the entirety of his "i can't believe it remix" -- stupid lyrics are kinda the point of that song, but still

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the image of justin timberlake with a blue dick is a regrettable one

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

JT's lyrics have been bad more often than they've been good and I generally just ignore them.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

on bubba sparxxx's "hootenanny" he says "i could go #1 ten times" and idk how you sing that line without immediately thinking about piss

i have actually never thought this. THX J0RDAN -_-

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

I don't care for the biographical glossing but it's one of my favorite negative reviews (the cursive line is a scream).

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

even "walkin' on the beach our toes in the sand" is silly. Where else would your toes be?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

JT's lyrics have been bad more often than they've been good and I generally just ignore them.

yep

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

you can get pebble beaches

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

I've been trying to lalalala in my head through the strawberry bubblegum metaphor but it doesn't work and ugggh

I like the song but RUINED 4 eva

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

generally I like him when his natural dorkiness ("She's freaky and she knows it!") overcomes his hamfisted attempts at suavity.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

I mean he's got a song with the hook DAMN GIRL DAMN GIRL DAMN GIRL

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

that also features will.i.am

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

it worked for Shaggy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

did it?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

my favorite timberlake lyrics are all on "shades"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

xpost well, okay no

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

and i agree with alfred about how his dorkiness overcoming his hamfistedness = his strongest lyrical moments, but i don't mind the pure hamfisted suave bro either; it doesn't exactly get in the way

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

it's a dialectic, right? He's a believable suave fuck cuz he's a dork.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

lmao @ blueberry lollipop http://i.imgur.com/l6bFsnS.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link


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